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"I'm so sore now."
"It's very, very sour right now."
This was the first sentence Liu Yun and Mei Yi heard after they returned to the dormitory, and the person who said these words was Kiana, who drank fake wine at the sight of them standing in front of them.
His mouth was pursed, the hair on his head was dangling, and his eyes were scanning back and forth between Liu Yun and Mei Yi. Then, Kiana sat down on the ground with tears in her eyes.
"Give me my Mei Yi back—!"
Looking sideways at Kiana, Liu Yun found that Bai Mao Tuanzi was actually wiping away tears while observing his reaction, staring at him motionlessly with his big sapphire-like eyes.
Sighing, Liuyun turned his head and looked at Jizi, the only survivor in the living room.
Before Liu Yun could speak, Ji Zi, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, pursed her lips at the wine bottle on the table, and then propped up her chin and started looking at it with interest.
He looked like he had no intention of helping at all.
Liuyun knew about the wine that Kiana drank, and it could even be said very clearly that he bought it for Jizi at a huge price in the dungeon world.
It tastes sweet, but the alcohol content is very high. For someone like Kiana who doesn't even drink beer, suddenly drinking it is no less than drinking a bottle of Erguotou.
What Liu Yun didn't expect was that this thing would actually get into Kiana's hands. I wonder if students can't drink. Tomorrow, Jizi, the leader, will be handed over to Teresa, and the teacher should be rectified.
Of course, this is not Liuyun Gong's personal revenge, nor is it because Ji Zi is watching the joke and helping.
There is no personal grudge here.
He looked at Meiyi and sighed at the same time.
Fortunately, there was still some time before school started, and there weren't many people near the school dormitory. Otherwise, Kiana's voice would have caused some strange things to come out of the school.
"Give Meiyi back to you, what do you want to compensate me for?"
Putting the things in his hands aside, Liuyun knelt down in front of Kiana. This was the first time he saw the tearful white-haired dumpling up close.
"I...I can help you introduce a girlfriend!"
Hearing Liu Yun say that Mei Yi should be returned to her, Kiana became excited instantly, her eyes lit up, she didn't wipe her tears or her dirty hands, she happily patted Liu Yun on the shoulder with a very grateful expression. .
Seeing this, Mei Yi squinted at the two people in front of her, her eyes gradually becoming dangerous.
Who do you think she is? How can she be returned?
Whoever talks nonsense next, Mei Yi plans to give him a kick and let them know what family throne is.
"Okay, do you have any requirements?
I know a lot of young ladies who can definitely do it. "
After burping from wine, the dizzy Kiana stopped patting Liuyun on the shoulder, and then began to think about the young lady she had been chatting with in the past six months. She may not be good at other things, but she is good at pursuing young ladies.
"Then I'm asking for too much."
"Just tell me, I'll definitely find it!"
Looking at Kiana, who was making sure she was in front of her, Liu Yun slowly revealed a wicked smile. Following Kiana's words, she began to make requests.
"Requirement 1: Long white hair."
"Requirement 2: Be able to wear twin tails."
"Requirement 3: Someone with big blue eyes."
"Requirement 4: Those who have particularly good grades in physical education, but particularly poor grades in cultural classes, and often fail to make up for exams."
"Requirement 5: He is dull, looks easy to bully, likes to lend me money but never pays me back, and in the end can only use his labor to pay off the debt."
"Requirement 6: You will steal my snacks."
Kiana memorized the first few items seriously. After all, it was not impossible to find a girl with long white hair and blue eyes and twin tails. But when she heard the fourth item, Kiana suddenly realized that Four, fifth, and sixth are all about whether she is good or not.
"Requirement seven:..."
"stop!"
Just when Liu Yun was about to make his seventh request, Kiana covered Liu Yun's mouth. She didn't know what Liu Yun's seventh request would be, but it would definitely be a certain characteristic or feature of her body. What a miscellany.
Next, will you know how to fight with Kaslana?
"Can you be more serious?"
I don't know whether it was because of embarrassment or because of the wine, but Kiana, who was blushing, turned from arrogant to coquettish, silly and cute.
“I’m just making my request seriously.
If you can't agree to my request, then I can't return Yayi to you. "
There was a smirk hidden in his eyes, but Liu Yun's expression was very serious, as if he was really making the request seriously.
"..."
It is said that fake wine can harm people. If it were normal, Kiana might have been bullied miserably by Liu Yun, but she would definitely notice the evil smile hidden in Liu Yun's eyes.
That's the signal to run!
But now, the dizzy Kiana had no time to think about that. Being brought into rhythm by Liu Yun, she was actually thinking about the feasibility of this matter.
"Think about it, I give Mei Yi back to you, and you give yourself to me, what do you think this is? You are a hero saving a beauty.
Not only did he hold the beauty back and become a hero, but you can tell me if this is a good deal. "
While Kiana was drunk, Liuyun began to calculate the pros and cons of this matter for Kiana.
It has to be said that this silly girl was easy to fool, but it was even easier to fool her when she was drunk. Under Liuyun's fooling, Kiana actually ignored her own point and began to think about whether this matter would work.
Not sure what she was thinking of, Kiana's face began to heat up at a speed visible to the naked eye, her watery blue eyes swirled, she got up and ran towards her room as if running away.
"No, no, it's too weird. This is the only thing that absolutely won't work!"
During this period, Liuyun also heard Kiana's cooing sound when she hit something.
Showing a smile of successful mischief, Liu Yun turned around, and Liu Yun's smile froze on his face for an instant. In almost the blink of an eye, Liu Yun said righteously: "I'm just mourning for the thing that tripped."
Gazing at Liuyun with calm eyes, Yayi tilted her head slightly, without any trace of murderous intent.
"I was just thinking that your seventh request just now was not for the other party's name to be Kiana Kaslana."
"I'll tell you this answer later."
"I don't know if everyone is hungry. Let's cook some food."
After carrying the bag on the ground, Liu Yun signaled that there was a survivor next to him, looked at each other with Mei Yi, and carried the bag to the kitchen in tacit agreement.
After Liuyun and Meiyi walked into the kitchen, Jizi lowered her ears. The sound of their conversation was cut off by the glass, and she couldn't hear anything.
Sighing, Himeko silently drank the remaining half of Kiana's bottle of wine.
Overhearing that the most interesting part was cut off is like watching the author cut off the most exciting part, which is really heart-breaking.
If you are the kind of person who is very curious and gossipy, you are ready to strangle the other person to death.
In the kitchen, Liu Yun glanced at the depressed Ji Zi and instantly became happy. Just to let Ji Zi have a taste of this, who asked her not to help at the beginning.
"When Kiana wakes up, I don't know if she will plan to escape from this planet. I won't embarrass her to death if we meet again."
After helping Mei Yi and washing the dishes, Liu Yun laughed when he thought about seeing Kiana tomorrow. He suddenly looked forward to the time passing by faster.
"What if Kiana is thinking about destroying the evidence."
There was also a smile on her lips, Mei Yi joked.
"As long as the source of embarrassment is eliminated, it will no longer be embarrassing."
