"It's hard to say this kind of thing."
Terumi Mei replied.
Even if she were born in the Kingdom of Water ahead of time, she would definitely encounter all kinds of strange things, and she might even become the target of Madara.
This way.
Whether she can survive until now is still a question.
Furthermore, even if you live until now.
Then she is much older than Bai Yu.
Terumi Mei originally felt that she was too old and seemed a bit out of place with the younger generation in the current ninja world.
If she were to get older, wouldn't it directly kill her?
At the Ninja Alliance Headquarters, Terumi Mei regained some respect for Tsunade's age, but this old senior, who possesses the secret technique of maintaining an ageless appearance, does not care much about age.
"You have to have confidence in yourself!"
Tsunade chuckled, and then walked into the alley with Terumi Mei, heading towards the nearby tavern they often went to.
Terumi Mei sighed helplessly: "How late will you drink tonight?"
She was reminding Tsunade from the side.
There are important things to deal with tomorrow.
They had to prepare for the commendation ceremony to welcome the return of the Chuunin army.
Tsunade waved her hand and said, "Let's drink until 12 o'clock in the evening!"
"Uh...sister, it's only 12:30 noon..."
Terumi Mei's mouth twitched.
Tsunade compromised: "Then 9 p.m.?"
She pretended to be helpless, and pleading appeared on her beautiful face, indicating that this was the maximum bargaining she could accept.
"6 o'clock in the evening!"
Terumi Mei shook her head and countered.
Under the leadership of Tsunade, a drunkard, she has now become addicted to alcohol, but she is just getting started, so she is relatively restrained and has not developed into a late-stage alcohol addiction like Tsunade.
"7pm!"
Tsunade's beautiful eyes widened and she continued to bargain.
This was the last line she could accept.
Today, she managed to finish the work at the Ninja Alliance Headquarters so early, so she wanted to take advantage of the next major work to relax and unwind. If she was still restricting herself, it would be better not to go to the tavern.
In the past, when Tsunade and Shizune were wandering around the ninja world, they would drink for a whole day, sometimes for half a month.
Compared with the life of those days when youth was squandered without any restrictions.
Look at now.
Tsunade wished that Konoha would have another Sixth Generation Hokage to take over her position as soon as possible, and she herself would retire as soon as possible and enjoy the rest of her life.
"From now on, drink until 7pm..."
Terumi Mei thought about it seriously, and then nodded slightly.
Although this length of time is beyond the scope of ordinary people drinking, it is nothing to a ninja who possesses chakra.
Tsunade and Jiraiya drink, and they can drink from day to night.
"Hey, I heard that there are some new plays showing at the theater nearby. Let's go there and have a drink!" Tsunade was already looking forward to the rest of the good time today.
"Then our drinks..."
Terumi Mei said in surprise.
Tsunade chuckled and said, "Just ask the store to send someone to deliver it, and we'll book a VIP box!"
"All right……"
Terumi Mei grinned.
"Haha, I just happened to get paid yesterday. If I don't have fun, I'm really ashamed of all the hard work I've put in over the past few months!"
Tsunade's beautiful eyes were filled with happiness.
The ninja coalition was formed by the major ninja villages, and the expenses were naturally shared equally among the major ninja villages.
When Tsunade and others work, the Ninja Alliance must pay them a salary, otherwise whoever has nothing to do will work for you in vain.
Just yesterday.
It was also the Ninja Alliance that paid the wages.
Tsunade didn't have time to squander it yet.
Terumi Mei smiled and said, "I'll treat you this time!"
"How unbecoming is this? It's rare for me to be happy recently. I must invite you!" Tsunade said, looking at Terumi Mei next to her with widened beautiful eyes: "Why, you look down on me?"
"No...no...no." Terumi Mei grinned bitterly and said, "Okay, then I'll treat you!"
"This is so ridiculous!"
Tsunade chuckled.
Shizune, who was following the two of them, looked at her master and couldn't help but shake her head.
The adults in her family have such a bad habit of being generous when going out. As long as they look at it correctly, they won't care about treating guests to drinks.
My lord is known as the wild fat sheep outside. To a large extent, this is also the reason. Of course, the main reason is because she always loses every bet.
In the gambling house, my lord is the opponent that outsiders have to fight for. It doesn't matter what the game is, as long as she makes the first move and does the opposite.
As for card games.
There is no need to compare.
With Tsunade on the table, you can win for sure!
The dealer also likes this kind of guy, and the opponents like him even more.
Terumi Mei still wants to sell this face to Tsunade, after all, this is also her immediate boss.
The two chatted about the interesting things that happened around them recently, and continued walking forward.
during this time.
Bai Yu didn't come to see them again.
Tsunade discovered such a pattern.
As long as Bai Yu doesn't appear suddenly, nothing major will happen in the ninja world.
And once Bai Yu suddenly appears next to them, it means that something bad that they don't want to know must be happening, or has happened.
It seems like this.
Bai Yu has become synonymous with bad omen.
on the way.
Tsunade talked about this matter with Terumi Mei beside her, and Terumi Mei also said that she felt this way after hearing what Tsunade said.
Bai Yu, who was responsible for protecting the safety of the ninja world, became the target of ridicule from the two girls.
Bai Yu was also helpless.
But there’s not much to say about that.
Disaster is always one step ahead of him.
Occasionally he would be a step behind.
Tsunade first took Mei Terumi to the theater, opened a VIP viewing box, and then went to the pub next door to reserve a large wine list.
Terumi Mei spent her own money to buy some cooked food, snacks, fruits, and tea to sober up.
There are theaters in the ninja world.
There are also crews filming movies.
The VIP box is almost the same as the small movie theater in Bai Yu's previous life. It has a big screen, but the viewing area only has a large sofa that can seat seven or eight people.
everything's ready.
Tsunade, Terumi Mei, Shizune took their seats, eating and drinking, and even the little pig Dodo was enjoying the life at this moment.
The movie starts.
"Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty!!!"
Watching the actors' sonorous and powerful performances on the screen, listening to the powerful lines coming from the speakers.
Tsunade raised her eyebrows slightly and said in a deep voice, "This story is so familiar!"
Terumi Mei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This is a story written by Bai Yu."
Terumi Mei has basically read all the stories about Bai Yu that have been passed down in the ninja world. If there are any that she has not read, they must have been written by Bai Yu recently and have not yet been passed on to him.
"I see!"
Tsunade then watched with more enthusiasm, pouring tons of wine into her mouth.
For a moment, Tsunade was so satisfied that she clapped her hands repeatedly.
Sure enough, drinking while watching movies and TV series was more enjoyable than sitting in a pub drinking with Mei Terumi before.
Of course, she also has to thank Bai Yu for providing her with this kind of drinking experience while taking film and television works as food and drinks.
way of drinking.
Those bloody dramas produced in the ninja world in the past are completely incomparable to new and exciting dramas like Bai Yu!
In this atmosphere of cheers from peers.
Terumi Mei, who was originally dignified, was also infected. She let go of her arrogance and started drinking heavily to dispel her fatigue and exhaustion.
…
…
Above the moon.
Otsutsuki Toneri almost went crazy, he was just about to take a nap.
suddenly.
The violent vibrations that had happened before were transmitted crazily on the moon's surface again.
Shiren originally thought that this would be a one-time major earthquake, but he miscalculated Bai Yu's method of transporting those island jellyfish.
Previously, Bai Yu was worried that if he teleported those island jellyfish to the moon, the moon would not be able to withstand the terrifying mass impact of such creatures.
Therefore, when he used Mahakala, he used the method of delay.
In other words, this batch of more than a thousand island jellyfish will be sent to the moon in batches.
This is what happened.
Toneri was about to take a nap when he was suddenly awakened by the vibration coming from under the moon's surface. He then thought that the vibration would pass soon.
But these more than a thousand island jellyfish would only be transported by Mahakala from the gate of the void every once in a while, which made Shiren almost suffer from a nervous breakdown under this kind of relief that was comparable to Bai Yu's construction site in his previous life.
Since Sheren was sealed in the center of the moon by Bai Yu last time.
He has a special liking for health preservation.
Of course, there is no concept of health maintenance in the ninja world, but since then, Toneri has also begun to cultivate his own inner state of mind.
But this guy Bai Yu seems to want to go against him. If he wants to be quiet, the other party will make such noise on the moon.
"If I hadn't, I couldn't beat you!"
Toneri heard the terrifying impact sound in his ears, which was like the explosion of a tailed beast jade, and the violent thundering of the ground under his feet, and he became extremely agitated for a moment.
He would rather leave the moon.
only……
He had just tried it. Even if he went to the ancestral temple altar of the nearby meteorite, he could still hear the terrifying noise coming from the moon.
"Damn it!"
Shiren was so angry that he took off again and left. He didn't know how long this kind of movement would last.
You can only go to a nearby planet to take refuge first.
Although other planets in the solar system are a little further away from the moon, people can look for larger meteorites in the meteorite group and hide them.
…
After noon, Nagato, Xiaonan, Ada and Dimon got ready from their respective rooms and came to the hall.
Bai Yu was already sitting at the desk, waiting for everyone to arrive.
During his rest period, he had been observing the situation in his white mist space and modifying the topography and landforms of the new blank areas in the white mist space.
If you do these things in your spare time, you can use your time.
Bai Yu saw that everyone was ready to set off.
He looked up and out the window.
For a moment, Nagato, Dimon, Ada, and Konan all vaguely heard bursts of dull bombardment coming from the sky.
"What happened?"
Nagato opened the machine chair, came to the window, stuck his head out, looked around, and finally set his sights on the sky, in the direction of the moon.
However, it was daytime or afternoon at this time, and due to sunlight problems, the moon was completely invisible.
Bai Yu couldn't laugh or cry and said, "It's not a big deal."
Ada covered her mouth and explained with a smile: "He placed all those island jellyfish in the underground area of the moon."
Because the moon is a certain distance from the earth, it takes time for sound to propagate, so there is a certain delay between the two.
Of course, this delay is not high.
They only heard the movement on the moon now, mainly because Bai Yu took the initiative to delay Mahakala's transmission time.
between.
"That's right, but Ada, what are you laughing at?" Xiaonan nodded. She had already heard yesterday that Bai Yu wanted to capture those island jellyfish to use as fighting force.
Xiaonan understood Bai Yu's placement of island jellyfish on the moon, but he didn't understand why Ada laughed.
Nagato and Dimon immediately looked at Ada.
Ada smiled even more happily at this time. She glanced at Bai Yu and saw that the latter was silent. She immediately explained:
"You should know that there is an Otsutsuki living on the moon. Bai Yu's operation just made the Otsutsuki who wanted to take a rest leave the moon in embarrassment. Hahaha, it seems that Otsutsuki can't bear it either. Stop this noise attack."
Dimeng shook his head helplessly and said: "As long as it is a creature with ears, who can withstand such a terrifying shock wave?"
Nagato and Konan immediately sighed and lowered their heads.
Only then did I remember.
On the moon, there lived an Otsutsuki boy whose blood was not very pure and had been dealt with by Bai Yu before.
can only say……
If you offend Bai Yu, you don't know when you will have to endure this unexpected torture.
"Ahem..." Bai Yu rolled his eyes at Ada, then opened the dark red space door behind everyone, and said in a deep voice: "Let's go, without further ado, we will leave now, we can catch up later. Come back for dinner."
Several people walked into the space door one after another.
Disappeared into the hall.
On this day, ordinary people in the ninja world looked up at the strange movements happening in the sky.
Ordinary people are completely confused.
The top leaders of the major ninja villages are more anxious than the last, fearing that the world will suddenly change, and then the future that Bai Yu talked about will come to the ninja world.
Before the noise from the moon subsided, people in the ninja world were panicking.
The senior officials of the major Ninja Villages asked about the Uchiha Ninja Village. Shisui in the Uchiha Ninja Village also felt puzzled, so he contacted Bai Yu.
Near the headquarters of the Ninja Alliance, Tsunade and others were drinking and watching a movie, but their good time was interrupted by ANBU who suddenly broke into the VIP room.
"What? There is a very rhythmic and rhythmic roar of shock waves coming from the sky?"
Tsunade looked at the ANBU half-kneeling in front of her and said in a deep voice.
"There's a shock wave coming from the sky?"
Terumi Mei stood up slightly and shook her head, thinking she was drunk.
Tsunade stood up quickly, paused the drama playing on the screen, and quickly walked out of the theater door with Mei Terumi and Shizune.
At this moment, the streets were full of pedestrians, and without exception, everyone raised their heads and looked toward the moon.
Boom——Boom——Boom——
"Hey...I didn't drink much, why are you hallucinating now?"
Tsunade listened to the huge roar in her ears, and her heart seemed to be touched by this shocking roar.
Terumi Mei felt the slight trembling resonance coming from her chest, and immediately woke up. She stared at the blue sky where she could see nothing, and said in a deep voice: "No, this is really a shock wave!"
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