No one knew about Emperor Xuande's troubles, and everyone below him was just trying to eat melons.
Lin Mo asked the system even more excitedly: "Hurry up and tell me what's going on with the Dali Temple Shaoqing, and don't keep it secret!" 】
System: [Actually, it’s not a big deal, but didn’t he have diarrhea some time ago? As you know, any fart is not trustworthy when you have diarrhea, so he made this fatal mistake. 】
Lin Mo: [Hahahaha! I immediately imagined that scene. I never thought that such a serious person as the Shaoqing of Dali Temple would have such a scandal. 】
The officials also lowered their heads, and that image appeared in their minds. ?.?????.ℂ??
Dali Temple Shaoqing:...
During this morning court session, the grand master and the young minister of Dali Temple were completely humiliated. Emperor Xuande even kept these two people when he went to court.
Looking at the two ministers in front of him, Emperor Xuande held his head with a groan, looked at them with a sad face and said, "Do you think this country can be saved?"
Taishi and Dali Temple Shaoqing:? ? ? Why do you suddenly ask them whether this country can be saved? Now the country is prosperous, so why can’t it be saved?
"Please express it clearly, Your Majesty." The two stretched out their hands to bow.
Emperor Xuande: "I never knew that my ministers couldn't even control their excrement and urine! If this matter spreads to other countries, it will not be a big deal for them!"
"You said you really are, can't you have a good dream when you dream! Don't you know how to hesitate when you fart!"
The Grand Master and the Young Minister of Dali Temple looked at Emperor Xuande expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, it seems that dreams are beyond our control. As for farting, who knows whether the fart is real or imaginary."
Emperor Xuande thought about it for a moment, and it seemed like the same thing.
Eunuch Li's face started to twitch while he was suppressing laughter. He had been with the emperor for so many years, and ever since Mr. Xiao Lin came to court, he had been making jokes every day.
If he laughs for ten years, he will definitely live a hundred years!
In the end, the emperor gave these two people a lesson before letting them out of the palace, and also set a rule.
If you dream at night, no matter whether you find the toilet or not, never go to the toilet! Be more thoughtful when you fart!
Lin Mo didn't know what happened in the palace. She was kicked out by her father when she returned home.
"Dad! What mistake did I make again! I don't seem to have done anything today!"
Lin Mo stood at the door of his house and kept knocking on the door, thinking about what happened today.
But she went to court as soon as she got up today. She had just gone to court. She was very obedient and didn't say a word in the court, so why should she be locked out of the house.
Lin Shangshu said to her through the door: "You know what happened today. Please reflect on it outside today!"
Today, the scandals of two important officials of the imperial court were revealed in succession. This is not the way you should take advantage of some things! Fortunately, the Grand Master and the Young Minister of Dali Temple are decent people. If they were other traitorous officials, they would have to find an opportunity to assassinate you.
But this girl is probably not afraid of assassination. She is protected by the system, so she should let her reflect on it outside.
The main reason is that his eyes hurt, his heart hurts and his mouth hurts when he sees her now, and he needs to take some time off.
System: [Since your father won’t let you in, then we might as well take a stroll on the street! Just eat some other melons to collect energy! 】
Lin Mo looked at his court clothes and said, "But my clothes are not very convenient for walking outside." 】
System: [Then buy another one from outside. Have you brought any money? 】
Lin Mo touched his empty wallet: [No. 】
System: ...Come on, someone actually goes out without money. This is a strange person.
[Oh, let's just wear these clothes and go, we're not going to some messy place, just strolling on the street] Lin Mo shook his sleeves and walked forward aggressively with his chest puffed out.
The official uniform of an eighth-rank petty official was forcedly worn by her, giving off the proud temperament of the number one scholar.
The boy guarding the door: ...People say that the seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door is not as good as the concierge in front of the prime minister's door. How can she wear this dress so well?
Lin Mo is now considered a well-known figure in the capital, and someone stopped her before she even took two steps.
"Master Xiao Lin is having a good time today." A young man dressed in a coquettish manner blocked Lin Mo's way.
This person's appearance is not bad, but his aesthetic in colorful clothes is a bit bad.
Lin Mo asked the system in confusion: "Why is this man dressed like a peacock? Doesn't he think that he is a thorn in the side of his life? I counted, he has at least five colors in his body, he looks like a peacock." Open the screen! 】
Peacock Young Master:......
The young masters next to the young master said: "Pfft!"
System: [I checked and found out that this is Wei Zheng'an, the son of the Shaoqing of Dali Temple. He is a pretty good guy, but he has a bad temper and poor aesthetics. 】
Hua Peacock was going to explode when he heard this. What does it mean that he has poor aesthetics! His aesthetics are very good. Do you understand?
The young masters next to him quickly stopped Hua Peacock, "Don't be angry. Don't be angry. Why are you arguing with her? Your father is on her."
