Li Menglong's mobile phone has a password. This is not unusual. It is not to protect himself. After all, Li Menglong has done nothing shameful so far. The main reason is that girls are used to being on guard. If the mobile phone is lost, at least there is a defense. no.
However, things like passwords are a bit difficult for Lee Mong-ryong. Fortunately, as a simple straight male cancer patient, his way of thinking is not very complicated, so he has tried it on himself, Kim Taeyeon, and Lee Soon-kyu's birthdays. , decisively opened the phone with Xu Xian’s birthday.
At that moment, Luo Jing'en was even a little suspicious of him. Wasn't this guy eating the food in the bowl and thinking about the food in the pot? Fortunately, he gave up on this idea later. Generally speaking, Li Menglong's feelings for Xu Xian were pure and innocent. After all, if his girlfriend said it was less unpleasant, Li Soonkyu could still find her, but he didn't have many sisters.
Of course, Lee Soon-kyu is irreplaceable to him. Li Menglong even suspected that if he dared to kick Lee Soon-kyu, Lee Soon-kyu would kill him first and then commit suicide. So in order to see the brilliant sun every day, Li Menglong She doesn't like it very much.
Of course, these have nothing to do with Luo Jing'en. She just wants to know that her brother-in-law is still alive and happy. Of course, if Li Menglong and Li Soonkyu get into trouble one day, she will also try to persuade him, but this is not the case now.
Holding Lee Mong-ryong's cell phone in her left hand and Yoo Jae-seok's cell phone in her right hand, Na Jung-eun transformed into a photographer and started shooting. Moreover, the pictures were somewhat inappropriate for children. Na Jung-eun's debut film was actually a restricted action movie.
Fortunately, she didn't want to develop into a director. However, her debut work was circulated on the Internet extremely quickly and received unanimous praise. Netizens left crazy messages asking Luo Jingen to continue filming the sequel.
It's just that these information can't be summarized here because she doesn't know. She just used their mobile phones to send these two short videos to some familiar people. It stands to reason that no one of their friends would know this kind of video. It was inappropriate to post it online. After all, both of them are public figures.
However, Luo Jing'en ignored the existence of someone who could torment the two of them unscrupulously without fear of their accusations or revenge!
Lee Eun-hee only realized someone had sent her a video when she got up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. She woke up a little when she saw the names of Lee Meng-ryong and Yoo Jae-seok. She thought there was something wrong with the program.
But after clicking on it, there was silence for a few seconds, and then there was laughter in the bathroom. The laughter was so hearty that even Li Enxi's tuba became smoother. Sure enough, laughter can heal everything.
Li Eunxi thinks how can this kind of video be circulated only internally? As the boss of a company, she takes it as her own duty to benefit fans and promote social harmony, so she immediately posted the video to the company's official account.
As a result, most of Korea was restless that night, completely aroused by the two men. I wonder if Li Menglong and Li Menglong would be a little proud after knowing this!
Li Menglong got used to getting up early after being drunk. It's hard to say why. It might be the biological clock and self-awareness. In short, it's not a bad habit, so Li Menglong started to squirm after six o'clock in the morning.
When he turned sideways, he already felt someone lying next to him, but Li Menglong couldn't open his eyes to confirm. After all, it would be embarrassing if the other person also woke up. It would be better if Li Shunkyu, what if it was another girl.
So Li Menglong chose the safe way, which is to smell the smell. The smells of the girls are all different. Li Menglong can distinguish this very well, but now he can't smell anything except the smell of alcohol.
"How much did these girls drink? Isn't this the second wave while he was resting?" The more he thought about it, the more likely it was. Li Menglong felt that it was necessary to cure these girls' alcohol addiction, otherwise they would not be able to marry in the future. people?
Although Li Menglong can barely be considered calm, he has never denied the charm of girls. That is to say, he can barely resist the beauty of girls mentally, but he is always honest physically.
Therefore, when a man hugs a beautiful girl like SNSD early in the morning, even Hyoyeon, who is relatively the least beautiful among them, Li Menglong also said to those who think Hyoyeon is not beautiful, it is because they have never seen Hyoyeon. I have never seen her figure, never seen her cheerfulness, never understood Hyoyeon’s charm.
So no matter which girl it is, Li Menglong's body gave an honest response at this time. From another perspective, if Li Menglong didn't respond, it would be an insult to the girls, but it would be too much to squirm twice after having a physiological reaction. .
Fortunately, Li Menglong really said that the two moves were not under the control of his brain. After returning to his senses, Li Menglong has decided to get up. Naturally, everything will be fine if the other party does not wake up. If he wakes up, Li Menglong will pretend to have amnesia and even prepare for the conversation. Okay: who am I? where am I? what did you do to me?
It's just that the other party didn't seem to give him time to speak. The current position was Li Menglong holding the girl with her back in his arms. In other words, from a positional point of view, the other party's buttocks were in direct contact with him.
So it might be unintentional, or it must be unintentional, because Li Menglong couldn't imagine what he would do if the girls did this on purpose. After all, it was too direct, and he actually held it with his hands...
In fact, the emotional relationship between girls and Lee Mong-ryong is complicated. To be honest, if Lee Mong-ryong completely breaks up with Lee Soon-kyu and sorts out their relationship, he can pursue any other girl. Even if everyone feels guilty about Lee Soon-gyu, They will accept it, because Li Menglong is really suitable for marriage, and they know everything about him after being together for so long, and they don't even object to expressing their love for Li Menglong.
Of course, with Lee Soon Kyu in the middle, everyone has sorted out their feelings very well, and at most they only have some good feelings, so when both parties are restrained, everything they get along with so far is very harmonious.
But balance is hard-won and cannot be broken easily, but now it is a critical situation. Li Menglong does not know how to face this positive "girl". He already feels that the bed under him is unfamiliar. He even guesses that now It might be that he was in the hotel, but the pressure on his lower body made Li Menglong unable to continue thinking.
Are you following the body's impulse to pick up the gun and mount the horse? Or do you choose to refuse for Lee Soon Kyu and everyone else? Li Menglong was really in a dilemma, but he still had to try, so he said slowly in a hoarse voice: "Girl, have you really considered the consequences of this? Ah——"
The last "Ah" was a complete shout. After all, the hand holding his little brother suddenly exerted a lot of force. Compared with the tenderness just now, it was a huge difference. Was what he said excessive? no!
In any case, you can't blame the child. The girl has already mustered up the courage to do so much. If she was rejected, she would really feel a little unbearable. However, the pain had already made Li Menglong's lust disappear. He continued to say calmly: "Oppa knows You may not be able to accept it, but don’t worry, I will spend it with you!”
At this point, Li Menglong felt that there was no need to cover up, so he opened his eyes directly to see which girl was so wild that she got into his bed and flirted with him early in the morning: it was the naughty Yoona. ? Or the cold and arrogant Jessica? Or the shy Pani...
The first thing Li Menglong saw was his bare shoulders outside the quilt, without any clothes. This made him feel even more ashamed of the girl's love for him, but whose shoulders belonged to them? It's not white at all, nor round enough, but it's still quite skinny and can barely be considered delicate.
Because he didn't pay special attention to the appearance of the girls' shoulders, Li Menglong could only continue to look up. Now he finally realized something was wrong, and his voice suddenly rose a few pitches: "Why is your hair so short? Who are you?"
The "girl"'s hand became harder...
Luan Jing was woken up by Liu Zhihao. Liu Zhihao, who was born in 10, is also over three years old. Now he is at the age of fun. He keeps talking nonsense every day: "Mom, Daddy and Didi are fighting!" "
Touching her son's head, Luo Jing'en knew that her son had always wanted a younger brother, but raising two children was too hard. Luo Jing'en planned to wait for him to be older, but then she realized that Liu Zhihao should be referring to Li Menglong. .
It’s also funny. The first two sentences Liu Zhihao would say were mom and dad, but the third sentence was to point at Li Menglong and call him younger brother. I don’t know if Li Menglong’s usual calling of “eldest brother” or “eldest brother” was too real.
Now that the child is not very sensible, even if Luo Jing'en keeps teaching Liu Zhihao, he still can't change it for a while. Fortunately, Li Menglong doesn't care at all. It's great to have a big brother to protect him, even though he is a little young.
But don’t bully a young man because he is poor. When Liu Zhihao grows up, he will help his younger brother beat his father together. This is very interesting, although Liu Zaishi may not think so.
No matter what, I had to go and take a look, even if it was false information, but children rarely lie, so when Ron Jing opened the door, she saw a very fresh scene: Liu Zaishi was facing the door, wrapped in a quilt, curled up Together, the expressions are very complicated, including loneliness, sadness, doubt, pain, self-doubt...
As for Li Menglong, it was simple. He was kneeling on the bed, his head resting on the bed, his whole body was trembling with force, and there were bursts of wild beast-like wails coming out of his mouth, while his hands were unsightly protecting his lower body.
"Did my brother get beaten by my father? And was my brother swearing?" Liu Zhihao described the current scene very objectively.
He signaled Liu Zhihao to block his ears. After all, Li Menglong's dirty words could not be taught to his son now: "What are you doing? Swear early in the morning. Don't lead my son astray!"
"What the hell..." Li Menglong shouted ferociously at Luo Jing'en with a flushed face and even a few veins. Of course, after shouting three words, he continued to maintain his previous posture, and his words became more gentle. : "Liu Zaishi, you are the one who suffered a thousand cuts, you are the despicable villain, you will not end well. Did you give birth to a son..."
"Ahem!"
"The son you gave birth to will definitely look nothing like you!" Li Menglong said viciously. Ron Jing couldn't continue coughing at this point. After all, this sentence can have two levels of interpretation, and the one related to Lao Wang next door is I don’t need to explain, but the second level is everyone’s expectation. It’s better for Liu Zhihao to be more like his mother, because it will be easier to find a girlfriend in the future!
Although Luo Jing'en didn't know exactly what happened, she could make some guesses. After all, Li Menglong's actions were very obvious. If he didn't have a tendency to self-mutilate, there was no doubt who did it.
But under what circumstances would Liu Jae Suk be so cruel? Na Jung-eun has also been a female anchor. It is no exaggeration to say that her IQ is absolutely crushing 90% of women, so she immediately reasoned calmly, but the closer she got to the truth, the more absurd she felt - Li Menglong mistakenly thought that Yoo Jae-seok was xxx And then again...
Suppressing all her thoughts, after all, now is not the time for gossip. From the perspective of a mature woman, she forgave the two drunk men for some unpleasantness, and then said in an unusually steady manner: "I need to explain to you two. Why are you sleeping in the same bed?"
"It's too late, I don't want to hear selective explanations!" Liu Zaishi said with dull eyes, as if his soul had been completely drained.
Luan Jing has never been in such pain. It took a lot of perseverance for her to hold back her smile. She estimated that her waist has been pinched purple by herself. After all, if she didn't do this, she would definitely burst into laughter. But in this occasion Extremely inappropriate.
"Actually, I can tell you every detail. When you wake up, I will prepare breakfast for you!" Luo Jing'en became a cheating mother and ran out all the way after leaving the ignorant Liu Zhihao to clean up the mess. , then closed the door, wrapped himself in a quilt, got into the closet and started laughing crazily, until he couldn't even breathe.
Of course, Liu Zhihao didn't know the heavy responsibility he shouldered. He just felt that he was very bored now, so he got into Liu Zaishi's arms first, but his father, who usually wanted to chat with him all the time, didn't say a word.
He had no choice but to attack Li Menglong. Even in order to please him, Liu Zhihao covered his crotch with his hands and imitated Li Menglong's difficult movements. However, he always lacked a trace of charm. His instinct told him that he seemed to be missing something crucial. It was exciting, so I flicked my little bird ruthlessly, and then everything was perfect.
The two brothers, whose faces were also flushed, hugged each other for warmth. As for Liu Zaishi, he was already wrapped in a quilt and kicked to the corner. If Liu Zhihao hadn't sacrificed himself to calm down some of Li Menglong's grievances, Liu Zaishi would have died at the hands of Li Menglong.
There is really no need to repeat how unlucky this morning was. Li Menglong can even make a conclusion: the early morning of September 13, 2013, will definitely be his in this life, no! Including the next life and the next life, in short, it was the darkest morning in his entire life.
Not to mention so many mental activities, the key point is that he actually had a physical reaction to a man's buttocks. Although there are not too many misunderstandings and there are many objective factors, this fact cannot be denied.
And even if he didn't want to admit it anymore, Li Menglong had to face himself. When he was first caught by Liu Zaishi, he had some instinctive pleasure, but it all disappeared just now.
After experiencing a double blow both psychologically and physically, Li Menglong even doubted whether he would have the ability to rise again in the future. After all, most people really couldn't bear such a blow. Just look at Liu Zaishi.
You must know that what he has endured is much less than that of Li Menglong, but now he looks like he is looking for a dagger. As for Liu Zhihao, it can only be said that he has learned a lesson from the pain. Every man has experienced pain from the lower body again and again. Liu Zhihao, who grew up in China, will definitely become more mature after today's experience.
Luo Jing'en's words were still effective for these three men, so the three of them began to stand in front of the basin and brush their teeth, but they were all absent-minded. Even Liu Zhihao, who usually hated brushing his teeth, kept his head down. .
"Alas..." Sighs lingered in the room. As for the instigator, or at least one of the accomplices, Luo Jing'en still laughed heartlessly. She really felt that she would not be able to do so in at least the next ten years. There are never happier times than this, so be sure to smile hard enough.
"Don't you want to hear my embellished explanation? Fortunately, I'm prepared. You can see for yourselves!" Luo Jing'en handed the two's mobile phones to them and quietly set up her own mobile phone. She wanted to keep this scene forever Collect it.
Just looking at the unplayed scenes, Li Menglong and Li Menglong could probably guess what was inside. The two of them had relatively strong mental endurance, so even though they had experienced indescribable pain in life, they still asked keenly. : “Have you sent this video to anyone?”
"There are no outsiders, they are all your acquaintances that I know, the girls, Kim Jong Kook, Eun Hye, Na Young Suk..."
"Li Enxi also posted it?"
After receiving the affirmative answer, Li Menglong and Li Menglong seemed to have been hollowed out, like two lumps of rotten flesh slumped on the chair. Although Liu Zhihao didn't understand this, his father and younger brother had done this, and he had to do this in order to fit in with the group. , so the third ball of rotten meat also appeared!
Luo Jing'en seemed to know that she might be Meng Lang, but she still knew something about Li Enxi. She would not harm these two men. At most, it would be the same prank as herself. Do you need to call and ask?
"Sister-in-law, go turn on the computer and show us the most popular video!" Li Menglong said feebly. As for what the most popular video would be, he no longer had any hope. Miracles don't always happen. It happened, especially after getting involved with Li Eunxi, at least she has never "disappointed" anyone.
Luo Jing'en's exclamation first appeared in the room, and then there was suppressed laughter. Luo Jing'en's face was completely red, as if she would bleed if a needle was pricked, but the three men were obviously not interested in her anymore. , the video on the screen is the focus.
The most popular video that Luan Jing opened was no longer the original version she posted, but the version processed by netizens. The picture already made people want to watch it before pressing the play button. It showed Li Menglong and Liu Zaishi. Side by side, pointing to the ceiling, romantically watching the stars.
Many stars have been filled in on the ceiling, one with a good artistic conception, and a few lines of words next to it: Song title: Punishment of Impulse; Singer: Chinese singer Daolang; Subtitles: xxx...
Then came the enlarged font: Director: Suspected to be Na Jing-en (I really can’t think of anyone else who could have shot this scene at this angle at that time and had the courage to share it); Starring: Li Menglong (suspected male, also known as Gong ) Yoo Jae Suk (suspected female, also known as Shou)
Friendly reminder: This video is not for any commercial use. If anyone is found to be piracy and profiteering, you will be subject to human flesh from all gay circles in Korea, and the consequences will be serious! Please behave!
Last but not least: It is recommended that you don’t watch the video secretly in the office, be sure to equip yourself with quick-acting Jiuxin Pills, and don’t step into this circle just because of the beauty of the two of them. As a veteran, I tell you responsibly. Everyone: Not every couple can be as loving as the two of them and receive unconditional support from the whole society and even their respective families and wives.
Circles are dangerous! Be careful when entering the circle! I would like to pay tribute to my unruly youth that was not understood by others with this film!
Li Menglong and Li Menglong read every word carefully. Even before they clicked on the video, they already had the urge to smash the computer. Liu Zhihao, who was illiterate, naturally couldn't understand why his father and brother were suddenly angry. But let’s go with it, it’s still the same sentence: one generation, two brothers!
He pressed the space bar with trembling hands, but it was not as erotic as Li Menglong imagined. The two of them were still pointing to the ceiling with their arms around their shoulders, as if they were whispering something, but the video author changed the original The sound disappeared and now it was just the sound of songs.
So when the lyrics were paired with the two people's movements, Li Menglong felt a strange sense of fit. He even wondered if the two were performing according to this song. It was a perfect fusion with the lyrics:
"That night when I was drunk, I held your hand and talked randomly. I only focused on expressing the suppressed thoughts in my heart wildly." Li Menglong blushed and held Liu Zaishi's hand and said something excitedly.
"My drunken eyes can no longer see your expression clearly, and I have forgotten how you would react at that time." A close-up of the camera showed that Li Menglong's eyes were bloodshot but still hazy due to the smell of alcohol and staying up late.
"I held your hand and put it in my palm. I mistakenly felt that you were not angry, so I thought you would understand my good intentions." The camera showed Liu Jae Suk, grinning silly, and The camera slowly zoomed out, but Li Menglong's eyes were filled with complex "good intentions"!
As the director and cameraman of this MV, Na Jung-eun has the most say. Although the scene was very funny at the time, it is completely different from the version with lyrics now. In fact, at that time, Li Menglong was just pulling Liu Jae-seok's hand. Shou wanted to continue drinking with him, and the two of them drank some more on the way back, so they were both a little drunk at that time.
But as expected, what you see may not necessarily be true. This sentence fully explains the current situation.
But the climax of the song has not yet come. This time there is a new trick. The song suddenly paused, and then the original sound of the video was played. Li Menglong on the screen patted his chest and said very manly: "Brother. , you are the most beautiful in my eyes!"
Then there are the lyrics that still fit perfectly: "If you didn't know how many drinks I drank that day, you wouldn't understand how beautiful you are, and I wouldn't believe the first time I saw you..."
Li Menglong himself can explain this. The two of them don't have to drink too much. They would say this normally. When Liu Zaishi is occasionally criticized for being ugly, Li Menglong will give him such confidence. It is definitely not as full as the lyrics say. Emotional, absolutely not!
Then there is the reason Luo Jing-en said at the beginning that she wanted to explain why the two of them slept together. It is also the absolute climax of this song and the MV - the bed scene!
The emotional progression of the song is very good. Although there is a language barrier, the hoarseness of the man's voice makes everyone feel very involved, not to mention the plot that perfectly matches the lyrics, which makes people imagine.
First of all, the lyrics version is this: If I don’t smell the residue of your perfume in my hand
I will never toss and turn and have trouble falling asleep
Just thinking about your beauty
Wandering in the passion of ice and fire
If it weren't for God who let fate play tricks on me,
When I think of you, I won’t be so heartbroken
Just forget about you
You should be forgotten...
The real-life dubbing version is like that: after the two of them struggled for a while, Na Jing-en pushed them to wash up, and then let them go to the living room to sleep on the floor as usual, but I don’t know if it was because of male chauvinism or at that time Impulse.
In short, Liu Jae Suk was very manly and said that he wanted to sleep on the bed in the master bedroom, and even generously said that the three of them could sleep together. Li Menglong also nodded and agreed that there would be no problem, and then the passionate performance of the two men began.
"Brother, what kind of facial cleanser are you using? The fragrance is too strong!" Li Menglong asked, smelling his hands.
Later, because I was not used to the softness and hardness of the bed, I started tossing and turning constantly, but I was definitely not thinking about Liu Jae Suk’s beauty at that time!
As for "wandering in the lust of ice and fire", it is even more untrue. Li Menglong said that he wanted to find a lawyer and sue the person who made this video to death. The reason was malicious slander, which was definitely not the case at the time!
Li Menglong wished he could rush into the screen, grab him by the collar and slap him in the face several times: Are you crazy? Why are you holding your chest and huddled together? Even if you hold your stomach, it can still be interpreted as a stomachache! What now? Are you, Li Menglong, really as heartbroken as in the lyrics?
But at this time, the video gave him another heavy blow, and the music stopped again, and then it came to 360 degrees, multiple angles, and all directions, constantly repeating Li Menglong's heartfelt roar: "My Heart hurts!"
Li Menglong was completely stupid. He must be crazy. Why did he shout this? Can anyone tell him why? In fact, Luo Jing'en can answer. At that time, Luo Jing'en felt that it was not appropriate for two grown men to sleep in the same bed, so she still refused.
So Li Menglong started to be cute and malicious: My heart hurts so much. My sister-in-law doesn’t love me, so just let me sleep outside alone. Li Shunkyu comes and takes me home. Someone in Seohyun is bullying your brother...
It’s just that the author of the video only released that original sound. The sound paired with the various images of the dragon rolling around is the climax of the song, the man’s heartfelt, hoarse, and life-long roar - this is the ultimate response to impulse. Good punishment!
