"I think you're looking for trouble. Are you trying to fool me?"
Use fish bubbles as a condom to wrap the small intestine in the large intestine.
How could this be bullshit?
Guan Ertu was anxious, he was very attracted to Mrs. Xu's abilities.
Looking at it, he thought that all the women from the eight villages in the ten miles apart could not match the courage of the one in front of him.
If this person who dares to think and do it refuses him, then he will be completely out of business if he wants to sell fish traps.
In order to persuade Mrs. Xu, Guan Ertuo decided to go all out, and with a blushing old face, he told the secret recipe to his future partners:
"You are so upright, how dare I talk nonsense with you. You think the fish bubbles are big or small, if you continue to catch fish from now on, no matter how big or small or how lucky, I can collect them all. I will scrape them off Soak the thin film on top of the fish and put them into the ash water. The ash water must first be made like this..."
Guan Ertu was only halfway through his explanation when Mrs. Xu understood that it was lye and interrupted: "Stop being verbose and continue talking."
"Soak it in that kind of water for a certain number of days, then take it out after observing the discoloration, sew it tightly with silk thread at one end, and lock the opening at the other end to prevent it from slipping, and then let it sit and blow dry."
"Blow dry?"
"Air-dry." A slip of the tongue.
"Then what?"
Guan Ertu: "No more, it's over."
Mrs. Xu was speechless: "How come it's all over and you're just fooling me?"
After air-drying, crush it into pieces and the inside will be completely broken.
Guan Ertuo slapped his forehead: "I mean that we are done with it and can sell it. But if it needs to be used, it cannot be put to use immediately. The customer must choose the size and the old bustard will soak it in warm milk in advance. If you feel the taste is not good, you can use green-flavored flower juice. I will write you a few water-soaked fragrant recipes. Always soak it and soften it before use." After soaking, it will be slippery and not lost. Tie it with silk thread. Still not falling off.
Only then did Mrs. Xu understand: "Do you want to sell the co-author to a brothel?"
"Let's refer to it generally. Kiln, Goulan, Yihong Tower, Zanghua Pavilion, Happy Forest."
Old Mrs. Xu thought to herself: You old thing, you still know this.
In fact, Guan Ertu also heard it from his master.
When his master traveled all over the country as a doctor, he met the elegant people in the south of the Yangtze River and used this when visiting those places.
Not only for contraception, brothel women still need to take medicine, but the more noble the status, the more afraid of getting sick, and they can't give up this kind of fun, so they will buy this medicine at a high price.
Guan Ertu remembered that his master said that even some wealthy families who did not want to have children for the time being, and were afraid of damaging the health of the women at home, did not want to take medicine, so they would buy some of these or condoms made of sheep intestines and save them.
In this regard, as doctors, they all understand that it is really difficult to want to have a baby even if you don't want one.
He said that it is more difficult for those whose families are poor.
Have a baby, you have to pay the capitation tax, and when the years are bad, the family won’t have enough food to feed the fragile newborns. They say more children mean more blessings, but if you can’t feed them after they are born, then isn’t your work in vain?
Many people choose not to have children for the time being.
But how can a young and energetic couple live a dry life? It's already hard enough, but without anything to do at night, there's no hope. You can't just endure it for one or two years when times are bad.
What to do, a lot of ridiculous things happened.
Because poor people couldn't afford to drink Bizi Soup, he had heard that too many women were stuffed with oil paper, rags, and other random items, and over time they developed vaginal sores, which were all mixed with blood. There were even things that I couldn't get out. When I asked, I had no choice but to tell the truth to the doctor. It was all because of avoiding his son.
Some people went too far. When they heard his suggestion that they should first find a midwife to take it out with a clip, and then drink the decoction he prescribed, some people would shrink back and say that they should just do it like this first and see if it can fall off by themselves. Then keep stuffing it.
He was told that it would be foolish not to take good care of his wife, and he would not be able to settle accounts.
Because if you look at history as a guide, look back at the days when everyone only wore animal skins. In that long past, men all knew that competing for women meant competing for wealth.
If women are in good health, the population will be large.
If a woman is in good health, you will not always break the bank to get a wife.
Otherwise, no matter how much money you earn, it won’t be enough to replace one wife after another.
That's why he planned to make this. Never allow such miserable women to appear in Erdaohe Village, nor such stupid men who cannot settle accounts.
Make more and supply it to the boys in the village. Those who want to have a baby come to him to eat the solid essence. Those who don't want to have a baby for the time being can come to Uncle Guan to get condoms.
As time goes by, and the people are in good health, the population will definitely exceed that of Bastard Village.
After thinking about it carefully, wouldn't it be more beautiful if I could still make money? Then I remembered Master's words.
At this time, Guan Ertu continued his analysis to Mrs. Xu: "I don't know if our brothel sells anything. I haven't visited it, but I'm not worried. Think about it, we are guarding the fish, there are no big, medium or small ones, no more It’s more complete than what I have here. And even though there are people guarding the fish in other places, they don’t know how to make it, right? I can make it faster, and it’s definitely much cheaper than the price my master mentioned selling it in Jiangnan. It’s large and easy to use. "
After saying that, Guan Ertu glanced at Mrs. Xu cautiously: "What do you think?"
"I think you should just sell it yourself."
"No, my man will be treated like a guest if he enters a brothel."
Mrs. Xu: "..." Is she blind? If a bear like you is mistaken for a customer, the brothel will have to pay for it with death.
Guan Ertuo scratched his head and said again, "I can't speak to the Madam."
He couldn't even deal with these women in the village. They would often make him embarrassed to ask for medicine money after just a few words, "But I think you can do it. You can talk to ten old madams."
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Mrs. Xu was still thinking about this on her way home. She was glad that it was not broadcast live, otherwise she would have been laughed to death by her family.
How can I accept any job?
Yes, she took it.
Because Guan Ertuo said: "When you go to the county town, just take a walk, and you can carry a few light ones without taking up space. Even if you only sell one later, don't worry, I will reimburse you for your travel expenses first. It would be better if I could sell more. , from now on, each of us will take half, you will be responsible for the takeout, and I will be responsible for the system. If you think about a place like that, how can you wholesale it to the brothel for twenty or thirty cents each, and the brothel sells it to the customer for one cent. It’s so cheap, my master Talking about the Jiangnan side..."
Don't forget your master. What kind of spending power is there in Jiangnan? He is willing to spend 1,800 taels to train a thin horse and send it to the homes of various high officials.
When the time comes, I will ask for a higher price depending on the situation. Of course, I will ask for a higher price.
But even if it was twenty or thirty cents, Mrs. Xu thought to herself: Then she still earns ten cents per condom. She can’t make ten or eight condoms a day. If she catches up with those who are capable, one person can use seven in one night. This profit It was too big, so she took it.
Mrs. Xu couldn't hold back her laughter just thinking about it.
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