He took off the things on his face and looked down at his hands - the pants with a hole in the front (black lace men's style)
Everyone else was also attacked to a greater or lesser extent.
For example, a brother was holding a shaking 'rabbit tail' that almost blinded his eyes.
There was also someone who was wearing a pure white see-through valet apron, and the whole person looked stupid.
The serious and tense aura that he had just now suddenly disappeared.
Xiang Fengyu stood up slowly and looked at Xiang Dongchen who was holding the lace panties with an expressionless face: "I told you not to open it."
The three people who were deeply shocked by the whip just now: We bear witness
In the frightened eyes of others, Xiang Fengyu slowly bent down——
Turn into a monkey, slap everyone in the ass, scream, scream, swing around, crawl in darkness, twist, scream, pinch everyone's chest muscles, run wildly, roar, scream, crawl in darkness , barking, screaming, falling to the ground, twisting, turning back into a human.
Being firmly protected by the bodyguards, Xiang Dongchen looked a little embarrassed and said: "..."
Fortunately, the relationship was severed.
Bodyguards whose chest muscles are sore from being pinched: Work-related injuries! This one must be reported as a work-related injury! !
Xiang Fengyu, who became human again, looked at the scattered things on the ground and sighed.
"I don't know how long it will take to clean up the things in this place..."
As soon as she finished speaking, someone immediately came forward and knelt down to clean her up, fearing that she would not leave if it was a second later.
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When I arrived, no one picked me up. When I left, Xiang Yufeng was 'invited' out.
Even Xiang Dongchen didn't have a chance to speak.
"Young Master."
As soon as Xiang Dongchen moved his lips, a group of strong men turned around and looked at him with resentment on their faces.
Thinking of the bodyguards who had sacrificed their lives to protect him from behind, Xiang Dongchen still didn't speak.
"It seems that he was allowed to run away."
He spoke slowly and understood that this was probably a plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain.
It's just a pity that there was a chance that Xiang Fengyu could be detained here to lure Yan Xingyue to show up, but who could have imagined that the plan would fail to catch up with the perversion.
"Young Master!"
Someone came up from behind and saw something was wrong in the atmosphere, but did not observe carefully. His expression was a bit hard to explain: "The police are here, and they suspect that you are related to a murder case."
Xiang Dongchen's eyes changed.
...
Carrying two boxes, Xiang Feng Yu smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost broke.
[What kind of system is it? Let me install it like it]
Who would have thought that the original owner, an introverted little girl, would open a sex toy store for men in order to pay for her living expenses.
It just facilitates Xiang Feng Yubiao's acting skills.
System: [...Remove 'pretend' and 'like', be more confident, you are it]
[Hurry up and meet Yueyue, just in case Xiang Dongchen reacts and comes to arrest you]
Xiang Fengyu thought it was right, and quickly put away his wretched smile that made a child cry for three nights when he saw it, and walked towards the place agreed with Yan Xingyue.
Outside the old phone booth, a tall girl wearing a long maid outfit stood there, causing the men passing by to turn their heads frequently and drool on their crotches.
Xiang Feng Yu happily walked over and called out familiarly: "Wife Yueyue~"
The 'girl' who was called wife turned around.
The girl with long straight black hair has a beautiful face with dull eyes, very dark eyes, light lips, and a faint air of sickliness between her eyebrows, which actually makes her feel affectionate.
It's just too tall... Most men are like potatoes in front of him.
Xiang Fengyu lamented that his craftsmanship was so good.
"Yueyue, you should be a woman, I'm just Zhang Fei who has menstruation."
Yan Xingyue: "......"
"Let's go."
With this opening, the low-pitched male voice instantly weakened the sense of indistinguishability brought about by women's clothing.
Xiang Fengyu made a motion to zip up his mouth.
"Xiang Dongchen discovered me just now. You should really see his expression when he discovered what was in my box, hahahahahaha."
Xiang Fengyu couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.
Yan Xingyue can completely imagine that scene.
What kind of expression can I have?
Of course, it was the same expression I had when I saw Xiang Fengyu dragging out a bunch of 'eye-catching' things from under the bed.
Xiang Dongchen would never have thought that Yan Xingyue put on women's clothes and walked out openly.
...
When the two returned home, Xiang Fengyu was too tired to move.
"I don't want to cook today..."
At this time, it's a pity that Yan's house is said to be a haunted house.
Even the delivery boy doesn't want to come.
Yan Xingyue took off his wig, walked around Xiang Feng and said, "I'll do it."
Thinking of the chicken that was put into the pot while still alive and covered in hair, Xiang Fengyu said decisively: "No, no, no, I suddenly don't feel tired anymore."
Yan Xingyue turned his head to look at her, and when he saw her rolling up her sleeves and starting to show off her biceps, she turned her head silently.
Inexplicably, he thought of what happened when she was hiding in the cabinet and she hugged her waist tightly.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing that he was motionless, Xiang Fengyu walked over and tilted his head to look at him.
Yan Xingyue slowly turned around and carried the larger suitcase away.
"Hey, I don't need you to help me move it."
I dare not trouble you.
Yan Xingyue turned to one side and avoided her outstretched hand.
"Confiscated."
Xiang Fengyu:? ? ?
【I don’t need it! ! ! ? They all thought about selling it online! 】
Yan Xingyue took the boxes away resolutely.
With a confused look on her face, Xiang Fengyu carried the smaller one back to the house. After sorting out the scattered and dusty manuscripts inside, she took out her phone and took a look.
Yan Xingyue didn't know what she did with her phone before, but now there is no trace at all.
Lying beside the bed, I habitually opened my scarf and took a look, only to realize that the Internet was in chaos.
"Who did the Xiang family offend? Why did something happen again?"
What is the PR doing?
There is a piece of news about the Xiang family hanging high on the hot search.
They were talking about Xiang Dongchen being suspected of murder. The deceased had a fairly high profile and was the vice president of a well-known real estate company.
The tiger incident had already offended many people, but now something happened again before Xiang Jia could do the work of appeasing him. The debts he had owed before were suddenly counterattacked, and Xiang Jia's reputation fell instantly.
Even two public figures, Xiang Xia and Xiang Shilan, were talked out of.
Xiang Fengyu, who also had the same surname as Xiang, his eyes lit up.
She quickly sent a message to Jiang Zhi.
Xiang Fengyu: Have you read the hot searches? ! This is a good time to attack!
Jiang Zhi obviously saw it too, and quickly replied to her: I saw it, I have sorted it out, will you post it tonight?
Xiang Fengyu: Attack!
When they thought this matter was big enough, what everyone didn't expect was that Xiang Shilan revealed a big melon that was more in line with the appetite of melon-eating people.
#向世兰shooter#
