【What melon? 】
Liu Man scratched her head and head anxiously, but the system insisted on teasing her and refused to speak directly.
[System, my wife once told me to speak half the words...]
system:?
Liu Man's tone was sinister and indescribably weird.
[If you sleep at night, your tongue will be cut off~]
The small light spot in the system trembled and dimmed under Liu Man's unkind eyes, as if begging for mercy.
System: [嘤嘤嘤~I’m timid, don’t scare me. 】
Liu Man: [It’s true. There once was a man named Xiao Ming. He always spoke half of what he said. Later...]
Liu Man: [His tongue was cut out]
Since you can't speak well, your tongue is of little use.
The system that surrendered decisively said: [When the emperor is in love, he will hold his earlobe in his mouth and lick and bite it back and forth. Every time, he will make the earlobe of his concubine sleep red before he gives up. 】
Ga?
Liu Man was shocked. She had guessed that this melon might be very perverted, but she didn't expect it to be so perverted.
System: [Host, there is one more thing I want to tell you. 】
The system's tone was malicious, and Liu Man's scalp suddenly became numb, and her sixth sense was ticking, as if something terrible was about to happen.
System: [Your earlobes happen to be the emperor’s favorite type, and the original owner didn’t have his ears pierced because he was afraid of the pain. 】
Liu Man: That's bad. Is it still too late to get my ears pierced overnight?
That night, Liu Man had a nightmare. In her dream, a black shadow kept grabbing her and trying to rip off her ears.
"Don't come over here!" Liu Man screamed miserably, sitting up from the bed like a carp.
Hua Wan, who was on duty outside, heard the noise and quickly ran in to check on Liu Man's condition.
"What's wrong, little master? Is it a nightmare?"
Seeing that Liu Man's face was pale and her clothes were soaked with cold sweat, Hua Wan didn't care about the difference between master and servant, she stretched out her hand to hug Liu Man into her arms and whispered comfort.
"Don't be afraid, little master. There are slaves and maidservants guarding you here. No monsters or ghosts dare to get close to you."
After being coaxed by Hua Wan to drink a cup of soothing tea, Liu Man fell asleep again in a daze.
Experiencing the terrifying game of chasing and escaping for a night in her dream was so overwhelming that when she came to say goodbye the next day, Liu Man completely collapsed on the bed and couldn't get up.
After countless boot failures, Liu Man lay on the bed and completely collapsed, covering herself with a quilt and curling up into a ball.
Outside the gauze curtain, Hua Wan and Hua Ning faced the mischievous master on the bed, anxious but helpless.
"Little Master, it would be bad if you don't get up and miss the greeting moment!"
Liu Man hummed and said "Yeah", but her eyelids weighed a thousand pounds and she couldn't lift them up.
In the end, the 2B system took action and finally woke her up.
System: [Host, today is the first time An Cai Ren has greeted An Cai Ren since he went to bed. The scene must be exciting. If you don’t go to greet him today, tomorrow there will be rumors in the palace that Liu Cai Ren is jealous of An Cai Ren and stays up all night because he is ill. Rumors, the Queen knows that you are jealous, so she doesn’t like you]
I just don’t like you anymore
As soon as this killer move came out, Liu Man's eyes widened completely and she sat up from the bed suddenly.
【envy? She has two pairs of eyes, one mouth, two arms and two legs. Am I jealous that her ears were scratched all night? Am I jealous that she fell blindly in love with rotten cucumbers? 】
Unexpectedly, Liu Man became so fast. Hua Wan was still dazed when she saw the young master with disheveled hair and shouting with great momentum, "Help sister up, sister can fight again!"
Birds were chirping on the branches in the early morning, and the women in the palace were chattering.
When they hurried to Yikun Palace, most people had already taken their seats and glanced at the palace entrance from time to time, looking forward to the arrival of today's protagonist.
[There was a loud sound in the sky, and I made a shining appearance! 】
Liu Man stepped over the threshold with one foot and felt several eyes glanced at her. After seeing clearly that it was her, they looked back in disappointment.
[Why, it’s me who’s here. Are you dissatisfied? 】
Concubine Zhao chuckled. For the first time, she felt that it was interesting to see someone who was not what they seemed.
This Liu Man said that she was making a grand entrance, but she shrank her head and came in quietly like an easily frightened kitten.
The system laughed at Liu Man: [Is this your debut? 】
Liu Man lowered her eyebrows and returned to her exclusive position. Anyone who looked at him would think that he was a cowardly and honest person.
[What do you know about the 2B system? In the early stage, he will stay up and grow, and in the later stage, he will hug the queen's lap. Look at me killing gentle and noble people, and peaceful and talented people! 】
System: [Are you sure the queen is not responsible for the random killings, but you are responsible for the killing? 】
Liu Man felt that she had a lot as an adult and would not care about 2B.
When the queen heard Liu Man about to hug her thigh, she lowered her head and glanced, emm...it seemed difficult to imagine this scene.
However, she cannot hug her with her thighs, but she will protect this little concubine who is devoted to her. Even if she is not favored by the emperor, she can still be happy and worry-free for the rest of her life.
There was movement outside the door, and An Cairen, who everyone had been waiting for, finally arrived.
[The Shura Field is coming! It's a pity that I can't crack melon seeds. 】
After a night of rain and dew, the newly favored An Cairen had a touch of spring in his brows, which those concubines who had slept with him would not miss it.
Only Liu Man, a heartless fun-loving person, stared at An Cairen's earlobe again and again.
This look was inconspicuous among the many jealous and resentful looks, otherwise one would have thought she was a pervert.
"An Cairen came really early today. Since it's the first day to accept the favor, why don't you stay in Yangxin Hall for a while."
Shu Bin, who had not been sleeping for a long time, spoke sarcastically. She felt uncomfortable when she saw An Cairen's pretentious look.
Everyone in the harem knows that except for Concubine Zhao, she does not have to come to pay her respects to the queen after she goes to bed. The other concubines, no matter how unwell they are, must pay her respects before going back to rest. This is due respect to the master of the harem.
Ancai, who was almost the last one to arrive, turned pale and said, "The Queen's atonement is due to my concubine being unwell, which delayed the time."
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of undisguised laughter.
She is not a stunning beauty, how can she still seduce the emperor and keep him from getting out of bed?
[She is really capable. Before the emperor went to court, he was obsessed with her earlobes. Look at An Cairen's earlobes, they were so red that they almost broke the skin! 】
