The pupils of Bagu's eyes were suddenly big and small, and the dirty things in her body were trying to fight against me.
"Snapped!"
I slapped Bagu mercilessly.
Bagu was stunned on the spot and even wanted to cry.
But I didn't stop. I slapped her several times until Bagu's pupils returned to normal. I opened her mouth, stuffed a talisman into her mouth, and forced Bagu to swallow it.
At this time, Ba Gu suddenly rolled on the ground in pain, sometimes talking nonsense, sometimes kowtow and crying.
The people watching were frightened and overwhelmed.
"Ayang, what's going on?" the uncle asked with a frown.
"The dirt on my uncle's body has been transferred to my eighth aunt. Don't worry, it'll be fine." I replied.
Let Bagu go crazy, and after more than ten seconds, Bagu opened her mouth and vomited.
What he vomited was not leftovers, but black liquid.
This is because the talisman conflicts with the dirty things in her body, just like sulfuric acid melts when it touches various things.
The black liquid that Ba Gu vomited was also mixed with unknown hair.
I used a stick to push the hair aside and observed that it was indeed the body hair of an animal, either a weasel or a fox.
There are few foxes in the mountains in the south and more weasels.
The reason why this Wong Tai Sin possesses a living person is probably because he wants to use the yang energy of a living person to speed up his cultivation. However, this Wong Tai Sin is too stupid. A beast will always be a beast, and it does not know the living habits of a living person. , otherwise, you can completely seize the uncle's body and use it to resurrect the soul.
"Ayang, isn't he my dad?" the uncle asked me.
"It's either Mr. Bing, it's just Wong Tai Sin who hasn't been practicing for a long time. It won't be a problem." I replied.
I thought it was such a big deal and the scene was so big.
So many gentlemen were invited, but none of them could handle it.
The Wong Tai Sin possessed by a living person is not very good in Taoism and has a very low IQ, so he should not have such consequences.
Anyway, the eldest uncle is safe now. As for the eighth aunt, she just received a few slaps from me.
"Ayang! Don't leave yet!"
When my uncle saw that I was leaving, he quickly stopped me.
"What? Any other questions?"
I acted impatient.
My uncle gave me the 50,000 yuan from before and begged me to stay and have dinner with him.
After so many years of conflicts and misunderstandings, my uncle said that he wanted to gather our relatives to have a meal together so that they could see that I am now, not the corpse-born son who brought harm to the people twenty years ago.
I thought about it carefully, and this matter is not a loss for me.
Since Grandpa and Bingye died one after another, the oldest member of the family is only the uncle. It is a good thing that he can impress other relatives.
It just so happens that I have nothing to do these days, so it doesn't hurt to have a meal.
That night, Uncle Hao went to the tea house in the town and set up dozens of tables. Some people thought it was someone's wedding or birthday.
I was arranged to sit at the same table as my uncle and his family.
The uncle told the guests about the uncle's mother, so that people who knew her and didn't know her came to say hello to me, but I ignored them one by one.
I asked my cousin Wang Bo to help me deal with these interpersonal relationships. I have lived alone for these years and rarely interacted with relatives, so I didn’t know what to say.
Tonight's banquet was supposed to be a happy event, but Ba Gu's son came to make trouble.
"Wang Yang!"
"You're so damn smart! Hit my mom?"
Bagu's son and I are cousins, so the person who scolded me is my cousin.
Bagu's son is not a good person either. He has nothing to do after graduating from junior high school. Although he is married and has a child, he does not take care of his family every day. He only knows how to play cards and mahjong. He claims to make a lot of money, but in fact he borrows money from others every day to make a living. , because his name has the character "Chao" in it, he was called "Banzai Chao" by others.
Bad Zaichao relied on his acquaintance with some social gangsters outside, and led a group of people to rush towards me. It looked like he wanted to kill me on the spot.
But I was indifferent and drank tea by myself.
Seeing that Lan Zaichao was about to rush in front of me, the two brothers Wang Bo and Wang Lei, as the uncle's sons, stopped Lan Zaichao directly.
"What do you want to do?" Wang Bo asked.
"Why do you need to say it? So many people are watching this beast beating my mother. Do I want justice? If you care about us or my cousin, just get out of the way. I don't want to do anything to one of my own." The bad guy threatened. road.
However, because of these words, the two brothers Wang Bo and Wang Lei were even more unwilling to give in.
"Ayang saved my mother and your mother. You heard Ayang beating your mother with that fucking ear? You were fucking drunk, weren't you! If you come to drink and dine, I welcome you. If you If you want to attack Ayang, stay away from me, it’s not your turn to yell at this family now!”
Ever since we solved the problem of my eldest uncle’s wife being evil at noon today, my eldest uncle’s family has treated me like a god.
However, there were many people present, so the bad guy couldn't reason with me. He glared at me fiercely, seemed to say he would mess with me again, and then led the others away.
"After so many years, he's already in his fucking thirties, and he's about to run away from home. How can he still act like a social gangster? I really don't know what his children will be like in the future. He's so fucking stupid!"
Wang Bo cursed and returned to his seat, faced me with a smile again, and began to tell me about past events.
I don't care about these, I only care about when will this dish be served?
I'm already very hungry!
During the meal, a group of people came to me to toast me, and some even told me happy birthday.
Really stupid enough.
We were chatting after having a good meal and wine, and Wang Bo suddenly asked me something.
"Ayang, I know you have been with Grandpa for a long time and learned a lot of skills, so I want to ask you something."
"You want a baby, right?"
Wang Bo showed a surprised expression.
After all, the aunt has returned to normal, and the only thing Wang Bo can ask for from me is to ask for a child.
Let me tell you, now that technology and medical skills are so advanced, artificial insemination is not a problem. If you really want a child, you can adopt one.
But Wang Bo had to insist on having his own child. He asked many famous doctors but couldn't.
Even though they went to the best hospital in Beijing, the hospital said that the two parents-in-law were in good health and there was nothing serious.
As for why you can't conceive a child, it may not be a physical problem, so you asked me for help.
I am just a yin-yang man who exorcises evil spirits, not a master who helps others have children.
It's no use asking me, this disease is not hysteria.
"I remember there is a Guanyin Temple in the Chishi Scenic Area of Duruan Town. It might be useful if you go there and have a look." I gave my own suggestion.
"I went there a few years ago, but it was useless. Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked for your help. Do you think this is a problem with the Feng Shui of our ancestors?" Wang Bo asked me.
I shook my head in denial.
Our ancestors of the Wang family have very good Feng Shui. Even though it has nothing to do with me, I still went to see it.
Because I was born from a corpse, my good fortune in this life has nothing to do with my family's ancestral graves.
Even if I die in the future, my descendants will not be affected by the feng shui of your burial for me.
"Where is your grandfather buried?" I asked.
"Houtou Mountain is about ten kilometers away from our village." Wang Bo replied.
"Take me to see it tomorrow. There may be something wrong with your grandfather's grave." I said.
"Okay, no problem." Wang Bo nodded in agreement.
They have been married for so long and still have no children. The couple is in good health and is working hard to have sex.
If there is really a problem with Feng Shui, then the problem will be huge.
The person buried below is Mr. Bing!
I saw with my own eyes how Mr. Bing died.
The next day, Wang Bo took me to Monkey Head Mountain where Lord Bing is buried.
There is no problem with the feng shui of the entire hilltop of Monkey Head Mountain, but the problem with Master Bing’s grave is not as big as usual.
I saw a small bamboo forest above Bingye's grave. The bamboos grew high and no one mined them, which caused the bamboo's gravity to tilt towards the grave. The lush bamboo leaves protected Bingye's grave from wind and rain, so that Bingye's coffin could not bear it. To the nourishment coming from the east of purple air.
"Ayang, is there something wrong? I see you haven't spoken and your brows have been furrowed." Wang Bo asked me nervously.
"Look at this location for yourself!" I pointed to the shadow blocked by the bamboo forest and explained to him: "Because the shadow of the trees covers the tombstone, the sun cannot shine, causing moss to grow on the tombstone, making it dark and gloomy, which will gradually weaken the fortune of the family and cause epilepsy. , a schizophrenic person.”
I picked up a hoe and dug up the mud along the roots of a tree that had spread into the bottom of the grave.
"Tree roots invade the tomb and entangle and penetrate the bones, which will affect the children and grandchildren's headaches, muscle aches, blindness, and even children with rickets and mental retardation. The coldness and darkness will affect the children and grandchildren's rheumatism, haunted homes and other dark and unexplained things."
Let me tell you, it's a good thing that Wang Bo didn't have a child. If he did have a child, he might have cerebral palsy!
