When Superman arrived at the Bat Base, he looked a little panicked.
"Batman, I've been looking for Louis for half an hour, but..."
Superman paused, because he saw three identical Louises squatting in the Batcave. When they saw him breaking in, they all turned to look at him.
Superman:!
He turned his head mechanically and saw a "road" weirdo with Louis' head and face but a man's body. He walked over from the side carrying a plate of sandwiches. As he walked, he said Louis' nice female voice: " Do you need anything, Mr. Superman?"
"Alfred?"
Superman asked in a low voice.
"It's me." Then he heard the "road" leader say: "Oh, I'm sorry to appear in front of you with this face."
Then he saw the other person put the plate in his hand next to him and rubbed his face for a while. Then when he put his hand down, Clark was horrified to see that the other person turned into his own face.
"What the ***?!"
"What?"
The man holding Clark's head looked at him in confusion, then he took out a small mirror from his chest and looked at his face, then turned to the other three "Louis" standing there and said:
"Master Clayface, didn't you promise that after you rub your face, it will return to normal?"
"Oh, sorry, Alfred." Clark then replied as he saw one of the three Lois.
He snapped his fingers, and "Alfred" rubbed his face. Soon, a lot of brown mud was rubbed out on his cheeks. The mud seemed to be alive, crawling on the ground. Jumping and crawling back into the body of Louis, he disappeared as if mixed into a larger pile of soil.
"Oh, Mudface, right?" Clark scratched his head.
"What experiments are you doing-" But he immediately interrupted himself and said:
"Ignore this for now, listen to me, something big happened! Louis was captured by the villain..."
He hurriedly flew over from the corridor and landed in front of the three Louises. Then he was a little dizzy: "Who among you is Batman?"
One of the three Louises was full of sweetness, and couldn't help but burst out laughing when he saw Clark's stupid look.
Superman could obviously use his clairvoyance eyes to know it at a glance, but he looked so stupid that he hadn't even thought of it yet.
"Pfft!"
Superman turned his head and saw Alfred throwing the tray away. He laughed loudly, then wiped his face with his hands, and then rubbed them down his body.
More brown dirt fell from his body, and "Alfred" transformed into Batman right in front of Superman.
The big lump of mud turned into a clay-faced head, and some joints made of mud stretched out from its neck, and then climbed onto Batman's palm, singing and dancing happily in his palm, cheering loudly:
"Okay! It's good! It's wonderful, it's awesome!"
Superman decisively opened his clairvoyance eyes.
The next second, he appeared next to one of the three Louises: "Louis! It's great that you are okay!"
Chen Tao walked over from the corridor: "We have been discussing how to deal with the current situation. In the end, we came to the conclusion that perhaps destroying the villains' sense of security is the most useful method."
As Chen Tao walked, he attached the clay face to his head.
In an instant, his head turned into a trash can.
Real trash can, green, even stained, with yellow handrails.
"I've always just had Clayface possessing those metal robot skeletons, which was so unimaginative."
Clark heard him say: "We can definitely use it in more ways. Look, just because it's covering my face, it doesn't prevent it from turning into something else, like a basketball."
Chen Tao wiped it on his face, and the trash can turned into a basketball. A living person with a basketball head on his head was walking up and down the corridor and accidentally bumped into the wall.
"It's a bit of a problem not having eyes, but if what comes out of Clayface has—"
Chen Tao patted the basketball, and a rooster grew out of it.
"The eyes, oh - he can use them normally."
"It can turn into almost anything, anyone..."
Chen Tao wiped his face again: "Volleyball, football, toy cars, even mahjong tiles..."
"Everyone you've ever met..."
As he wiped it on his face, his head kept changing into different things, and finally settled on a huge mahjong tile.
There are two big characters on it:
Red!
"The only drawback is that the thing you conjure has to be bigger than your head or your face will peek out of it."
Chen Tao took off the lump of clay from his face and said with some regret.
"Seriously, Batman, I'm still confused. What do you want to do?" Superman felt his head buzzing, and he hugged Louis tightly in fear.
——After quietly scanning it twice with clairvoyance eyes.
Well, that's right. It's his Louis, not Clayface.
What am I here for?
Oh, by the way, I came to find Louis, and now Louis has been found.
Clark suddenly realizes that it was Batman who kidnapped Lois.
"Lucius invented a device based on the Mad Hatter's technology that can weave memories. Did you realize? When we combine the two, a nearly perfect pseudo-human is born! You If you cut him, Clayface can pretend to bleed, and if you use your psychic abilities to peek into the other person's memories, you will only see fake ones."
"It's almost impossible to see through the camouflage of the mud unless you pour it over with water or draw blood for testing."
"So you understand?"
Clark was still a little dazed: "What do you know?"
He felt that he should condemn the other party's behavior of tying up his relatives and friends before the villain at every turn, but he didn't know how to speak.
Chen Tao explained to him the gambling handicap planned by Bain for a while.
The other two "Louis" also changed back to their original forms, namely Clayface himself and Red Hood.
Then Chen Tao pressed on the big screen, and Clark recognized it at a glance. This was Louis' home.
Dodo dodo!
There was a knock on the door on the screen.
"Ah, what a coincidence, Clark, there just happened to be a new person here."
Louis on the screen put down his apron, and as soon as he opened the door, several men in black rushed in. Without saying a word, they sprayed a large cloud of mist on "Louis"'s face, and then quickly put it into a black sack. Moved away.
"This is the third Clayface Lewis kidnapped today." Clark looked at the people on the screen blankly.
"They...they are..."
"The first person who wanted to catch Louis was Bain. He suffered from Clayface before and was not easy to fool. When the time comes to inspect the goods, he will definitely pour water on him." Chen Tao said: "So I gave it to him. It really happened, and then I exchanged the civet cat for the prince and came back."
He continued: "The second one is probably Luther. This guy is causing trouble secretly again, and then he grabs a piece of clay and goes back."
"The third one, who looks like Amanda, I guess is a protective custody sentence."
Chen Tao said: "Seriously, Clark, you can't just let Louis take your photos all the time. It's too eye-catching."
"I was wrong." Superman admitted: "I did bring some threats to Louis, and I'm sorry. There won't be a next time." He turned to Louis and said this.
And Louis kissed him back directly: "Your photos have given me a promotion and a salary increase. If possible, I would actually be happy to keep it to myself. This is the danger caused by my choice, and you don't have to blame yourself for it. "
"All in all, this bad behavior of always catching superheroes' friends and relatives must be curbed, so I plan to play a big one this time."
Chen Tao said: "The key point is to destroy the villains' trust in everything they see."
He pulled Superman next to the screen: "Bane will definitely guess that we will swap identities, so I plan to play a little trick."
As soon as Chen Tao stretched out his hand, the clay face jumped onto his arm, and then quickly covered his upper body. Batman immediately turned into Superman.
"First of all, on the surface, I am Superman."
Then Chen Tao picked up the curly hair on his head. With a sharp tug, a layer of mud was pulled off like a hood, and he turned into Batman: "Actually, I am Batman."
Then he pulled off another layer and became Superman, and then he pulled off another layer and became Batman.
"Then, when he wanted to use Louis, he checked repeatedly that it was definitely not Clayface's Louis..."
Chen Tao clicked his tongue.
"Essentially, it destroys his trust. If you do this twice, Bain will no longer be able to believe what he sees with his eyes."
He said: "Clayface is a boy who cried wolf story. We were so unimaginative about him before."
"Think about it, from now on, the villains will walk into a convenience store to buy a cup of coffee, and then buy a cup of poison. They will lie on the ground in pain and complain that their stomach hurts. Then the clerk suddenly wipes his hand on his face and tells him that he is mud. Face……"
"The villains found a beautiful girl, spent a lot of money on her, and finally hugged her, and then the beautiful girl they liked the most suddenly turned into a clay face..."
"I made an appointment with someone to go on a robbery together, and when I got there, I found the superhero waiting for him, and the villain was about to fight to the death. Then he turned to look at his teammates, and the other party turned into a clay face with a swipe..."
"Okay!" Nimian heard this and almost had an orgasm.
He is a severe showmaniac. Strictly speaking, it is a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder and an extremely serious mental illness. He gets pleasure from pretending to be others and never tires of it.
Every time he pretends to be someone else, the relatives and friends of the person he plays completely mistake him for that person and know nothing about it because of his superb acting skills, and he will secretly feel very happy.
In order to increase the difficulty for himself, he would often do things that the original owner would not do, and then use his acting skills to make his relatives and friends believe that it was really the original owner who made them believe in the suspicious eyes of his relatives and friends. Such behavior made him even more Excited.
For example, when he played Robin before, he did all kinds of actions in the city that were impossible with Robin's physical fitness, and then he said something as Robin, "Lifting a car is a trivial thing, which is a bit exaggerated, but it's medium-sized!" ” and other violent comments, and then used his acting skills to convince everyone of the fact that “every generation of Robin can lift a car, it’s not a big deal.”
It was not that no one raised questions during this period, but they were all fooled by his superb line skills.
After his long practice, the people of Metropolis now regard Robin's ability to lift cars as a very common and obvious fact.
All of this is recognition of his acting skills and gives him a huge sense of accomplishment!
But this time Batman taught him that it was still possible.
He suddenly realized that the real recognition of his acting skills was not the time when he was defrauded, but the look of disbelief on the other person's face when he revealed his true identity.
This is the ultimate recognition of his acting skills!
The huge sense of accomplishment that he had just deceived Clark almost overwhelmed him, let alone others?
"Red Hood gave my kryptonite-powered armored robot to Black. I secretly replaced the kryptonite in the center of the thing's heart with an iron ball coated with fluorescent powder."
Chen Tao said: "You don't have to worry at all."
He pointed at the Red Hood: "The Red Hood is one of ours. He will ensure that all weapons aimed at you have backdoors."
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People are always weird like this.
Bane.
As Batman's most dangerous enemy besides the Joker, he can play tricks on everyone, not just villains.
Whether it is intelligence or force, he is fully capable of becoming a Justice League-level threat, like Wanda Savage, Lex Luthor, Joker, Black Manta, Gorilla Grodd, Sinestro, etc. Wait, wait, wait.
But like "Captain Cold", the strongest villain in The Flash besides Gorilla Grodd, he always limits his behavior patterns and always wanders around a city.
"Frankly speaking, Bain, I admire you very much. You have shown considerable ability. Some people would even call this trait a genius... You single-handedly turned your name into a weapon. synonym."
Bain quietly heard Luther's voice reaching his ears:
"But the interesting thing is, you only want this...a Gotham?"
"Why is that all?"
"Why be satisfied with this?"
"Why a contract?"
ah……
Maybe someone can guess it.
Although Bane is capable of victory anywhere on the planet, capable of defeating any opponent he can find...
But... what is there that he has never conquered?
Who brought him a failure that he will never forget?
Bain opened his eyes.
"You can have my help with your plans, Luther."
Bain lowered his head.
"And Batman is mine."
"I know, I know, you're going to break his back."
Luther said.
"There's still nothing new."
(End of chapter)
