Huo Yunqian looked at the boy with small eyes in front of him: "I haven't licked it."
Xiaoya, combing her braids with two braids pointing upwards, tilted her head and continued with her big eyes and a milky voice: "But iron is sweet here, don't you really want to try it?"
This little girl is pretty good-looking, and she must be the same girl who made Shian pluck out the snowman's eyes and make him cry.
"Don't try it. You two five or six-year-old kids still want to fool adults."
Huo Yunqian handed Bongbingzi to the person behind him.
He touched Xiaoya's braid very kindly and raised his eyebrow slightly: Only a fool would taste it.
"Ai?!"
Huo Yunqian didn't expect that the fool was right next to him.
Still the one he raised.
Huo Yunqian turned to look at Jiubao.
Iron conducts heat. If you stick your tongue out, it will be hot. You should know by thinking about it with the back of your head that it will be stuck to the iron.
Xu Tianxin was also a little startled because Jiubao suddenly licked Bingbingzi.
Naohai and Xiaoya immediately clapped their hands happily and laughed:
"Hahaha, it's stuck..."
"Come and take a look, someone's tongue is stuck on iron." Another fool was fooled.
If someone asks Naohao, what is fun here?
The naughty boy will definitely say: Foreigners here are the most fun.
At this time, Jiubao's tongue was stuck to the iron, and he was holding the glacier in his arms as if he was dancing with someone else. He was also drooling uncontrollably, and was spinning helplessly in circles on the ice.
When Jiubao looked at Huo Yunqian, his expression seemed to be asking for help and a little painful. Even he seemed to be unable to help but wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, and he made a sound of "ahhhh" in his mouth.
So Xu Tianxin couldn't hold it back, stood aside and burst out laughing.
Jiubao's "childhood" is finally complete.
Especially when the background music in the live broadcast room changed to: "What is happiness? Happiness is when you... Happiness is, like, similar to that..." Xu Tianxin even wanted to be polite and couldn't help laughing.
The family members in the live broadcast room also said:
We have been sitting in rows waiting for the moment of tearing apart.
Xu Tianxin wiped away tears from laughter and said, "You know what iron is, right? We licked iron together. That's how old iron comes."
At the same time, he quickly grabbed the naughty boy who was about to take off his pants: "What are you doing?"
Thanks for catching it quickly.
Naohai was telling Jiubao to squat down. He turned around and told Xu Tianxin with a smile: "Sister, I'll urinate on him. My pee will be hot, and his tongue will come off with just one squirt. It works, you trust me."
Xu Tianxin held the naughty boy by the collar and asked him to stand further away. I believe your urine is yellow. I will know by looking at your breasts that you are in trouble again. If I don't beat you back, I will be done with it. Go and ask for the hot water bottle.
Xu Tianxin hurriedly said to Jiubao: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you should ventilate the heat yourself first, and let Master Ge and Master Su ventilate the heat for you..."
Xu Tianxin didn't dare to say anything and asked Huo Yunqian to help him vent his anger.
"I've already waved for someone to bring a water bag. You can pour it down with warm water. If you persist, it will... hahaha."
As Xu Tianxin was talking, he suddenly remembered something and started laughing.
Family members, do you think it would be more exciting if you told Jiubao that the glacier seed he licked had another use and his expression was broadcast live?
Bingbingzi is used for toilets. Our outdoor toilets are also called cat buildings.
Think about it, at tens of degrees below zero, the excrement will be frozen into small icebergs outside. It is impossible for it to be spread evenly when it is put up, right?
Over time, the high places will bulge out, which are not yet visible in other places.
What to do is to use it to flatten it. It can also be said to be flattened.
Iron is so precious here that it is impossible to prepare just one for fishing.
In fact, those who have this at home are considered to be in good condition in the village.
So she didn't know whose family she got this glacier. It must have been used for something...
But here, Jiubao didn't have the patience to wait for warm water.
Several shacks for heating water were indeed set up along the riverside to keep people watching the excitement and winter fishing.
I heard that there is still mutton soup today, but it is on the other side of the river, near the shop.
Jiubao breathed a sigh of relief to himself for a while, then suddenly gave a little force and said, "Hey, oh, hoo, the goose has its tongue!"
Xu Tianxin endured the pain of conscience and immediately moved closer to live broadcast with wide eyes.
She knew that military commanders were impatient, so she quickly spread the meat shreds on the glacier.
The family members in the live broadcast room were even worse. The whole screen was filled with hahaha. The moment I saw the tear, I felt relieved. They also asked Xu Tianxin to cook a bowl of Malatang for Jiubao. If you want to watch the sequel to Malatang, hot pot is also available. hot pot.
"Let me see, are you okay?" Xu Tianxin wanted to see Jiubao's tongue.
Huo Yunqian took a step forward and stood between Xu Tianxin and Jiubao.
He frowned and thought: You're a big girl, and you don't want to see what other people do with their tongues.
Xu Tianxin didn't give up and stuck his head out from Huo Yunqian's left arm and asked Jiubao: "Then say a few words and I'll listen."
Huo Yunqian had an intuition that Xu Dabao just wanted to watch the excitement. He stretched out his index finger and used his fingers to push Xu Tianxin to stand upright:
"Lead the way, let's go fishing." Hahahaha for a while, not doing anything serious.
Well, Xu Tianxin let Jiubao go.
But Jiubao whispered to Ge Qi: "It's a bit sweet. If you don't believe me, try it."
Ge Qidai gave him a look that said he believed there would be ghosts.
Guard Su also laughed at Jiubao: You fool.
"Look, I don't believe it. Who are you to call me stupid? Fishy and sweet are also sweet...hiss, whoosh, it hurts."
The fishing team finally set off to find their own fish.
When leaving this bustling area, Xu Tianxin walked along and picked up many fishing tools along the way, which made Huo Yunqian look sideways.
"Grandpa, is there an internet connection?"
The fourth uncle had no time to untie the green cloth strip around his waist and was about to direct the fishing. Hearing this, he snatched the small fishing net from the boy beside him and threw it to Xu Tianxin.
The kid who was robbed: "...Then what should I do?"
Bear with me, as the highest-ranking person in the village, he is so unreasonable.
The fourth uncle glanced at Huo Yunqian and asked, "Who are these?"
Xu Tianxin hurriedly knelt down to pick up the net. Hearing this, he loudly replied: "They are distinguished guests. My grandma asked me to entertain them."
Oh, he looks like a distinguished guest. He couldn't help but come to discuss business with the Xu family. Nowadays, well-dressed people who come to the village usually come to the Xu family: "Then you treat them well."
The fourth uncle specially smiled at Huo Yunqian and shouted: "Dear guests, there are many people here today, and she has a lot of things to do. Don't pick on her. Logically, I should accompany you, but when I set up the net, all the people were busy. That’s it, if you need anything, just tell Tian Xin, you’re welcome.”
Huo Yunqian nodded to his fourth uncle.
After a while, Xu Tianxin met Wang Yusheng's father again, "Grandpa Wang, do you have a shovel?"
"Yes!" Even if there is not, there will be.
Grandpa Wang searched around and snatched two shovels from someone else's eldest grandson. Bring them to you. Then he slid them from the river and threw them to Xu Tianxin, shouting: "Get away, kitchen knives, kitchen knives, watch them pierce." On."
When the old man shouted, the people around him instinctively took a few steps quickly to make way for an open path on the ice.
"Grandma Da'e, I want to put the fish basket in, but there is no extra."
Basket, this is not ready-made.
ah? But Grandma Daye, there is something in your basket.
Nothing, just some frozen coriander to be sprinkled into the mutton soup later, and some bowls and chopsticks.
Da'ezi stacked big pots on top of small pots and four or five wooden basins. There were some empty bowls in the wooden basins placed on his head, as if he were practicing acrobatics. He also held two bundles of frozen coriander under his arm and swished away on the ice. It's a safe move.
Without even saying a single unnecessary word, Xu Tianxin was left with a big basket alone and left there.
Xu Tianxin picked up the big basket and was about to put it on his back when Guard Su stepped forward: "Girl, give it to me."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Xu Tianxin said while raising his feet to search the crowd: "Then I'll see who else can pull the rope from. It's best to get two glacier tuna, and then each of us will poke holes in the ice. For fish.”
When Huo Yunqian heard this, he looked at her.
Xu Dabao is quite popular in the village.
Later, it turned out that it was not bad at all, but it was serious and good. Because Xu Tianxin picked up many children along the way.
A half-grown boy on the dam shouted: "Sister Tian Xin."
"Ai?"
"Can you help me check on the child? I'm going to help the village drag fishing nets and give my father gloves."
"Huh? Ah, okay." This is business after all.
There is a large slope from the dam to the river.
Then Huo Yunqian and others saw in front of their eyes that the man who had been shouting to Xu Tianxin suddenly kicked something off the dam.
Only when he was halfway down did he see clearly that there was a little boy of several years old in the bamboo basket, and he just slid down the basket.
Huo Yunqian: "..." Treating the child like this?
And if one is born, there will be two. On the dam, there are women and men jumping up and calling Xu Tianxin, asking for help to look after the child.
The little child himself shouted happily: "Sister Tian Xin'er, here, here, I'm coming!"
On the slope of the dam, everyone simply slid down one after another without even using straw as a cushion.
Do you think these seven or eight are all?
"Sister Tian Xin'er, wait for us!"
Oh, I’m so tired of chasing.
"Finally found you again."
Xiaoya was held hand in hand by the naughty boy, and the two of them came running with a group of friends.
Huo Yunqian turned his head and looked over, and saw another group coming from the side and behind him. The two little guys who had just tricked Jiubao Liantie into bringing over a dozen little kids aged five, six, six or seven.
The fronts of each coat were polished, the knees were patched again and again, the cuffs were shiny from nose wipes, and the cotton hat on the head was worn crookedly due to naughtiness.
While Xu Tianxin was busy picking up the children under the dam, he felt a little embarrassed and said to Huo Yunqian and others, "What should we do?"
She didn't expect that she would pick up so many after just saying yes.
Huo Yunqian took a look and saw a pitiful little guy sitting in a bamboo basket at Xu Tianxin's feet. His face was chapped and red. Xu Tianxin also opened his big, clear eyes, and his eyelashes were covered with frost. What could he say: "Take it with you." Walk."
The poor little guy immediately crawled out of the basket and looked completely different from before, cheering: "I'll get my hair cut after the Chinese New Year."
Xu Tianxin and Jiubao explained: "The one who just kicked him down the dam was his uncle."
It is a custom here to cut your hair after the New Year, Uncle Fang.
Even here in ancient times, it was not allowed to trim beards during the first month.
There are also those who just kicked casually on the dam, as well as aunts, uncles, and aunts. Usually, this group of people thinks that children are unreliable.
While Xu Tianxin was explaining, a group of children ran in front and cheered and shouted: "Oh, play with Sister Tianxin and you won't get beaten."
Xu Tianxin: "..."
Xu Tianxin could only continue to explain: "They are too naughty. They often run away without a trace. They seem to be colder than adults. They don't go home until it's dark. Playing in the ice and snow will inevitably damage their clothes and get their shoes wet. How expensive is the fabric?" Winter is the peak season for spanking children in our village.”
And for the sake of playing with her, some parents in the village would endure it, or at least grit their teeth and say, "No one will wait for you."
So it's sad to say that she is liked by children because she is a shield.
But Huo Yunqian didn't see it that way.
Look, no fish was found, but Xu Dabao had so many tricks.
She actually took the lead in playing eagle and catching chickens in front, because she felt warm while running like this.
As for Jiubao, the incompetent one, he couldn't speak clearly and still wanted to be an old hen, leaving Xu Tianxin to be an eagle.
Ge Qi and Su Weiwei carried a bunch of stuff on their backs, watching the eagle catch the chicks and making "hehe, hehe" sounds from their chests.
Huo Yunqian looked at them again: "..."
Accompanied by the childish laughter of more than twenty children, Huo Yunqian felt as if he was on vacation today.
It's been a long time since I've felt this comfortable.
Looking back and thinking about it, he once played like this just for fun, probably sixteen or seventeen years ago.
From the age of four, he has to sit upright at the desk and pretend to be a grown-up.
"Mr. Mu, look what this is."
"What?"
Xu Tianxin was holding a plant that looked like ham sausage in his hand, and then he squeezed it with his hands to explode the brown hairs, which was a special relief.
She smiled and walked backwards while talking. In fact, she was mainly explaining to the family members in the live broadcast room:
"It's called Mao Dan or Mao Mao Dog here. Lighting the hair stick can smoke mosquitoes and can also be used as fuel. When the pollen is immature, it becomes the medicinal material Puhuang, which can stop bleeding. It can also be used to make pillow cores, which are very soft and special. It smells good, do you want to smell it?"
Huo Yunqian waved his hand to stop him and said, "Just pinch it. Don't breathe it into your nose. Your nose should be itchy."
You will also have difficulty breathing. It just so happens that the whole village has finished fishing and there are still enough people to come and eat at your table.
Huo Yunqian said with a smile: "Its real name is Cattail."
Did you really think it was only available here?
This plant can be found in the south, his hometown, and the capital.
And its roots are edible. There is a famous dish in Suzhou called braised cattail.
A famous dish in southern Yunnan is called cold grass sprouts.
The children suddenly said: "What, uncle, Land Rover?"
Huo Yunqian didn't understand. It was just because the children heard the news, but it made Xu Tianxin laugh endlessly.
How did Huo Yunqian know that Xu Tianxin was running a live broadcast, and she could see her family members playing tricks, which made her twice as happy. Oh my gosh, I spent a lot of time with you (guest) today. There are so many rewards and cares.
"Oh, look, what is that?" Jiubao was anxious to speak and his tongue hurt. It was cold and he would shed tears if he didn't pay attention.
Just looking at it, I saw a big black fish more than half a meter long through the river.
The boy lay excitedly on the ice and said, "Poke it quickly, sister, it's a pike!"
Is pike so expensive? I found it without going far.
Xu Tianxin handed the wooden stick to Huo Yunqian: "Hurry up and arrest him, you can sell it for a lot of money."
"Why don't you arrest me?"
She wanted to record one scene to the end and earn double money. Everyone, hurry up and arrest them, round them up.
When Huo Yunqian was tapping the ice with a wooden stick to shake the fish, trying to see where the fish was swimming to confirm its location, background music was playing in the live broadcast room: "Who is knocking on my window?"
This made the family in the live broadcast room laugh. Yu Xunsi: Who is it? Yingzi, open the door, Daddy.
Huo Yunqian took off his coat, revealing his broad chest, and began to poke the ice with glacier seeds.
The background music in the live broadcast room was changed to: "Man on the horse, you are mighty and majestic..."
The action of poking the ice is like a gust of wind.
It's the first day of November, the first day. If you have a guaranteed monthly ticket, please stretch out your little hand to make a fortune, vote a little, and be encouraged.
(End of chapter)
