Everyone in the live broadcast room: "...!!!"
Sure enough, you have to watch Xianggua to watch the live broadcast, which has its own traffic and is full of gossip.
Families in the live broadcast room were still calling for friends, and in the blink of an eye, the number of people soared to 1,800, "Come and see, there is an old man here seducing an old lady!"
Xu Tianxin hurriedly ran closer to show his face and shouted: "Milk."
After calling him, he looked at the old man next door, but he didn't say hello as before according to his memory.
But when the old man saw Xu Tianxin, his dark face was filled with smiles.
He scratched the wall and laughed twice, revealing half of his teeth that were resting and standing at attention. The resting teeth were yellow and the standing teeth were black. Then he walked back down the ladder with his hands behind his back while talking.
I don’t know who I was telling it to: “I told you, the child is at home.”
The other party turned around and disappeared, but Mrs. Xu became even more angry.
"Come back here!"
This ugly toad chasing frogs was so ugly and playful that old lady Xu wanted to fly into the courtyard immediately, grab that shameless neck collar and drag it to the dam, so that the old thing could be seen in front of everyone. Let's talk carefully, how is the child at home?
What a scam, she's doing a live broadcast.
"Hey? Grandma!" Xu Tianxin quickly hugged her body with bulging breasts.
Grandma is short and has long hair. When she was climbing the wall, she got caught by her hair and almost rolled and fell into the courtyard.
"Nai, calm down quickly. If you ask him again at this time, he will only say that he has no other meaning."
Mrs. Xu was panting and was helped down by her granddaughter. She just stood firm and suddenly looked at Xu Tianxin's bangs with wide eyes.
Xu Tianxin hid back in embarrassment, covering her curly bangs with one hand while quietly pointing to the sky. There were some things she couldn't say for fear of being overheard by people in the live broadcast room and getting struck by lightning, which would set her whole body on fire.
But grandma must be able to understand that she got a new perm from the God of Wealth.
Mrs. Xu lifted up her granddaughter's bangs. She was so tanned that she looked ugly, so she gave our child a teddy haircut.
Let's not talk about whether the poor youngster will find a partner in the future. Even a young man with a slightly outstanding appearance like her granddaughter would not be willing to develop any kind of love-hate relationship with her granddaughter.
After checking that there was no burn on her forehead, Mrs. Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and then she began to clapped her hands and swore: "Family members, grandma is really a serious person. If you don't believe me, just listen to me."
Let's go back to the front yard to chat.
The old lady has a clear mind and knows that there are some things she would rather talk to the family members in the live broadcast room than talk to others casually. Anyway, there is no place for her to spread them in modern times.
I don’t want to explain it clearly in the live broadcast room, people are wondering what kind of grandma is this.
In particular, there were so many ambiguities in Lao Buxiang's words, as if she only pretended to be serious in front of her children and had been flirting with him on weekdays.
Mrs. Xu rolled up her half-dried hair for everyone to see. No matter how excited she was, she did not forget her promise to her family and said bluntly:
"You are already a grandfather, but you are still shameless. Such a man should be nailed in the coffin to be honest.
He has a daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is my maternal cousin who has not yet graduated from the fifth service. We live next to each other in the east and west courtyards.
Although over the years, my cousin and I have become like enemies over trivial matters.
Including building this shabby thatched house, she insisted that the roof of my house was raised deliberately to hurt her family's luck. Her family even complained about my house when she drank cold water and stuffed her teeth. We both made half-red faces because of these bullshit things. Even when we meet each other in the village, we pretend not to know each other.
When the commotion was at its worst, she took away the chickens and covered the house to prevent them from crowing, which delayed things for several mornings.
But if we continue to quarrel and quarrel, does it mean that we have not broken off the relationship? From the perspective of cousins, are we also serious brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law with that dead old man?
As a result, you saw it, and we were chatting.
I was picking up the cucumbers from his garden with a stick, and he appeared out of nowhere and startled me.
So I regretted my family members. When I encountered this kind of black blind man who did not distinguish between relatives and headed the house, I scolded him. I should have started scratching him from the moment he showed his head, right? Looking back, we can also say that I don’t know if the person dialed the wrong number. "
After saying this in one breath, Mrs. Xu took a break. She had to quickly prove her innocence.
As for why I have to look at the cucumbers from my cousin’s house next door.
Mrs. Xu thought it was because Hao Yinhua's hands were covered in her vomit when she woke up yesterday, so it was really cost-effective to save her.
Searching through her memory, she found that there really was no big deal between the two old sisters. Wasn't she just thinking that since she was replaced by Mrs. Xu, she would improve their relationship and not mention whether they were sisters or not. Isn't that what she said? Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.
So if she really wants to use the copper plate to accept the cucumber, she should think about it first, so that she can improve the relationship and repay yesterday's favor.
Including yesterday, she would collect cucumbers from anyone who helped her. Then she said that she would only give copper coins to these families if she helped others collect cucumbers. In other houses in the village, she would not give money even if she wanted to, so exchanging things for things was fine.
But I didn't expect that such an episode would happen just by looking at it.
While showing off the ancient old lady's hairstyle, Mrs. Xu continued to tell everyone: "To be honest with my family, I was confused at first because for decades, that damn old man has always struck me as an honest man. He said this to me. Even the people in the village commented that he is an honest leader. Just think about this kind of wilting person."
It seems that I haven't been able to get a bottle of wine for eight years, and now it's revealed that I drank so much cat urine in one go.
Mrs. Xu had a sixth sense that she was definitely not being sentimental.
The whole process goes like this.
Although she turned around at that moment and was startled by the unexpected figure, she still said hello first, why is her brother-in-law at home?
This damn old man owns a bullock cart and earns money by pulling his legs. Her silly cousin, who is tall and strong with size 40 shoes, works hard in the fields. She suddenly said that the man was not in good health and bought a bullock cart.
Unexpectedly, after saying hello, the old man got drunk and replied that someone else hired him to pull pigs. After he came back, he asked her to pick whatever she wanted in the garden.
Seeing that she really didn't want to go, he called her girl and asked her to wait for a while. Then he leaned against the wall and said, "I make no less than a pig butcher this year."
In fact, up until this moment, she was still wondering how she could drink some dog piss and still shake the house. Then the crooked old man said: "I'm staying at home by myself. You said that I don't have anything to say to your sister every day. It's not like you who always talks and laughs." Then she said, "Your sister is stinky, and it's not like you..." She immediately turned against her.
If she doesn't fall out and her granddaughter doesn't show up, she has to say she's not as slippery as you.
Bah, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.
At this time, half of the people in the live broadcast room were hahahaha, laughing to death that someone at such an old age would do such a thing.
Half of them were helping Grandma Xianggua to analyze, "Grandma, you can't learn from your cousin. Can she believe that the honest person is so good? People in the village might think you are talking nonsense. When a woman encounters this This kind of thing, especially if you don’t have a wife, grandma, you always suffer.”
No.
This is where Mrs. Xu feels aggrieved. It would be great if she were an old man.
You said there was no grandpa who was dying with his granddaughter, otherwise she would have had to travel through time and become an old man. But at that time, I was really considering not letting my granddaughter have a sex change, so she was restricted.
If my granddaughter turns into a boy, it won’t be a matter of having too many cows and not knowing whether to find a girl or a man, but what if she is caught doing corvee or drafted away in the army in ten years or so. . When the time comes, her uncles will be older and they don't want anyone in that age group. If she is no longer alive, what will they do to her granddaughter?
Mrs. Xu snatched the mallet from her granddaughter's hand and washed the sacks for a few cheap sons. She cursed bitterly: "There is someone else outside this piece of shit. Let's see how we catch him. I will broadcast live in the middle of the night. One of them comes to the door." Is my son-in-law worthy of pulling a calf? Well, I forgot to mention, he comes to the door, otherwise he would not have a bullock cart."
This is why the Xu family often refers to the West Courtyard as the old Hao family. The children in that hospital take their mother's surname.
Mrs. Xu’s cousin has long since turned into a skeletal mass and is very blind. After his son was cured of smallpox, he married Yu Jiagang to buy a house and land for his daughter Hao Yinhua. He also took care of his son-in-law’s face and deliberately did not buy a house in Haojia Village. These. He was afraid that after he was gone, his son-in-law would often be criticized by others in Haojia Village. As time went by and he was depressed, he would often get angry with his daughter.
