Village entrance.
The relatives of the handsome man had long since been chased, scolded and driven out of Erdaohe Village. They even let him go and said harsh words before they disappeared.
The general meaning is that we, the people of Erdaohe Village, are looking forward to you shouting "Wait for me".
Don’t worry, I will be waiting for you at the crossing no matter the wind or rain. Come back when you are able, bah!
But now, everyone is standing in line to be punished after causing trouble.
Xu Tianxin never forgets that he is still live broadcasting, and the camera is focused on the upright Liu Laozhu of Erdaohe Village.
Liu Laozhu was walking past each villager with his hands behind his back and lecturing:
"Hey, you guys are serious. When I yelled to stop, it was like a dog farting. No one listened to me."
A young boy explained: "Master Li Zheng, we really didn't hear you."
"Hmph, I didn't hear you. How can I hear it so clearly? I'm from Wangjiagou Village. If you call me Wangjiagou Village and spread the word, do you want to enmity with the people of that village?"
"Then we can't let them step on our shoulders and shit on our heads. When more than 20 people enter the village, what is it if they are not provocative? I think what you Liangniang said is quite right. She just thinks that the villagers are not united, so we should take advantage of them. If you are a dead person, you have been bullied right to your doorstep."
"No. Why did Li Zheng look like a dwarf when he met Wang Jiagou? He did it several times. What's wrong with Wang Li Zheng?"
Liu Li was walking quickly to the front of his wife's team, and suddenly said angrily: "I am shorter than you are taller, but you can eat leaves even if you are hungry, and you can soar through the sky."
The reason why I didn't scold these women first was to save face, but they all had the nerve to answer the question!
But the arrogant woman, one of the three women whose maiden name was Da Hongzi, continued to mutter as if she didn't notice Li Zheng: "It's better to eat leaves than to be half-short and only eat tree roots."
Standing next to her was Li Zheng's wife Pepper, who bumped Da Hongzi with her elbow and said, "Just listen to my man's instructions. Besides, the roots have been eaten, so I see you're still eating the leaves."
Liu Lizheng: "..."
I don’t even know how to train him.
His wife and son were all involved just now. You can't punish anyone, so you can only curse a few more times and raise your hands lightly.
So he looked at his wife with a helpless face and said, "How can you still take the lead?"
"I'll give that person a slap in the face."
How many more pestles do you want to fight?
Then he looked at the next one: "Why is there a rice spoon out here?"
This time it was Hao Yinhua who was being trained.
Hao Yinhua heard from her old daughter that her cousin was having sex with someone. She was cooking ginger soup for her grandson in the house, and when she got anxious, she came out with a rice spoon.
Hao Yinhua looked at the rice spoon in her hand, and said to herself and the women around her: "Don't mention it, I almost used a spoon to peel pepper. I thought the pepper and fragrant flowers had dried."
"We are also messing with things here. Let me tell you, it was very interesting when they were beaten away. At that time, the big red man took off his shoes and hit them, and when he finished, he just fell into the arms of the girl opposite. The girl was afraid of us A few of them caught up with her and started swishing away with their big red shoes. If she dropped her shoes, we wouldn't chase her. But if she took our shoes, how could we spare her? This guy let the moths catch up. , give her a good scratching."
Following these words, the whole team burst out laughing.
"Who did you learn from? If you push that girl down, you'll catch her."
The moth showed off its grasping hand to the old sisters: "It's just scratching with the eagle's claws. Look, there are still shreds of flesh in the cover of my fingers."
This time, even the little daughter-in-law in the back row couldn't hold back her laughter.
Liu Lizheng: "..." This really doesn't treat him as a dish, and doesn't care about anything he says.
Liu Lizheng had to shout:
"Everyone has the nerve to laugh!
On weekdays, it doesn’t matter how many people are working, but how many people are fighting.
Look at just now, the women in Wangjiagou are not worth a few points for you, and now the men are being pinned to the ground and pinched and twisted. You guys have quickly caught up with the gang of female bandits on the mountain.
Look at those heads again. They are all grandmothers. Each one was caught like a cock's comb. Even the house birds dare not fly up for fear of pricking their feet. They still have beautiful faces! "
"Then why shouldn't we be beautiful? You ordered us to fill in big rocks every day. We are so tired that grass will grow if we don't wash our faces for several days. We are still short of a few cockscombs?"
Pepper was also scolded so hard that she couldn't hold her face. Who was this old man from her family? "Okay, I'll give you a few words of training. There's so much work to do. If people come from other villages in the future, we won't fight them."
"Why don't we fight? Then we can't fight at all. It's a bandit's den? There's nothing we can't sit down and talk about. How could this happen if Meizhuang went to look for me at home?"
If I were looking for you, I would have looked for you a long time ago. I still don't understand this: "Are you going to eat?" If you weren't hungry, we would stand here and continue the training.
Liu Lizheng choked.
In the end, I could only keep a blank expression on my face and point my fingers one by one: "I am doing it for your own good. All my blood and heart have been mixed up with blood sausage by you bitches!"
No one understands him.
Xu Tianxin's camera quickly focused on Mr. Li Zheng's back as he left angrily, still hiding among the group of people who had not caused trouble, snickering like an asthmatic goose.
The smile made Mai Miao beside her feel a little frightened, and reminded:
"Tian Xin'er, you think it's okay for them to hit people when they're old. No matter how bad they act, they're not afraid of getting a bad reputation. Why do you do it too? Aren't you afraid..." He came closer and said mysteriously, "You're welcome." Did it leave a bad impression on my mind?"
Xu Tianxin's smile suddenly stopped: "..."
She had a young age, and she liked Liu Jingdong, the youngest son of Liu Lizheng's family. And according to her memory, she very much suspected that she was just being sentimental. In short, she felt that that person also secretly liked her, and she was only a few years old when her grandma came to hint that their two families were engaged.
Family members in the live broadcast room: Who is Brother Jing?
As soon as this person was mentioned here, someone mentioned him again when he entered the hospital.
The table full of ladies was from other villages, and they ran away before the training team was organized. She had to follow Meizhuang to send the man back, and pick up rice along the way.
Seeing Mrs. Xu come back, she quickly gossiped: "What is the name of the youngest son of your Zheng family, Jingjing? He seems to be a bit of a tiger. Emma, when the handsome man is carrying him, he throws it like a sack. I can hear my bones." It all hurts. I don’t know whether that handsome man was frightened or the pain made him pee.”
"That kid is more stunned than my third child. He couldn't stop his life and had to study for several years."
These words made the family members in the live broadcast room busy talking about it, and they all flooded the screen: "Xianggua, your granddaughter seems to like that idiot."
Xu Tianxin pretended not to see everyone scrolling and helped her grandma bring the rice into the house.
Outside, Mrs. Xu was asking the whole table: "How are the hip shafts?"
"It's okay. I work as a matchmaker for people. I fell into a ditch several times while walking at night, and then I would throw away the ashes and then swish away. This cupping will be fine."
"Then hurry up and go inside for cupping. You'll stay at my house for dinner today. I happen to want to make something good."
The whole table was lying on the kang waiting for cupping:
"What are you doing? We are not outsiders, we can deal with you. If you did it on purpose, then I have to get up and walk. It is not easy for us to earn more rice.
Hehe, but I really can't leave right now.
Ai? Sister, I guess Meizhuang can't just give us some rice, she just hasn't poured it out yet. When she got home, she was busy gagging her man's mouth, tying his hands, and waiting in the woodshed until he wet his pants. After that, she hurriedly said that she wanted to ride a donkey into the city, so I had to wait.
Although she had agreed in advance that she would only give rice, what if she had to force it on her, right? There are not many ladies who can work as hard as our sisters. She is so lucky... Oh, please be gentle. "
The whole table turned around and glanced at the jar on their waist: "Sister, you don't have a cupping jar at home. Isn't this a garlic jar?"
It is also called a garlic scoop. In modern times, you can grow more meat by just opening a hole.
