The more disgusting saying is: With you by my side, I can conquer the world...
Although he doesn't want to admit it, it is true that as long as Yoo Jae Suk is by his side, there are very few things that Li Menglong would not dare to do. This is not such a shameful dance. There was even a little rebellious thought in Li Menglong's heart.
After all, he can't remember his youth, so in order to have more memories when he is old, he has been subconsciously making many extraordinary attempts. When he is old, he will have memories to prove that he was indeed young. Now That's it.
Now that they are about to go on stage, the two of them have restrained all their reluctance. They will definitely have fun on the stage and leave no regrets. However, this stage seems to have a little trouble from the beginning. question.
"Before we invite the next group, please watch a short film specially produced by the director team. It's very sincere!" Big Fat Brother's words were definitely not prepared by Li Menglong and Li Menglong. Have you never heard of this link? What's more important is that they are backstage now and can't see what is playing, but they feel a little trembling in their hearts when they hear the screams coming one after another. Wuchao and the others can't believe it.
Facts have proved that Li Menglong's premonition was quite accurate. If he saw this so-called short film now, he would probably quarrel with Kim Taeho on the spot. He couldn't expose his shortcomings like this. Besides, Li Menglong came to help. He could cheat the guests like this. ?
As for the screams of the audience, it was also well-targeted. Lee Mong-ryong and Yoo Jae-seok are not national brothers, but their private relationship, their interaction on TV, and the support they received from the audience are all excellent. A bit that even made Kim Jong Kook a little jealous!
But who makes the two of them really get along? Unlike Xu Xian who has similar habits, Lee Menglong and Liu Zaishi have a mutually tolerant relationship: Liu Zaishi doesn't care about Li Menglong's no bigness or smallness, and Li Menglong also listens to Liu Zaishi's nagging. Okay; if you don’t drink, I’ll drink more by myself. If you want to talk, I’ll listen quietly. If you need help, I’m just a phone call away. Although we quarrel every time we meet, our relationship becomes stronger and stronger every time we quarrel. good.
What Wu Chao is doing now is to edit the encounter between Li Menglong and Yoo Jae Suk into a small video: the first time they met, Lee Soon Kyu was temporarily called to help by Wu Chao, and when Li Meng Long was a small assistant, Liu Jae Suk regarded him as a writer. , a pair of good friends met for the first time in Wuchao.
Then, thanks to his connections, girls came to play with him. He met Kim Jong Kook in Running Man, and the two of them traveled together in Japan, officially establishing the name of Liuliu CP, and they became good friends in the eyes of the audience. Thus was born, a group of "boy-on-boy" couples that no one can hate, and that both Na Jung-eun and Lee Soon-gyu made fun of!
Of course, the video is not such a simple memory. When their photos were released at the end, each photo would be marked with a big "sexy", so the audience finally had a unified command. With the replacement of photos, everyone came together Neatly shouting sexy!
Li Menglong had begun to sigh from behind, but it was a blessing, not a curse, and it was a curse that could not be avoided. Could it be that he still had to run away now? Bite the bullet! When he saw the staff on both sides indicating that they could come out, Li Menglong hammered his chest hard and then trotted out.
The stage had been rehearsed, but there were not so many enthusiastic audiences at the time. The two followed the prearranged steps, striking a pose every time they walked down the stairs, while a group of dancers below made guest appearances for reporters to take photos. .
However, the sharp-eyed Li Menglong discovered that these people were really taking pictures with their mobile phones. It seemed that one of them was making a video call and seeking his own benefit openly. Li Menglong could not say anything, and he also saw the photos on the screen behind him. , he didn't even know that he and Liu Zaishi had so many close interactions.
The appearance of the original "simulated star" has ended. Logically speaking, it should be singing now, but the audience at the scene is still shouting enthusiastically. It is obvious that this is Kim Tae-ho and his gang who are screwed. After all, they are not professional in concerts. , many situations are unexpected.
While awkwardly waiting for everyone to stop or interact with everyone, Li Menglong chose the latter. Anyway, it didn't matter if he sang the song a few minutes late, so Li Menglong took the microphone and shouted vigorously: "Drum beat!"
Although there was no preparation, drum beats would not be a problem for any sound team. With the "dong dong" drum beat, Li Menglong raised his hands in the air and started clapping, and Yoo Jae Suk naturally followed suit.
So the scene was filled with shouts of "SEXY" and clapping. When Li Menglong started stamping his feet, the whole scene seemed to be about to be shaken at any moment. The only thing to be thankful for is that this is not a venue, but in the wild, so there is no need to worry about any sudden collapse. Category.
Li Menglong's mind is still clear now, but he knows that the original stage plan is basically not suitable and is not suitable for the current atmosphere, so he may have to be a little more casual. He hopes that the subsequent program team and Liu Jae Suk can have some inspiration. A few, but fortunately these people are still trustworthy.
So when everyone was shouting "sexy" to the beat, Li Menglong took out the rap from the original song, and the effect couldn't be better with the artificial rhythm: "You're So Sexy. It’s very sexy, and people haven’t realized how wronged it is!”
When singing these lyrics, Li Menglong was all around Liu Jae Suk, and even made some slightly provocative moves, which really satisfied the restless hearts of the audience, and the shouts of "sexy" came out of nowhere. It sounded a few more notes louder.
As a famous person, Liu Zaishi naturally would not miss this opportunity, so he began to twist in line with Li Menglong's movements. Although the movements were a bit weird, they were still sexy, although Li Menglong felt more disgusting. After all, Liu Zaishi Is your ass that pretty?
So he dug out his own eyes with one move, and the audience connected with the lyrics and understood this as Li Menglong's concern for Liu Jae Suk's sexiness: "My Brother, but I can see it, let's light it up today! I'm So Sexy Sexy Sexy”
With the last shout, the two of them jumped up on the spot, followed by an action that Li Menglong didn't even want to recall in his dreams: a shape similar to a squat, and the tight pants of the two set off their buttocks very well. Shape, coupled with a hand sliding from the chest to the crotch, who says men are not sexy!
Kim Tae-ho finally showed his strength. When the audience was surprised by this action and the sound became quieter, he decisively played the music. Li Meng-ryong stood there and breathed a sigh of relief, and then sang the song normally. Okay, now it’s time for the backup dancers to come out.
The audience, who had been a little distracted due to the two people's actions just now, seemed to be on drugs suddenly. The sound was definitely the loudest since the beginning. Everyone was pulling their necks and roaring. After all, once the atmosphere got up, everyone was easily mobilized. of.
It's just that it's a bit too enthusiastic. Li Menglong doesn't think it should be right. He shouldn't listen to their singing now to accumulate energy and shout later when the climax is reached.
Although I don’t quite understand it, it’s a good thing that the audience is excited. It proves that they are very charming. Stepping to the rhythm of the music, Li Menglong opened his arms and walked left and right. Li Menglong was very satisfied with this action, because it matched the rhythm of the music behind him. The dance group is very impressive.
But are the audience crazy? Do you need to scream like this? It seems that he and Yoo Jae Suk can really consider debuting in the future. Their popularity is almost as high as that of girls!
The words "girls" crossed his mind, and Li Menglong's movements became a bit stiff. The ominous premonition from the beginning finally became clear, starting from the inexplicable activities of the girls today, to whether they came to the scene, to Not replying to his text message...
He just said, this is the fun that the girls had at the boss's expense. In the end, wouldn't they come to the scene to see what was said? Of course, they were bolder than Li Menglong thought, because they chose the best seat to watch the concert - on the stage!
With a half-turn, Li Menglong finally had the chance to turn around, and directly met Yoona's playful eyes. Of course, after meeting Li Menglong's glare, he immediately slid away, which was somewhat unreasonable.
The girls had obviously prepared carefully, and of course it was more about how they could hide it from Li Menglong. As for going on stage, it was just like eating and drinking for them, and they didn't have to sing by themselves, so it was even easier!
It's just that after so many years since their debut, the girls have never danced for anyone alone. After becoming famous, it becomes even more impossible. That is, Li Menglong's face is big enough, and the girls are willing to do green leaves for him. Of course, these nine green leaves are a bit What a steal, at least half of the cheers below were definitely for them.
The dances were all choreographed by themselves, and there was no tension on the stage. As for the costumes, they were even more amazing. If anyone saw the stage now, they would point at the girls’ clothes and shout “gee!”
The girls really took out gee's singing uniforms. Who could match them so well with Li Menglong? The most classic singing outfit from gee's time was solid color tight pencil pants paired with a refreshing T-shirt, and Li Menglong and the others The clothes now are literally a collection.
As a result, Lee Menglong and Yoo Jae Suk were forced to join the long-legged series. They looked very beautiful when dancing together. Lee Menglong couldn't say anything more. Let's settle the score after he gets off the stage!
But will the stage end peacefully? At least Li Menglong didn't know what to do. Only God knows what these girls can do.
Even Li Menglong didn't know if the current effect was good or not, because the audience's shouts never stopped. Who knows if they were screaming for the sake of the girls. Fortunately, he soon confirmed that he was The idea is wrong, but everyone still likes them both.
There was a small gap in the middle of the song. Li Menglong and Li Menglong would do a little dance battle, which was just a few moves. But when Li Menglong heard the music started to repeat endlessly, he knew that something was going to happen.
Sure enough, the girls suddenly divided into two groups and began to pull Li Menglong and Liu Zaishi, who were stunned on the stage, to both sides. Naturally, it was impossible to resist at this time. Let's follow them to see what they meant.
It was obvious that this section was prepared in advance, because the word "sexy" began to be repeated in the music, which was sung by Li Menglong. With the repetitive and explosive music and the people divided into two groups, it seemed that it was somewhat clear what to do. .
The first one to come out from Liu Zaishi's side was Yuri, this black pearl who definitely ranks at the forefront among girls when it comes to sex appeal. Walking to the center of the stage, Yuli changed her feminine dance route and started to dance a mechanical dance. But can the mechanical dance be so sexy?
The short 30-second dance received a lot of applause from the audience, and then Youli walked up to Li Menglong with her head held high and challenged Li Menglong, and even pushed Li Menglong's chest hard.
Li Menglong pointed at himself in surprise, asking Yuli if she was crazy? Although he also understands what it means now, but he doesn't need to appear so soon, right? Just let him think for a while and jump to something!
It’s just that the girls obviously didn’t want to give him a chance, so they pushed together and Li Menglong staggered to the center of the stage. At this time, the audience was even more enthusiastic than before. After all, it is more rare for Li Menglong to dance sexy Well, to be precise, I have never seen them before, including girls!
He stood blankly in the center of the stage. If it weren't for his sunglasses, everyone could see the confusion in his eyes. What should he do? At this time, you can't rely on your thoughts, and most of the time you have to rely on your body's instincts.
Fortunately, when it comes to the body's instincts, Li Menglong really doesn't scare anyone. Whether it's fighting or dancing, his body definitely has muscle memory. So Li Menglong freed his mind and his body began to move slowly. At a certain moment, the accelerator button was pressed.
An extremely exciting street dance just appeared. If Kim Jong Kook saw it, he would definitely spit: "Ah, it's not the same as the turbo dance back then. Sure enough, that's all Li Menglong can remember!"
Fortunately, the dance was not outdated, and Li Menglong still had a back-up move. With a pause, it was like a car 200 yards away stopped in place. In an instant, Li Menglong started to wave slowly, neck , chest, lower abdomen, crotch, and leg curves contract and push out in sequence like waves.
And Li Menglong did start to wander, but he swore that these were all instincts. He was almost unconscious of the movements he was doing now, he only knew that he was moving.
In the camera, Li Menglong bit his lip and slid his hands down from his neck. When he reached his lower abdomen, with a smirk on his lips, he suddenly pulled his shirt open, accompanied by Beng Fei's moans. Buttons, the abdominal muscles that make girls look in a daze early in the morning are unreservedly displayed in front of the public.
The screams in the audience definitely increased a lot, not because there were more people cheering, but because the female compatriots started to exert their strength, and the upper limit of female voices is generally higher.
The girls were still swaying to the music on both sides, but now they subconsciously stopped and started staring at Li Menglong and swallowing. Wasn't this guy driven crazy by them? Otherwise, why would you be so coquettish? He will definitely regret it when he looks at it later.
However, Li Menglong was not conscious at all now. He inserted his thumbs into the pants at his waist according to instinct, and then slowly pulled them down little by little. The women in the audience were already going crazy, and everyone was grabbing the strangers around them. The person's arms may be pulling his hair, but his eyes are looking at the camera without blinking, looking at the edge of his underwear that is slowly exposed...
If someone asked Li Menglong where he would pull it down in the end and whether he would completely expose his underwear, Li Menglong could only say that he didn't know, and he really didn't know what the specific lower limit of his body was.
This time was a good opportunity to test, but when Lee Soon Kyu came over and wrapped his hands tightly around his waist to act as a human waistband, Lee Meng Long's restricted dance that could only be performed in nightclubs was forcibly ended. .
Even though he knew the relationship between Lee Soon Kyu and him, even though Lee Soon Kyu had always had a good reputation and image, even if he knew that she did the right thing, the moment Lee Soon Kyu hugged Lee Mong Ryong, the whole audience let out a heavy sigh first, and then booed heavily. Damn it, Lee Soon Kyu can’t just keep good things to himself, bring them out and share them with everyone!
Does Lee Soon Kyu care about this? Now she seemed to be pointing cold fingers at thousands of people. After protecting Li Menglong's lower body, she was like a wild cat guarding food, making various faces at the audience. How dare a bunch of perverts have the nerve to boo here?
Li Menglong still didn't know why everyone started booing for no reason, but protecting Lee Soonkyu was also one of his instincts, so he subconsciously held Lee Soonkyu behind him with his backhand, and then faced the boos from the crowd.
There are definitely many viewers who are already cursing in their hearts. Why do they seem to have become villains inexplicably? That's not how the plot goes. She, Lee Soon Kyu, is the bad guy!
Li Soonkyu drilled his head out from under Li Menglong's armpit, and then started to stick out his tongue at the audience: I'm mad at you, because I don't want to give you what you want to see, so why don't you come and bite me?
Although so many things happened, it was actually just Lee Mong-ryong doing a dance. Before being pulled down by Lee Soon-kyu, Lee Mong-ryong didn't forget to provoke him and tickled Yoo Jae-seok with his little finger.
Lee Soon Kyu is really convinced by this person. Sometimes he is so mature, and sometimes he is so childish. At this time, he just goes back and stays. Didn't you see that his girlfriend was booed?
So feeling aggrieved and furious, Lee Soon Kyu flew up from behind and prepared to put it on Lee Mong Ryong's ass. Even thanks to his years of dancing skills, his aerial posture was extremely perfect, and the female hero couldn't be better than the female hero.
It's just that Li Menglong seemed to have eyes on his butt. With a decisive side turn, he still had time to look at Li Sunkyu in mid-air, and even read very complex emotions from it: doubt, surprise, betrayal, fear, shame... …
Just when Li Shunkyu closed her eyes and was about to accept her fate, the pain she imagined from falling on the stage did not appear. She carefully opened one eye and saw a strong chest muscle.
Then he raised his head and looked at Li Menglong, then immediately lowered his head. It turned out that she was caught by Li Menglong in mid-air. Now he held up Li Shunkyu's butt and held Li Shunkyu's flying leg with one hand. The scene was very joyful. Woolen cloth!
Fortunately, no one is paying attention to their scenes as a young couple. Yoo Jae Suk naturally cannot back down when provoked, not to mention that he is the sexiest male comedian in Korea. Although his actions are a bit amateurish compared to Lee Mong Yong, he is better because of his directness, creativity and Being thick-skinned, the men in the audience started shouting for a while. Of course, it was more like a demonstration with the women around them: Li Menglong's episode just now was just that, it was the same as Liu Zaishi's, what's the matter! 89
