That night, Emperor Xuande looked at the pile of underwear sent by his three sons and courtiers with an embarrassed look on his face.
What a shame! What a shame!
Can that girl stop eating his melons? There are so many civil and military officials in this dynasty who don’t have enough to eat!
"Your Majesty, do you need to change the underwear you were wearing before?" Eunuch Li lowered his head and tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth.
But the emperor's underwear is really unwearable, and it can't even cover his buttocks.
Emperor Xuande sighed and said helplessly: "Change it, I have already sent it, don't give it for free." He is still a poor emperor now.
But after taking over the palace of Prince Qi and the palace of the Protector General, he might be able to get richer.
But the most important thing now is to protect Lin Mo. If something happens to her, it will definitely be a big loss.
Emperor Xuande immediately sent secret guards to Lin Mansion, but the secret guards came back in the middle of the night.
Looking at his secret guards with bruised noses and swollen faces, Emperor Xuande's mouth twitched, "What's going on with you?"
The leader of the secret guard replied helplessly: "Your Majesty, once the subordinates arrived at Miss Lin's residence, they couldn't enter. The system said it had some protection mechanism to protect Miss Lin, and we wanted to get closer to listen. As soon as I heard it, I was blown away.”
Emperor Xuande: ...Come on, I have my own protection, so there is no need to worry about it.
"Then you stay away and keep an eye on me. Don't get too close. Just hear a little bit of news. Don't get discovered."
At this moment, all the other courtyards in Lin Mansion have gone to rest, and only Lin Mo's courtyard still has lights.
"Oh, tomorrow is another day where I don't want to go to work. I can't get up!" Lin Mo fell on the bed and read the storybook.
Seeing her like this, the system asked in confusion: [Since you know you can't get up, why aren't you sleeping now? 】
Lin Mo sighed, got off the bed, poured a glass of water and said, "I can't sleep. You see, the time at night is so beautiful, why waste it on sleeping."
"And I've slept enough during the day. Now is the time to be energetic."
System: ...Then it has nothing to say about this.
[I'll check the time for you now. It's two o'clock in the morning modern time. If you don't go to sleep, your morning will probably be over. 】
[It’s okay to take a nap secretly, but if you fell headlong, it would be a disgrace and a loss of fortune. 】
Lin Mo:......
That's right, since she couldn't sleep and had to go to work tomorrow, she had to find a way to get the best of both worlds, so that she could stay up late and get up early tomorrow.
A quarter of an hour later, the system looked at Lin Mo, who was hugging the quilt and pillow, and was speechless.
[Where are you going to take the quilt and pillow? That's the yard where your parents live. You don't want to hold the quilt and pillow to sleep with your father. You are such a big man, can you have it? Points. 】
Lin Mo: [Who said I was going to sleep with my dad? I just made a bunk on the floor in front of their door so that my dad could take me away when he got up. 】
system:……
The servants keeping vigil at night:...
No, why do I feel that the second lady is getting more and more abnormal? In the middle of the night, I go to my parents' door to make a bed on the floor with a quilt and pillow in my arms! Is this something a normal person can think of!
The secret guards who were far away:...
"This is the second young lady of the Lin family. Lord Xiao Lin's thoughts are really not understandable by ordinary people. It must be difficult for Shangshu Lin and Mrs. Lin to raise Lord Xiao Lin to such a big age," a secret guard sighed.
The other secret guard was also extremely speechless.
The emperor said that if Mr. Xiao Lin does something strange, he must report it to him. This should be considered a strange thing.
Lin Mo prepared a comfortable bed for herself and lay down without any psychological burden. The system had nothing to say to her now.
Maybe it was because someone else was sleeping soundly, but Lin Mo fell asleep not long after he lay down, and soon started snoring.
Lin Shangshu and Mrs. Lin inside were so noisy that they frowned. Mrs. Lin kicked Shangshu Lin under the bed.
"If you snore again, go sleep in the side room!"
Lin Shangshu sat on the ground with a confused look on his face, "No, I'm not snoring!" I woke up to this snoring sound, how could it be me snoring?
Lin Shangshu pushed his wife and said a little aggrievedly: "Madam, it's really not me who is snoring. Look, I'm already awake and there's still the sound of snoring. How could it be me snoring? Maybe it's the night watcher. The servant is snoring."
Mrs. Lin got up from the bed in a daze and looked outside. "Go outside and remind them. If they are tired, let them go back to rest directly."
Snoring this late at night affects your sleep.
Lin Shangshu got up from the ground silently, then walked to the door and opened it. As a result, his pupils dilated instantly when he opened the door, and then he fell down with a snap.
"My lord!" the man watching next to him exclaimed.
Lin Mo didn't wake up at all from this movement, but slept even more soundly.
Lin Shangshu was hurriedly carried to the bed, and the pinch was as smooth as the others. Anyway, the room was busy.
When the servants came in and out, they had to avoid stepping on someone at the door, but the quality of sleep for someone was really good. After falling asleep, he was really unstoppable!
Lin Qi and Lin Ran also rushed over. As soon as they came over, they saw their bad little girl lying at the door.
Lin QiLinran:...
System: [I knew something like this would happen! What a terrible host! The Lin family is really miserable having such a terrible daughter. 】
Lin family:......
The servants of the Lin family:...
In fact, there was nothing wrong with Lin Shangshu. He was frightened all of a sudden, and he recovered after a while.
"Is that thing awake?" He pointed at the door with a trembling finger and said, "Wake her up quickly! Do you want to scare her mother and me to death by sleeping in front of my door at night?"
Lin Qi sighed and lifted Lin Mo up from the ground.
Good guy, this shameless girl actually went to bed wearing court clothes. She was planning to leave without even changing her clothes when she woke up, right?
Lin Mo was still confused when he was picked up by his eldest brother.
"Brother, what are you doing? I have to go to court. You are disturbing me right now. Can you help me go to court later? Do you know that working is very tiring?"
Lin Qi gave her a chestnut directly, "I'm still tired from work, look at the good things you did! Look at you scaring our dad!"
"Why did you come to the door of your parents' room while you were sleeping when you weren't in your own room at night?"
Lin Mo suddenly woke up. Looking at the old woman holding back her laughter, the black-faced father, and the helpless brothers and sisters in the room, she quickly asked the system in her mind: "What's going on!" Why are everyone here! 】
The system replied helplessly: [It's all caused by your snoring. How come you, a girl, snore like a donkey? Your parents were woken up by your snoring, and then your dad opened the door and was shocked by you. 】
[Then the scene became like this. Although I don’t have another host, I think you will be the worst host I have ever encountered now and in the future. 】
The system's tone almost made the others unable to hold back their laughter. The servants lowered their heads one after another. Lin Qi Linran bit her lips and her shoulders trembled. Mrs. Lin wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. Lin Shangshu almost couldn't keep his face dark.
Speaking in this system is really fun, and the description is quite accurate. The snoring sounds are just like the braying of a donkey.
