Chapter 125 [Black Humor]

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The night is getting darker.

The two finally returned home and put down their luggage. My cousin stretched out and went to wash up with a tired look on his face.

Although the memory has been distorted, the accumulated fatigue is still real. This made Gao Yi even more convinced that the "Metamorphosis" they experienced was by no means his own hallucination.

Gao Yi closed the door to his room and raised his hand. The corner of the room, decorated in an ice and snow atmosphere, was immediately occupied by a gift tree as tall as one person. On the lucky star at the top of the tree, a virtual progress bar appeared, showing the rising atmosphere value in real time.

——☆25↑↑

——☆26↑↑

“Don’t forget to charge your phone when you’re out.”

Gao Yi put down the paper bag he was carrying, put his hands on his hips, and felt something.

Xiao Di curiously picked up the paper bag. It knew that Gao Yi specifically asked his cousin to pass by Linlangfang on the way, saying that he had clothes to pick up, and then brought back this paper bag.

"Xiao Gao, what secret weapon did you bring back?"

Gao Yi turned around and saw Xiao Di whose entire body was swallowed up by the paper bag from top to bottom. He stepped forward and tore open the paper bag, revealing the neatly stacked black fabric clothing inside.

"That's it?"

Xiao Di was carried aside by Gao Yi, and witnessed Gao Yi shaking off a whole piece of clothing, and found that it was the same suit as before.

If the only difference is that Gao Yi's suits tend to be casual, but not out of the ordinary. The overall style seems to be determined by the owner's performance. To describe it in one sentence, it can be upright or extravagant.

"Don't underestimate it."

Gao Yi solemnly put the clothes on the bed and unfolded them completely: "This is 'Mr. Gao', the best partner to shine on this world stage in the future!"

Xiao Di didn't know anything about the composition of the strange painting, so he naturally sneered: "If you encounter a battle, you still have to take off your clothes first like me."

"Step aside."

Gao Yi was too lazy to explain, so he directly reached out to drive Xiao Di away, and took out two more dropped objects from the system inventory.

[Predator Organization].

[Broken bone spur].

Among the rewards from the integrated settlement of "Metamorphosis", in addition to the three single-draw coupons that are better than nothing, and the blue-bordered illustrations of rarity R, the biggest gain is undoubtedly these two drops.

What he needs most now is not illustrations, but something to make the best use of them!

Gao Yi clicked on [Illustration Album] and projected the entire page of illustration CG in front of him.

Since Gao Yi traveled through time, he has experienced many events. But in fact, he did not explain his principle of "fighting to support war" very well. The most eye-catching point is the accumulation of high-quality illustrations, but he has been unable to put them into use.

"Disaster Warning" - [Disaster Warning] (SR)

"Seven Wonders of Campus"——[Ice and Snow Carnival] (SR)

"The Nightmare Is Coming" - [Spring of Ten Thousand Houses of Lights] (SSR)

Except for the unusual painting that was too advanced - "Spring of Ten Thousand Houses of Lights", Gao Yi had been brooding over the other two paintings for a long time.

Fortunately, thanks to his visionary self-operation, he can finally try to customize a sapphire blue painting on his own!

Gao Yi selected the gold card SR "Disaster Warning" and pulled it out of the interface.

In his vision, with a certain amount of drops and rare-quality gold card SR, the quality of the customized paintings would never be inferior to any of the themed paintings currently in his inventory.

Gao Yi once again took out another dropped object - the [Broken Statue] from "The Nightmare Comes".

In this way, two are included in "Metamorphosis" and one is included in the costume itself. The different painting he envisioned had four bound items.

Originally, for the sake of safety, I should complete the fifth bound item. However, he thought that there was another SR illustration, so Gao Yi decided to give it another try.

The finished theme painting consists of five bound items and three rarity R illustrations.

But if you only use four bound items and add an SR illustration when customizing the variant painting, can you achieve data similar to the theme variant painting?

Gao Yi thought to himself.

He wasn't sure.

If you get this opportunity right, you will very likely have two Sapphire customized paintings in the future.

But if... the fight goes wrong, judging from Yi Hua's promotion path, it seems that he still has a chance to pull him over to Bao Lan.

"Um……"

If the cost of failure is not a concern, then Gao Yi will definitely take a chance for the sake of profit.

That’s it!

"let's start!"

Gao Yi placed the illustration in his hand in mid-air, and at the same time placed the dropped object on his suit, and started the customization of the different drawing interface in the operating system.

Clothing[+]——Black suit!

Dropped items [+] - broken statues, plundered body tissue, broken bone spurs!

Illustration [+]——SR [Disaster Warning]!

[Confirm customization? 】

Gao Yi saw the same inquiry interface as when he made [Mysterious Surprise] last year. He glanced at each item one by one, finally closed his eyes and pressed [Yes]!

"Confirm customization——!"

【Item has been added! Different paintings are being completed...]

【Illustration has participated! Numerical values ​​are being constructed...]

[Various paintings are being generated...]

A ray of light emitted from in front of Gao Yi——

"blue……"

Gao Yi was stunned and suddenly shouted in surprise!

"I'm shipping it!"

The brand new painting was finally fully displayed in front of his eyes.

Swish——!

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【dark humor】

[Quality: Sapphire Blue]

[Binded items: Gloves [Touch of Destiny], Cane [Spirit Cane], Clothing [The One Clothed in Night], Mask [Face of Authenticity]]

[Independent affix: [instant performance]

——List possible events based on the current field of vision. You can choose among them and trigger them in advance, but there is only one audience target, and the success rate is limited by the probability of the event happening. 】

[[Voice of Ten Thousand Lai] (Passive)

——From SR Illustration [Disaster Warning]

*You can imitate any sound you have captured. 】

[Charm of language (passive)

*Your words will automatically receive certain deceptive bonuses when needed. 】



[Heroic humor (active)

——Hehehehe.

*Trigger [Instant Performance] once. If the [Immediate Performance] judgment is successful, you can choose to continue triggering until it fails or reaches the upper limit of the ability to change the painting.

*The [instant performance] effect caused by this ability cannot truly affect reality.

*When you take the initiative to speak the [Release Language], all [Immediate Performance] triggered by this ability will be released.

Set release language: Currently - "It's just a joke." 】



[The Killing Joke (Active)

——So...this is no joke.

*When you use [Erotic Humor], successfully trigger [Instant Performance] three times in a row. Or when a single [instant performance] is successful and the cumulative number reaches five times, the active ability is activated.

*You can specify [instant performance] once to make it come true without exceeding the upper limit of the different painting capabilities. 】



【describe:

In the hands of the playwright, the entire universe is a trick.

Mr. Gao, start your performance——]

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