This time the Lily Gua incident caused great turmoil. Except for those officials who did not have concubines, all officials who had concubines, including the emperor, came to conduct a self-examination.
Not to mention, I actually found a few pairs of Sayuris.
It's just that these Sayuris are either their beloved concubines or their beloved wives. They can't kill or beat or scold or scold them. They can't let go of them no matter what. In the end, they can only sign a series of agreements with the Prime Minister. treaty.
Of course, those who went too far were found out and punished.
Some women even secretly transfer their husband's property, and even keep concubines outside! They even planned to kill people and seize wealth, so that after her husband dies, no one can stop them from being together.
By then, no one in the house will be able to take care of them. I have to say that these women are really awesome! ?.?????.???
When they went to court the next day, the officials who had concubines and trouble at home looked tired, and they looked at Lin Mo with resentment in their eyes.
However, Mr. Xiao Lin didn't notice these glares at all. She happily stood next to Mr. Li and chatted with the system.
Emperor Xuande also knew that something had happened to some officials' families. Looking at the ugly faces of those people, he also sighed and expressed sympathy for them.
She was grinning in amusement at the certain culprit who caused this incident.
Lin Mo: [Hahaha, look at the adult’s butt in front, it shrinks and shrinks, he must be trying to poop, right? 】
As soon as she said this, everyone standing in front of her felt uncomfortable in their butts.
And a certain official who really wanted to shit suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, the system started to work in the next second.
System: [You looked really carefully. The one in front is the censor, but he doesn’t want to poop, he has hemorrhoids. 】
A certain official who wanted to shit breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not him.
It's just that the imperial doctor's expression suddenly changed. He shrank his butt twice, so what's the matter? And what serious person would stare at someone's butt!
I systematically checked the deeds of the imperial censor, and found that they were quite impressive. The whole thing was just a medical book on the treatment of hemorrhoids.
When Lin Mo heard what the system said, he paid more attention to Doctor Yushi's butt, while other people who were eating melons also silently looked at Doctor Yushi's butt.
Doctor Yushi:...
You are sick! Why are everyone staring at my ass! Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Isn’t it normal for me to have hemorrhoids?
The censor's buttocks tightened even more.
Everyone who saw it said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at this tight ass, the censor doctor should be doing pretty well in his usual exercise routine."
The emperor sat on it and watched all his ministers secretly looking at the censor's butt. He couldn't even describe the feeling in his heart.
Why do I feel like these officials are becoming more and more perverted? But he also really wanted to see the censor’s butt! What is the difference between a butt with hemorrhoids and a butt without hemorrhoids?
The system continued: [When the imperial censor was a young student, he liked to read while squatting on the toilet. He squatted for half an hour and an hour, and then the hemorrhoids came out. 】
[His journey to treat hemorrhoids began at once, but after decades of treatment, it was basically useless. Yesterday he had a stimulating meal, so he fell ill today. 】
Lin Mo shook his head in his heart and said with emotion: [Sure enough, it’s a quick fix to go to the toilet. It’s really uncomfortable to have hemorrhoids. People have big ambitions but you have big hemorrhoids. Fortunately, the imperial doctor is not as good as Long Yang. , otherwise what should I do with this butt? 】
When the imperial censor heard this, he was so angry that stars appeared in his eyes, "You!"
The second before Doctor Yushi was about to explode, the Taiwei next to him slapped Doctor Yushi on the mouth, and then put his other hand under Doctor Yushi's buttocks, glaring and expressing with his eyes: If you dare Make a sound and I'll poke your asshole!
The censor doctor held back the breath with a burning mouth.
The officials who saw this scene said: ... Mr. Taiwei really risked his life!
The prince and two princes standing in front of the side and the emperor sitting on top:...
The prince said in a low voice: "This is the first time I have seen the prince like this. It seems that he really likes to hear gossip."
The second prince rolled his eyes at his eldest brother and said angrily: "It sounds like you don't like it."
Lin Mo didn't know what was going on over there, she was still sighing.
[Tongzi, is there any medicine to treat hemorrhoids? If my eldest brother or my father also has this problem, then as a sister and daughter, I have to help them. 】
Lin Shangshu, standing not far away: ...I thank you.
Now all the officials are listening with open ears. Some people also have big hemorrhoids, so there is an urgent need for a cure.
The system searched for a while and then said: [Actually, there is no particularly useful prescription. The easiest way is to cut it off, but after cutting it off, there is no guarantee that it will not relapse. 】
[However, there are Sophora japonica, Sanguisorba, Pulsatilla, Angelica dahurica and Dandelion that can treat hemorrhoids. They can be applied externally or internally to relieve symptoms. There is also Begonia flower that can also be used. I haven’t found anything specific here. After all, I am not What a manual of medical skills. 】
[But the best way to avoid getting big hemorrhoids is not to squat or sit for a long time. For example, the emperor above you is most likely to get hemorrhoids when he sits every day, but he seems to have hemorrhoids too. 】
