Lin Mo didn't notice the other people's expressions. She was now curious about how this third prince, who was not very smart, could be so clever.
[System, how do you know that this third prince is not very smart? What has he done? 】
System: [He didn’t do anything. He just didn’t want to go to school when he was a child, so he imitated the concubine in the harem and pretended to be sick. But that concubine was pretending to be pregnant, so when the concubine vomited, he also vomited. When the concubine felt uncomfortable, he also felt uncomfortable. That concubine In order to compete for favor, she deliberately went to the emperor, and then said that the child in her belly was kicking her. When the third prince found out, he also went to his father, and then said that the child in his belly was kicking him. Then the emperor looked at him and fell into deep thought. Next He was spanked within seconds, when he was five years old. 】
The muscles on Lin Mo's face trembled crazily, [Hahahaha! What kind of comedian is this! If he wants to pretend to be sick, there are many ways to pretend to be sick. Why does he have to imitate others and pretend to be pregnant? Ha ha ha ha】
"puff!"
The civil and military officials also pinched their thighs desperately to prevent themselves from laughing.
The third prince's face was red, even his neck was red, and he looked like a crayfish.
It was also the first time for the prince and the second prince to know about this matter. They tried hard to suppress their laughter, which made their nostrils enlarged.
Although I knew that my brother was not very smart, I never expected him to be so unsmart.
The corners of Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched crazily. He still remembered this incident. The concubine was later thrown into the cold palace, but it was really funny that this stupid little son did such a thing. ?.?????.???
You said you can't pretend to be infected with the cold? You have to pretend to be pregnant.
At that time, he was reviewing the memorial, and the third prince, a small man, ran in and said with a weak look: "Father, please touch my belly. Is the child inside kicking me?"
Emperor Xuande was drinking tea at the time, and the tea spurted out of his mouth. Eunuch Li's jaw almost dropped in shock.
However, it was precisely because of the third prince's behavior that the emperor paid special attention to the pregnant concubine, and found out that the concubine was falsely pregnant to compete for favor.
Lin Mo suddenly became very interested in the third prince. She also wanted to know what other funny things the third prince had done.
[System, apart from this matter, has the Third Prince done anything unwise? He should have done many such things. 】
The emperor and all the civil and military officials immediately pricked up their ears to listen. Only the third prince was eager to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
Why do you want to eat my melon! Why do so many people here have to choose me! If I had known, I wouldn't have said that much just now!
The third prince really regrets it now. It would have been better if he had not spoken just now.
The system didn't know what the third prince was thinking, so it began to collect all kinds of shocking deeds of the third prince.
[The third prince did many unintelligent things. He learned to draw when he was six years old. That day their teacher taught them to draw a turtle, so he directly drew a tortoise, and he became addicted to drawing. Later, every time he did his homework, he Instead of writing his own name, he replaced it with a tortoise. Every time the prince and the second prince signed their names obediently, he drew a tortoise next to his signature. 】
Lin Mo suddenly had that picture in his mind, [Hahahaha, so he thinks of himself as a bastard, right? 】
The civil and military officials are now holding back their laughter and tears, but even so, they still have to act and pretend to discuss national affairs. It's not easy, it's really not easy!
Third Prince: ##&\\&#
【There’s more, there’s more! When he was seven years old, he accidentally wet the bed at night, but he was afraid of being discovered, so he changed his bedding with that of the second prince. He even complained first and said that the second prince had wet the bed, but he did not change himself. Wearing wet trousers, everyone watched him accuse the second prince of bedwetting. 】
Emperor Xuande covered his face with his hands and wiped the tears from his eyes with a handkerchief.
Unexpectedly, this little son actually did so many strange things. He really didn't know about the bedwetting.
The second prince also thought of this scene when he was a child. When he was accused by his younger brother, he really doubted whether he had really wet the bed. But when he saw the wet buttocks of this stupid brother when he turned around, what he felt in his heart, you Even if you want to frame me, can't you hide your tail well?
Look, your ass is wet! The evidence is all on your ass!
Lin Mo glanced at the back of the third prince, and suddenly felt that his back also showed that he was not smart.
I originally thought this person was a smiling tiger.
The system had already finished talking, and it continued: [And what's more, his encounter with the third prince's concubine was also very strange. The third prince's concubine was the daughter of a general, and she had a carefree and careless personality. The third prince fell in love with him at a glance. People, but the third prince's concubine likes men who are strong and masculine, and the third prince is too delicate. 】
[Later, in order to prove his masculinity, he went to boxing in front of the third prince's concubine every day, which made the third prince's concubine think that he was here to provoke, and then the two of them started fighting as soon as they met. 】
Lin Mo was almost laughing crazy in his heart, [This way of chasing people has never been seen in history.
