"Skin is prone to dryness in winter. As a woman, you must take good care of your skin. Oh my, you see, my skin is not getting better when the cold wind blows... Before this time, I will choose... cough cough , the advertising space is for rent, funder fathers...you know."
Big Tomato: "..."
Nan Yiyi: "..."
A certain fantasy: "..."
Liyuan Bacteria: "..."
Brother Yu: "Is this... so embarrassing..."
The other five people looked on in confusion, smiling and nodding in front of the camera. They made a small platform with their right hands next to it, and they just had to put an advertisement space for rent on it.
"Okay, brothers..." Li Shuyao turned to the camera and began to explain loudly: "The second game of the rock-paper-scissors contest of who will pay the bill is about to begin!"
"So who will be the winner? The smart one, or the strong and brave one! Okay, now please stand back to back!"
"Tsk tsk, we see that both sides of the battle are well prepared. The coaches of both sides are giving final tactical guidance and psychological counseling. Let us repeat it again. The score on the field is now 1-0. The Liyuan Bacteria side is temporarily Take the lead and get the match point.”
"But, the temporary lead is only temporary. In a game where there is no possibility of fake matches, any result is possible!"
"Okay, the players of both sides are ready. Now let's see together, whether Liyuan Bacteria will take advantage of the victory and win the game in one fell swoop, or whether Brother Yu will make a comeback and tie the score!"
Brother Yu: "Let's start quickly, my God."
Liyuan Bacteria: "Start quickly, start quickly, I can't wait, I can't wait, master, stop reading!"
"Okay, okay, don't rush me. This is called creating suspense. You know, the atmosphere you just created is gone." Li Shuyao rolled his eyes and said, "I'll cut this part when the time comes."
"Ahem, okay brothers, Brother Yu, Liyuan Bacteria, are you ready?" Li Shuyao shouted loudly.
"Ready." They both shouted together.
"Okay, then I say three, two, one. You raise your answers above your head together. Everyone pay attention, the critical moment is coming!"
"Three...two...oh, I'm a little excited, a little excited, everyone, please calm down...ahem, don't stare at me...come on, come on, players on both sides are ready! Three...two...one! Please come out fist!"
"Wow, wow... We saw that Brother Yu came out with scissors and Liyuan Bacteria came out with paper. In this game, Brother Yu withstood the pressure and tied the score one to one, and also kept the suspense until the decisive game. We I saw coach Mou Huan hugging Brother Yu excitedly, and now, both parties are back on the same starting line!"
"Don't be discouraged by Liyuan Bacteria and Big Tomato. Although they can't take advantage of the victory, they still have a chance. Don't be discouraged. The next fight will be a BO1."
"Brother Yu and Mouhuan shouldn't be too happy. It's not necessary to open the champagne at halftime. The decisive moment will come next."
"So, will Liyuan Bacteria hold on to his throne, or will Brother Yu let one chase two and win the final victory? Let's take a short break and enter a commercial..."
"No ads!"
As soon as Li Shuyao finished speaking, the other five people shouted loudly, which shocked Li Shuyao.
"Okay, okay, if you don't want advertising, you don't want advertising. Why are you shouting so loudly? You're scaring me!" Li Shuyao rolled his eyes: "You have no advertising spirit at all. Where will the income come from if you don't want advertising? How can you invest again if there is no income?" , how can you make a good video without investment? If the audience is the source of life for our up, then advertising is the running water that makes life come alive. As the saying goes, running water does not rot the door hinges and does not cause beetles... Ahem, it seems that it is not allowed to be placed here. That’s right, oh, that’s what it means anyway, understand the spirit!”
Several other people were stunned by what she said. This person talks so much when he is not eating!
"Okay, since everyone agrees that it's better not to have ads, I won't insert ads anymore. Well, do you want a makeup artist?"
"Okay, it seems that our makeup artist has also said that he will no longer wear makeup, so let's start directly!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, you guys, the much-anticipated rock-paper-scissors contest of who will settle the bill has finally come to the final round."
"In the next game, we will decide who is the real king of rock, paper, scissors, and who will pay for today's meal!"
"Maybe you think this is just a simple game, but this game tests the psychological quality of both parties. Three simple gestures represent three completely different personalities."
"Cloth represents tolerance of everything, and it also represents a cage!"
"Scissors represent breaking through everything and also represent cruelty!"
"The stone represents suppression of everything and also represents recklessness!"
"The three gestures restrain each other, repel each other but attract each other, as if a triangle locks all the things in the world... This competition is sponsored and broadcast by this funder dad, this funder dad and this funder dad !”
Li Shuyao gestured three times to the camera: "Well, let me add something later."
After saying that, Li Shuyao walked behind the camera again:
"Look, Big Tomato is telling Liyuan Bacteria. They are analyzing what kind of gestures the other party will make."
"But it seems that a certain Huan and Brother Yu are different. A certain Huan is giving a head massage to Brother Yu, making him completely relaxed. He no longer thinks about tactics, no longer thinks about games, and completely relaxes his mind. Everything Leave it to God's will and choose everything as you wish, then in such a relaxed state, Brother Yu can complete the reversal!"
"Well, this is a bit biased. Brother Yu said so much, but I just said a word here." Liyuan Jun was speechless.
"Reversal, you know, the audience likes this." Li Shuyao slapped her mouth: "Don't interrupt me, I have forgotten what to say."
"Ahem, ok, then the game will officially begin."
"Now, please ask the coaches of both sides to leave the field, and ask the players of both sides to enter the competition area and stand back to back."
"Friends in the audience, friends in the audience, the exciting moment is coming! The contestants' efforts for many years... ahem, the contestants' efforts are about to show the final result."
"Listen to my command, three..."
"At this time, I can't help but think of my childhood... Ahem, don't look at me with cannibalistic eyes, okay, okay, okay, I'll continue."
"Three... two... at this moment, I want to say a few words... uh, that, I won't say it anymore, please put down the chair for me!"
"Three...two...two...two...one! Come out!"
"The choices of the players from both sides have come out, Liyuanji chose rock, and Brother Yu chose paper!" Li Shuyao shouted loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, I announce that the final winner of the first Who Will Check Out Rock-Paper-Scissors Contest? The winner is…”
"Brother Yu!"
"Oh oh oh oh..."
Li Shuyao shouted Brother Yu's name loudly, and everyone cheered together: "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, Brother Yu, Brother Yu... You are the fattest!"
"What the hell? Who said I'm the fattest? Well... I'm indeed the fattest..."
