This time it was really embarrassing. Lin Mo touched his nose and said a little embarrassedly: "Um, dad, are you okay? I really didn't mean to scare you. It's not that I couldn't sleep at night because I couldn't sleep. I was afraid that I would be delayed at work the next day, so I thought of laying a floor covering in front of your door."
Everyone: ...What kind of brain circuit do you have? Is there any connection between delaying going to court and laying the floor at the door?
Seeing everyone's puzzled faces, Lin Mo explained awkwardly: "I just thought that when dad gets up in the morning, he can wake me up and take me away. Isn't this the best of both worlds? You see, I have even changed into court clothes."
When Lin Shangshu heard this, he touched his chest and his eyes went dark, "Nonsense! How could a girl like you do such a thing! If this matter is spread, will your reputation still be high? I'll see you today. It's your first time, so I won't hold you accountable. If you do such immoral things again in the future, see how I deal with you!"
Lin Mo nodded quickly to show that he understood: [It seems that we can no longer lay a floor at the door in the future. 】
System: [So you still haven’t given up on the idea of laying floors, right? 】
The Lin family of four:...
Lin Ran looked at his little sister and shook his head helplessly. Fortunately, it was his father who was causing trouble now. If she was allowed to take her little sister to integrate into those circles of noble girls, then she would really feel that her life would be gloomy!
The Lin family has been married for generations, except for the little sister who is such a fool. Sure enough, you can't live a good life, otherwise God will always send you one or two bad things or bad people.
Lin Qi rolled up all the quilts at the door and asked what time it was.
very good! It's time to go to court.
The whole family didn't sleep well that night, and now everything that happened in the Lin family was informed to the emperor by the secret guards.
"Hahahaha! This little girl from the Lin family is so funny. How did she want to lay the floor in front of her parents' door? Isn't she afraid of scaring her parents to death?"
The emperor was being served and dressed while listening to these things. He was in a bad mood when he got up early, but now his mood suddenly improved.
Eunuch Li also had a smile on his face, and he replied: "I heard that Mr. Xiao Lin couldn't sleep at night and was afraid of delaying the morning meeting the next day, so he did such a thing."
"The key is that she started snoring just after she fell asleep, and then woke up all Shangshu Lin and Mrs. Lin in the room. Shangshu Lin almost fainted from fright."
The more Emperor Xuande listened, the better he felt. This little girl from the Lin family is really a talent! This was the first time in all his life that he had seen such a fun person.
"Sure enough, it was right to send secret guards to keep an eye on him. Protecting him and her is one thing. The main thing is that this person is really fun."
"If my three princes hadn't gotten married, I would have wanted her to be my daughter-in-law."
Eunuch Li: ...Your Majesty, are you serious?
If Mr. Xiao Lin, who is afraid of chaos in the world, really marries into the royal family, wouldn't the royal family become a big stage? As long as Mr. Xiao Lin knows what happens in it, basically the whole world will know it. .
At that time, when you go to court every day, you will no longer listen to the gossip of civil and military officials, but the exclusive gossip of the royal family.
"Do you know if you should be more at ease with me today?"
Lin Shangshu took Lin Mo into the carriage and kept talking about her.
Lin Mo was in a state of emptiness, [Don't listen to the bastard chanting sutras! 】
Lin Shangshu: ...You are the bastard, and your whole family is bastard!
No, this little bastard is his biological daughter, so he can't be scolded like this.
The groom driving the carriage outside was almost laughing his head off. This second lady was so funny.
After finally arriving at the palace, Lin Shangshu felt the enthusiasm of his colleagues for the first time.
"Oh, Master Lin is here. Is Mr. Xiao Lin here? Mr. Shangshu gave birth to a good daughter!"
"Isn't that right? I heard that the eldest son and young lady in Lord Shangshu's family are also among the best. Lord Shangshu is so lucky."
"Why don't I have such a blessing? All the children I gave birth to are here to collect debts. Alas, everyone has their own destiny."
Lin Shangshu: ...Are you okay? Why are you so windy this morning?
After working with you for so many years, this is the first time I see you being so enthusiastic towards me. I just want to hear gossip.
Lin Mo was very happy to chat with those adults, and he was very at ease.
After a while, she got all the information about the adult she was chatting with, such as how many people there were in the family, how many children they had, and what the relationship was like at home. The main thing was concern.
System: [Host, host, stop asking. I’m almost out of my underwear for you. I think you’re in the wrong field. You’re suitable to be a baggage. They can chat with you for the whole day and tell them everything about their family. They've all been tricked. Is there anyone who can chat like this? 】
After hearing what the system said, the adult realized something was wrong, damn! He actually got involved in everything at home.
Lin Mo sighed inwardly, "Didn't they take the initiative to chat with me? It's not like you don't know what kind of character I am. What's the point of chatting if it's not gossip?" 】
[However, this gentleman is still pretty good, but from his description he seems to be a strict henpecker. 】
The adult chatting:! ! ! Don't talk nonsense! How could I be a strict wife! I am the head of the family!
I don’t even know how to describe the looks in the eyes of the other officials who were listening.
And they didn't join in. Even if this girl from the Lin family didn't have that system, she was still very capable.
System: [Host, your ability is really great. You are worthy of being trained among all the maids and ladies. My daughter-in-law has been studying music, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child. You have been carrying a little horse on your back to listen to gossip since you were a child. . 】
Lin Mo: [No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 】
Everyone was speechless when they heard what he said.
Different, this is indeed quite different. You hear gossip everywhere about people playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but there is no girl from any family who is like this.
Lin Shangshu really wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl in. It was so embarrassing to be embarrassed! It was the little bastard who was obviously embarrassed, so why did he feel so embarrassed?
Why haven't you come to court yet? Why does time go by so slowly today!
Finally, when Lin Shangshu was about to collapse, Eunuch Li came to inform the emperor.
Lin Mo: [Is it so fast? It seems like we just arrived. 】
Lin Shangshu: Hurry up! Hurry up!
