Chapter 124: Batman: Speeding Bullets (woohoo, please read more)

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Rudy Jones is on the run.

The parasitic demon is such a weak creature: once it cannot absorb enough energy, it will immediately become weak.

That weird mud man was simply born to restrain him. He finally understood that there was not a single living person in the entire town, and they were all transformed by this mud and sand monster.

It’s really embarrassing.

What kind of scary wax museum?

Rudy Jones was on all fours, feeling like he was starving.

I really can't run anymore...

He turned around and saw that dozens of strange giant sand monsters were chasing after him with crooked eyes and mouths: "Catch that monster!!"

You are the fucking monster!

Rudy Jones turned and ran.

While running, he suddenly braked hard.

etc!

what? Why did I come here? It smells so good!

Rudy Jones raised his head in confusion, and his eyes instantly spanned several kilometers. He saw a convoy advancing in an orderly manner on the parallel road not far away, as if escorting something.

He immediately turned his head and ran towards there.







Looking at General Zod who was invited back with a stinky face, Chen Tao anxiously sniffed left and right on him, but still nothing happened.

General Zod felt a chill from his sniff: "What are you doing?"

Chen Tao once again had a kind smile on his face: "Look, I'm just joking with you."

He forcibly lifted the two staggering people up from the ground: "I really want to let you go."

General Zod looked at him suspiciously.

Chen Tao raised three fingers and swore: "If I lie to you, I will turn my parents into green plant zombies and be dissected on the experimental table!"

Dozens of kilometers away, Poison Ivy finally tried her best to pin the two jumping parents to the autopsy table.

“And you can’t dissect it, you have to wear a welder’s mask and use an electric drill!”

Poison Ivy put on a welder's mask, took out an electric drill, and drilled into Martha's neck, sending sawdust flying everywhere. She cursed and said: "What the hell, what's going on? The necks of these two zombies are getting harder and harder!"

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Clark quietly leaned into Chen Tao's ear and asked, "To be honest, my super brain doesn't understand what's happening now."

"A way to make me stronger." Chen Tao told him: "Anyway, you listen to me first."

The two of them stared at each other for a moment.

Finally, the big farm boy scratched his head: "Okay. But we can't waste too much time."

Chen Tao turned his head and said sadly:

"Dear parents, do you understand? Oh, orthodox Kryptonians should be genetic people synthesized using the Codex, and they don't have parents... Parents are the closest people in the world. I am sincere and cannot lie to you. Just now Just kidding you."

General Zod thought about Superman's attitude just now after he thought he had killed the old woman from Earth, and reluctantly believed it.

So, when General Zod was carried back by Clark Kent like a chicken for the second time, his face turned into a mixture of pig liver color and green expression.

"Kal-El! You actually listened to this Earthling like a servant and helped him tease your compatriots like this?!"

Superman nodded sincerely: "Yes, that's right."

Zedd became even more angry.

Chen Tao immediately rushed forward to explain.

A few minutes later, Zod was brought back for the third time.

He acts like a dull kid with Down syndrome. But this external characteristic immediately turned into rage after Chen Tao slapped him.

continue.

The fourth time, Zod tried to spit kryptonite at Clark and tried to escape, but got an apologetic slap in the face.

The fifth time, Zod finally collapsed to the ground. He took off his armor and refused to run away.

【warn! warn! Anchored item detected! 】

[Obtained: General Zod's Armor]

[Introduction: The last ambitious general of Krypton came to Earth, but suffered an unprecedented and huge defeat here.

After experiencing the inhuman torture of the enemy, the arrogant general finally gave up resistance. What he also gave up was his determination to escape here. You might be able to use it to summon Batman from some alternate universe. 】

[However, could it be that the being who was summoned because he was determined to give up something would be something orthodox and unmistakable? 】

["I give up, I don't play anymore."]

[Converted crisis energy: 217]

[Crisis energy units you currently hold: 325]

[Warning, downloading targetable Batman files. 】

【Speed ​​Bullet Bat】

[Danger level: B]

[Kal-El's spaceship descends on Gotham and becomes the Bruce Wayne of this world. Twenty years after his parents were murdered in Crime Alley, he was told the truth about his origins and became Batman.

He defeated the Joker in the form of Luthor, and because Batman represented darkness and fear in Gotham, he began to become Superman, who represented hope and light in Metropolis. 】

hiss……

In this universe, Bruce Wayne plays Superman during the day and Batman at night. Doesn’t he need to sleep?

It really doesn't seem necessary.

Chen Tao nodded in his heart. What a good idea. He was still thinking about how to convince Superman to take over his job, but now he has even posted the standard operating methods for him.

[Do you want to consume 160 crisis energy immediately to synchronize? 】

【warn! warn! The Batman of this parallel universe is too powerful, which will extremely seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme! 】

[Warning, Batman's detected danger level is: F]

[At the current level of Batman, there is no ability to withstand the contamination of a B-level dangerous Batman! 】

[Enabling protocol mandatory protection strategy: overcharge protection]

[Batman No. 52, the agreement will automatically protect your sanity from being damaged. At your current danger level, you can only synchronize the Speed ​​Bullet Bat for ten minutes at most. 】

Chen Tao stood up straight.

"Superman, I remember you decided to exile Zod and the others to the Phantom Zone?"

"Yes," Clark said.

Chen Tao glanced at the surrounding soldiers.

"Then you might as well take them to the Fortress of Solitude and imprison them now. If they stay here, I don't know how many more things will happen."

Clark said: "Then that monster..."

"It's Doomsday."

Chen Tao told him: "I will solve it."

Clark had already guessed what Chen Tao would do, but he didn't know exactly what he would do.

Chen Tao slowly stretched out his hand.

He sighed.

"It's really an exaggeration. Things like the Day of Destruction..."

Silver-white particles swirled from the soles of his feet, dyeing the pitch-black Batman cape blue.

"I hate unplanned things like this."

Chen Tao walked out of the tent, his voice seemed dull and thick: "Bring the device from the Fortress of Solitude that can banish the enemy into the phantom zone. Maybe we can't kill Doomsday. Be prepared for the last and worst."

Silver-white particles meandered around his body, wrapping around his buttocks and chin, smearing him into another character.

Soon, Batman wearing a dark blue tights replaced the original black bat and stood there. The bat logo was still on his chest, but his mask completely covered his head, leaving only Eyes exposed.

Clark saw him levitating, using the exact same biological stance - something that immediately frightened the small town boy.

Well, the important reason why he was so shocked was actually because the other party's full-coverage mask was so unique that he accidentally looked through it with his clairvoyance eyes, only to find a face exactly like his own under the mask.

! ! !

This is actually true. Bruce Wayne in the Speedy Bullet universe is actually the adopted Kal-El. How could his face be different?

But this creates a huge mess for our poor Clark Kent.

"What are you still doing?"

Chen Tao asked him.

Clark was slightly yelled by himself, and he took off in a dull voice, carrying two Kryptonians on one side and flew away.

Chen Tao flew high into the sky and made a phone call.

He never thought about fighting Doomsday on his own. He planned to call the Clayface Man over to help him, and Lex Luthor couldn't be idle either, he had to...

But what the clay-faced man said surprised him.

The Parasite attacked the convoy escorting the female Kryptonian Fiora, sucked it dry, and is now hunting the Clayface Man.

Doesn’t this treat our lovely parasitic demon to a big meal?

So Chen Tao immediately changed direction and flew towards the location of the clay-faced man.

Of course, he also took out the Bat-Communicator and called Lex Luthor.

How could Laitu not do something about this kind of thing?







We switch to Lex Luthor's side.

His situation looked very bad.

The purple-haired Black had just blocked Brainiac's mental impact for Lex Luthor. He got rid of the huge computer and collapsed to the ground with foam at the mouth and blood.

Just when Luther felt confident that he was the winner, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, and Brainiac's voice rang in his mind.

"Lex Luthor, do you really think you escaped unscathed?"

Luther couldn't help being shocked, and he covered his head fiercely.

"How could you be in my head... Brainiac?"

While acting surprised and saying this nonsense, he immediately rushed to the wall in three steps and two steps at a time, and pressed on the smooth wall.

As the wall flipped, another huge mechanical computer immediately appeared behind the wall.

Luther operated for a while, and dozens of dense mechanical tentacles were sucked into his bald head.

But even though his series of movements was very fast, it still took more than 10 seconds due to the limitations of his human body.

"Relax, relax, Lex. If I wanted to control you, I would have done it, but I can't. There's no need for you to be so nervous."

Luther sneered at the other party's words.

His bald head kept thinking about what he had missed and how Brainiac had done this.

"This is just some small spreading pheromone resonance. It doesn't allow me to control you or do anything to you. Lex, to be honest, I just want to talk to you."

Brainiac sat on the throne of his skeleton spaceship in the depths of the universe, with his fingers crossed and an expression of interest on his face: "By the way, your human body language and facial expressions are very interesting. I have been imitating them recently. .”

"If you have anything to say, just say it."

As Lex Luthor spoke and stabilized Brainiac, he kept operating the huge mechanical computer, trying to figure out how Brainiac implanted this in his brain.

He had been careful and cautious, but he didn't expect that he still fell into the other party's way.

But he soon realized that Brainiac was not lying. This was not some kind of consciousness control or intracranial interference, it was just a simple microphone. The technology may be complicated, but the expression was like using two paper cups. It’s as simple as a piece of cotton string to amplify sound communication.

He can cut off communication at any time if he wants to.

So he gave up the seemingly ridiculous self-examination behavior and sat down on his butt. A hidden chair immediately floated up on the ground for him to sit on: "Any advice, Brainiac?"

"I noticed that the guy on your planet who calls himself Batman and the Kryptonian - you call him Superman, right?"

"What on earth do you want to say?"

"I mean, it's hard for me to imagine how you could turn a blind eye to the threat of Superman."

This sentence slightly poked Lex Luthor, but the other person was obviously not an idiot. He looked gloomy:

"You are now the public enemy of the entire earth. The earth will never become a collection in your collection room, and so far, Superman can be a help to the people on earth.

Even kindergartners can use such low-level alienation tactics. Brainiac, if you want to talk nonsense, you should stop here. Do you think that after listening to your words, I will rush over and fight Superman like a fool and let you reap the benefits? "

But he didn't hang up the phone. Reason is reason, emotion is emotion, and Brainiaco knows exactly what the other person is thinking.

"Essentially, whether you call him Superman or Grandma's Peach Tea, he is essentially an alien, not a human being, just like me."

Brainiac said:

"I guess you have already studied Superman thoroughly, right? As long as he receives sunlight, he can be charged, like a large battery."

The green alien even imitated the admiring tone of those Superman admirers so perfectly, deliberately stimulating the bald head's nerves:

"God, have you ever seen him? His energy can be endless. And I can tell you clearly that based on my many years of anatomy of Kryptonians, their IQ is not low, at least far beyond that of the Earth. Human. After discovering Superman on Earth, I also conducted experiments on Kryptonian cells. The lifespan of Kryptonians on Earth is almost unlimited——

"As long as he is not stupid enough to let the Doomsday penetrate his heart, or eat kryptonite, he will definitely live for a long time, at least surpassing all human leaders."

Brainiac concluded:

"So, as long as he stays on the earth long enough, he will inevitably crush other people bit by bit in terms of intelligence, energy, experience, lifespan, and morality, completely equal, and completely overwhelm everyone with dimensionality reduction strikes. Earthling.

And please note that this kind of overpowering is not for one point, not for a year, but forever, not to mention his fists that can equalize everything. He is not a false god, this is really who he is. "

"Then the question is, what's the difference between Superman and me?"

And recommending books to friends

Book title: "I Can Digitize My Spirit"

Introduction: The red moon is high and monsters are rampant. Human beings use the power of "spirit" to defend the territory and build a sanctuary outside the demonic tide to become the last pure land of mankind!

This is a world of spiritual control with extraordinary power. Everything has spirituality, and the spiritual master can control all the spirits in the world!

Elves, beasts, spiritual tools, undead, and even...gods!

Programmer Chen Guangming traveled through time, awakened the special talent of "spiritual programming", and gained the power to edit all things with spiritual codes!

From then on, a "spirit" that only existed in fantasy was created, a dragon of order with the power to master data and transcend the ordinary, a lord of chaos with a good will, opening the beginning and the end, and a power to devour all things. The eternal shadow of the abyss!

Burn yourself and change the world, this is the ultimate destiny of programmers! !

(End of chapter)