"The imperial doctor said that the emperor's kidney yin was deficient, and he often drank deer blood, tiger whip soup and other aphrodisiacs. The essence and blood were excessively depleted, and the internal emptiness caused evil winds to enter the body. In the future, he needs to purify his mind and cultivate himself, and he must not have sex too much. labor."
After the queen finished speaking, the palace was silent for five or six seconds, and then was broken by loud laughter like pulling onions from a willow tree.
[So, the emperor was diagnosed with impotence and kidney deficiency in front of his mother? No wonder the Queen Mother was so angry. 】
After Liu Man, Concubine Zhao also started to laugh.
On the surface, the Queen Mother is devoted to practicing Buddhism and ignores worldly affairs, but in fact she is small-minded.
At first, the emperor favored her alone and came every day, which made the old woman dissatisfied. She often said in front of everyone that she was bossy and jealous, and pestered the emperor day and night, not allowing him to get even the rain and dew.
"If it hadn't been for this incident, she would have really thought that her son was a gentleman, and it was all the concubines in the harem who seduced the Holy Lord and led the Emperor to evil."
Concubine Zhao was filled with joy. She couldn't help but laugh when she thought of the wonderful expression on the old woman's constipated face after hearing the doctor's words.
Let’s see if the Queen Mother has the nerve to say that she is pestering her son in the future. It is obviously the emperor’s greed for beauty that has made her take the blame for many years!
Just as Liu Man stopped smiling, she saw Hua Ning running in in a panic.
He was still shouting, "Something is going wrong, little master!"
【Something bad happened? Could it be that my curse worked and the emperor finally became a eunuch? That's a really big deal. 】
Hua Ning ran too fast, still breathing heavily, and said out of breath: "My lord, the Queen Mother has summoned you to serve the Emperor."
ah?
[Are you sure you are here to attend to an illness and not to visit a grave? 】
[With a shake of my hand, I can pour all the decoction into the nostrils of the big pig’s hoof! 】
Liu Man put on a sad face and lamented over and over again that she was unlucky. It was so unlucky.
"How pitiful. That old woman is the most difficult to take care of, especially when it comes to her dear son. She can torture you to death."
Concubine Zhao looked at Liu Man with sympathy in her eyes.
The queen nodded in agreement. She had just come back from serving her husband, and her face looked haggard, as if she had aged ten years.
"Mother, something bad has happened!"
Another familiar voice came from outside.
This time it was Concubine Zhao's turn to stiffen.
"Don't tell me that the Queen Mother also ordered me to serve as a sick person?"
Fu Ling was stunned for a moment, and then said with admiration, "Your Majesty is really a master of calculation. This is what I want to say."
When Concubine Zhao heard this, she couldn't breathe and almost lost her breath.
[The smile didn’t disappear, it just moved to my face. 】
[Don’t think I didn’t notice that you were secretly gloating about your misfortune just now, and you were sweating profusely because of the changing weather, little sister. 】
Sister Liu Man patted Concubine Zhao on the shoulders, "Don't be afraid, it's not certain who will suffer."
The next day, when Liu Man and Concubine Zhao braved the cold wind and snowflakes and rushed to the Yangxin Hall, the Queen Mother was already sitting on a mahogany chair drinking hot tea and waiting.
"Queen Mother Jin An." Liu Man and Concubine Zhao bowed their heads in salute.
The Queen Mother put down the tea cup hard and snorted like phlegm stuck in her throat.
[Huh? Huh? It’s the first time you see a person with such wisdom and beauty like me. I feel ashamed and can’t speak? 】
Liu Man kept squatting in the saluting posture for more than ten seconds, but she still didn't see the Queen Mother calling them to get up, so she couldn't help but secretly rolled her eyes.
Damn, the most annoying people are pretentious.
Concubine Zhao felt the Queen Mother's scrutinizing eyes sweeping over them, and she quickly tugged on Liu Man's sleeves.
Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother saw her with sharp eyes.
"It seems that Liu Cai and the imperial concubine are very close. No wonder a young talented man can seduce the emperor and ask you to come by his name during his illness. At such a young age, he has the same evil intentions and is charming and charming."
Concubine Zhao was thin-skinned, and her eyes immediately turned red after being ridiculed by the Queen Mother.
Liu Man:? ? ?
[Do you want this blessing for you? Old lady, you're not much better. Didn't you just take care of your precious son when the late emperor was sick? 】
Oh haha~
Concubine Zhao no longer felt uncomfortable. She dared to think that this old and immortal herself was still pretending to be dignified.
"Yes, yes, my concubine is evil-minded and specializes in seducing the emperor with her charms. How about punishing me to spend a month in seclusion."
Liu Man looked at the Queen Mother sincerely, hoping that the old witch would quickly put her in confinement. It was freezing cold today, and it would be freezing to death if she went out. Anyway, with the Queen Mother here, even if she was in confinement, the Ministry of Internal Affairs would not deliberately deduct money. At your own expense!
Concubine Zhao was stunned at first, then her mind turned around and she quickly apologized together: "I am guilty, and I beg the Queen Mother to punish her together."
You don’t need to see the Queen Mother’s wrinkled face, this is not a punishment but a reward!
The sudden apology made by the two people made the Queen Mother's next scolding choke back in her throat, making it very uncomfortable.
They have sincerely admitted their mistakes, and the queen mother should not be aggressive, otherwise it will be difficult for the emperor to explain when he wakes up.
The Queen Mother's face softened, the wrinkles on her face spread out, and she forced a smile.
"As long as you realize your mistake, I won't punish you this time."
"It's just that you have to remember that the most important thing for a woman is to be virtuous and virtuous. Her husband is the top priority. Taking good care of the emperor's body is the most important thing. I will put away all the other little thoughts."
Liu Man felt very sorry that the Queen Mother could only talk nonsense and use the virtues of a filial woman to suppress others.
[What a coincidence, I have no talent and no moral character, so I am the most suitable person to take care of your sick and beautiful son, and I will just send him to his death. 】
