Before the noodles in Li Shuyao's pot were cooked, and the cat food had been fried for a while, there were footsteps on the stairs, and then there was a white-haired man with disheveled hair, disheveled clothes, and even bare feet who didn't even seem to have his eyes open. Just walked down.
Tantai Jingyi looked at this guy and couldn't help laughing: "Haha, you can smell it."
Li Shuyao also looked up and rolled his eyes: "You must be in a daze, wash your face quickly, good guy, why don't you greet me with a smile? What's the matter, you plan to recruit me My subordinates, may I ask the general whether he is preparing for a southern expedition or a northern war?"
Student Fang Xuening stood on the jogging platform from the first floor to the second floor. She shook her messy hair, rubbed her big eyes that were still a little open, and scratched the floor with her white little feet, and then mumbled. Duduzui said: "I don't want to fight in the north and south, I just want to eat..."
"The meal is not ready yet, wait until you wash up before eating." Li Shuyao said helplessly: "You haven't even opened your eyes, you are not afraid of getting food into your nose, and you still eat... You are really good at it."
"Ah..." Fang Xuening yawned loudly, blinked hard, and then saw himself without shoes, and the curious eyes of the two kittens below.
Fang Xuening opened his mouth: "I... I didn't open my mouth just now, not to repeat the words."
"I know, I know." Li Shuyao waved his hand perfunctorily.
Tantai Jingyi...
Well, Tantai Jingyi was already laughing and patting the sofa.
"Meow meow meow."
"Meow meow meow."
Brother Gou and Xiao Hong also responded along with Li Shuyao.
Fang Xuening: "..."
By the way, why are you two little kittens sitting in a row at the entrance of the stairs, waiting for the fruits to be divided? You see! Look again! If you look at me again, I will kick you!
Fang Xuening ran down, then stretched out her little feet and stepped on the backs of Brother Gou and Xiao Hong, then turned around and ran away.
Dog brother:"……"
Xiaohong: "..."
What just happened? What happened to this thing? Have you slept so hard that your mind is not clear?
The dog brother was speechless. If the meal wasn't almost ready, he would go up and down to fight with this white-haired man. Hehe, it's fine if he doesn't cook, but he stepped on me. You are contemptuous of my dignity!
Li Shuyao shook her head helplessly and continued to cook. Tantai Jingyi beside her had already turned over with a smile, "Okay, I'm not sleepy anymore."
With the excitement of delicious food, classmate Fang Xuening washed at supersonic speed. Li Shuyao had just packed the cat food and was about to fish out the noodles when the goods came down.
"Tsk, tsk, as expected you will never miss every meal." Tantai Jingyi stood up and stretched, then hugged Fang Xuening: "Haha, you are a foodie."
"Wrong." Fang Xuening shook his head: "I don't miss any delicious meal. I don't miss all the meals. Sometimes I just sleep."
"You have the nerve to say that." Tantai Jingyi rubbed Fang Xuening's hair.
"Oops, I just combed my hair." Fang Xuening tried her best to get rid of Tantai Jingyi's clutches, and then ran to the kitchen: "Haha, such a big pot of food, I'm not polite. "
"Meow!" Brother Dog immediately became unhappy. Why don't you just step on me and eat my food?
"What's wrong with Brother Gou today? Didn't you just kick him before? Are you so vindictive?" Fang Xuening chewed cat food, and then looked at the two cats, Brother Gou and Xiaohong, pulling at his trouser legs.
"Well, let me ask you, there is such a person who snatches your food away and kicks you when you were about to eat. What do you do?" Li Shuyao said with a smile while fishing for noodles. .
"Labour and management can't kick him to death!" Fang Xuening glared, and then gradually felt that the food in his mouth was not so fragrant: "You...you mean, this is cat food?"
"Uh-huh." Li Shuyao nodded with a smile.
"No... you're not mistaken, there are fish, shrimps, and... ham in it. Is this cat food? Whose cat eats like this?" Fang Xuening looked incredulous. Looking at Li Shuyao.
"Meow, meow, meow!" The dog brother jumped up on the table, with his two little paws lying on the basin, and then stretched out his neck and whined, "Our cat eats like this, what's wrong!"
"Hey, you little white-eyed wolf, I raised you for nothing, right? As soon as you came back, you started blowing your hair and staring at me, right? Hey, wait, wait until you go to the game. Yes, you will still be in my hands by then!"
"Meow meow meow!" Are you taking care of me? I don't eat by myself every day!
"I provide you with food and drink, and I train your independence every day. It's all in vain!"
"Meow meow meow?" How can you tell lies with your eyes open? Bullying a cat can't speak!
"You still look innocent, my God!"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."
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"..."
Li Shuyao and Tantai Jingyi watched helplessly as one person and one cat suddenly began to pinch each other. It was hard to imagine how these two people lived their daily lives.
Both of them acted as if they were wronged, which made the listeners sad and the listeners shed tears.
"Why do they both seem to make sense..." Li Shuyao spread his hands: "How can these two people confuse themselves as victims?"
"Maybe...because we're full, why don't we eat without them." Tantai Jingyi shrugged.
"No!" "Meow!"
Fang Xuening and Gou Ge instantly united the front, and the quarrel was a quarrel, and they still had to eat!
Especially when the dog brother saw that Li Shuyao had put a bowl of cat food for Xiaohong and set it aside to eat, he didn't care about arguing with Fang Xuening. He quickly ran over and rubbed Li Shuyao's arm, and then started happily Have a meal!
Classmate Fang Xuening also acted as if what just happened had never happened. She held a large bowl of noodles and took a sip of the noodle soup happily: "Oh~it tastes good~haha, Yaoyao, it's great to have you back. I've been thinking about it recently." The takeout doesn’t taste good, so I’m thinking about cooking it myself.”
"You'd better order takeout." Tantai Jingyi said while eating noodles: "Don't waste food."
"Look, look, you don't want people to work hard to make progress. How boring is this person?" Fang Xuening curled his lips, then took a small mouthful of noodles, feeling the strong hand rolling the noodles in his mouth. The roots were beating, and Fang Xuening took a long breath: "This is noodles. Those soft noodles on the outside and inside are really unpalatable!"
"So why do you order noodles for takeout? There are not many delicious takeout noodles. The road is covered all the way, and all the noodles are lumpy." Tantai Jingyi waved her hand: "Based on my many years of takeout experience, takeout This thing is just for filling your stomach, don’t think about how delicious it will be.”
"Not necessarily. Even the self-heating hotpots are delicious, and there are also some delicious takeaways!" Fang Xuening swallowed the noodles in his mouth and said, "Well... for example, if Yaoyao goes to take out, It must be very delicious.”
"It makes sense, haha." Tantai Jingyi said with a smile: "If the Internet fails to survive in the future, let's pool money to open a shop. Yaoyao will be the chef, I will be the cashier, and you will be the waiter."
"Why am I a waiter?" Fang Xuening's eyes widened.
"How about you sing here, haha..."