"Okay! Crazy Shark successfully crossed the finish line, with a final score of 1 minute and 20 seconds! A very good result! It's a good start for us!"
As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, he saw that the big shark sculpture had stopped among the flying grass clippings.
Since the cars in the Soap Box Race do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, contestants often need to stop the cars by hitting haystacks.
The camera zooms in, and now we look at this big shark sculpture.
The shark's front face had already been flattened in, and its two wings had already flown away during the previous bumps.
The two somatosensory cabins were completely "fallen apart" at this moment, with only the somatosensory cabin covers still hanging around their necks.
Both looked very excited.
"What a wonderful performance! Come and interview the two of us!"
The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, came forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the somatosensory cabin:
"As the first team in the world to appear, we finished the game at the beginning and won a good start. Do you two have any thoughts?"
After that, the microphone was handed over to the big brother of the somatosensory cabin. The big brother took the microphone and looked very excited:
"Thank you all so much for your support and it's great to be able to participate in and complete this unique competition,"
"Then I would like to thank our Mr. Yan for his trust and support,"
“He had full control over the design of this vehicle!”
And with the voice and gestures of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched!
A close-up of Yan Sheng's expression full of surprise and surprise appeared on the big screen and in the live broadcast of every audience!
After being stunned for two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amidst the applause and nodding of Gu Sheng beside him, smiled an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.
The audience laughed like crazy——
'Hahahahahahaha, it was actually designed by the boss of Yiyu himself'
'It feels like Mr. Yan's teeth are about to be broken'
'The old thief next to me has such a mean expression, hahahahaha...'
'Where on earth did Yiyou find these two sexy girls, hahahahaha...'
'Brothers in the somatosensory cabin will be fired tomorrow because of Left Foot Advanced Company'
'Although the brothers in the somatosensory cabin said thank you, I always felt that they didn't want to take the blame for the shark.'
'Somatosensory cabin: Even if I am kicked out, I will still shout loudly in a decaying voice - the big shark sculpture was designed by our boss! ! ! '
'I'm laughing...'
'...'
A good start!
The appearance of the shark eagle and the abstract post-match interview directly cue the boss, directly pushing this event to a hilarious climax.
However.
Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Eagle was already an abstract expression at the peak level of this game!
More weird abstract cars and hilarious scenes will appear in turn!
There is a [self-destructing truck]——
The huge polar bear rises slowly in the lift.
The whole place was in an uproar!
This polar bear is made of renewable foam and is lifelike. It has a golden bull logo printed on the back. It is extremely well-made. It sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheel frame and is towed by the main control car in front. .
The audience exclaimed!
There is no doubt that the car that follows Yiyu belongs to Xundo.
But compared with Yiyu's big shark car, Xunteng's car is obviously more sophisticated and more handsome!
However.
Just as the audience was marveling at the handsomeness of the Xunteng car!
The next second, behind the polar bear, two riders stepped out and came to the car, making swag moves!
I saw the two pilots, one black and one white, with two instructions clearly written on their clothes——
One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.
'? ? ? '
In an instant, the screen was filled with question marks!
'No more acting, right? '
'God fucking copy and paste! '
'Traditional arts, right? '
'ah? ? ? '
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you guys are so big...'
'Is this something that can be said? '
'It's so abstract, it's so damn abstract...'
'Damn, the little polar bear is quite playful, I love it'
'I feel like the little polar bear has become much cuter since being beaten up by Mr. Ou.'
'Come on! Destroy the truck! '
'Hahahahaha...'
'...'
There is [Pharaoh moving his tomb]——
Ept, one of the suppliers of raw materials for Bull Beverage from Egypt, is unique and integrates the pyramid elements of its country with the car.
When a four-sided pyramid slowly appeared from the lifting platform, the entire audience burst into cheers!
"Oh my god, it's actually a pyramid!"
“This is so creative!”
“I feel like every participating car is full of creativity, it’s like a large-scale gathering of ideas!”
"But the question is, how should we drive this car?"
"That's right, this perfectly connected vertebral body doesn't look like it has a driving position..."
However!
Just as the audience was talking about it.
Just listen to a click, in full view of everyone, under the spotlight.
A gap appeared at the tip of the pyramid.
Immediately afterwards, a pilot with a Pharaoh mask on his face grew like bamboo shoots after the rain in the pyramid.
Hula——
And as the pyramid car suddenly shot out from the big downhill slope, it was accompanied by a handsome and unexpected tail flick.
The whole place was excited!
'Grass! Get up! Saw the pyramids drifting! '
'Hahahahaha my mother told me to get out and laugh...'
'It's too abstract. I didn't expect the manufacturers on the Bulls side to be so talented.'
'You can live without your job by participating in this event, but you can't live without your job'
'Holy shit, hide it now, I don't dare let Britain see this technology, otherwise the Egyptian pyramids will be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow'
'Britain: Got it! Come to work at the museum tomorrow! '
'Admit! Admit directly! '
'"Pharaoh Moving Tomb"'
'Please don't make me laugh, shit, I already have a stomachache'
'I can't stop laughing, I really can't stop laughing...'
'...'
There is [Third Sister getting on the bus]——
"Okay, we saw that the monkey-drawn cart of the CSTG representative team passed the first ramp smoothly. Although there was a slight bump, the speed did not slow down and it was rock solid!"
Amidst the sound of speeding, accompanied by Colonel Guan's explanation, Ayin firmly held the steering wheel and sat firmly in the four-wheeled car. On both sides, there were lifelike little monkeys drawn by Yiyi and Nana using discarded cardboard.
Behind him, in the car connected by simple iron chains, his cousin was sitting in it, wearing a helmet and holding the handle tightly with both hands.
Swish——! ! !
"With the splash! We see the monkey pull the car perfectly across the pool again!"
"Although the speed has slowed down slightly, it is already the player with the shortest time in the entire competition!"
"If they maintain this speed, they will surpass the Crazy Shark and rank first in the field!"
Having said this, Colonel General Guan excitedly raised his arms and shouted:
"The last continuous curve is ahead! The opportunity to set a record is right in front of us!"
"Come on! Monkey pulls the cart! You can definitely do it!"
However!
The voice of the senior colonel has not even fallen yet!
As A Yin and his cousin entered the corner, under the speed inertia of up to 30KM/H, A Yin suddenly swerved in order to avoid the haystack in front!
Immediately afterwards, a bang was heard!
Under the action of strong inertia, the iron chain broke instantly.
Then the cousin screamed: "Hey, hey, hey - I'm so stupid!!!"
Bang!
Hay splash.
My cousin overturned the car in an instant and plunged directly into the haystack!
A Yin in front also realized that the tail was off behind, and quickly looked back:
"Hey? Hey! Oh shit, I lost my car! Cousin! Cousin, are you okay? Hahahaha...!"
Of course my cousin is fine. After all, you need to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, and the outer cushioning hay is solid and soft.
only……
"Hey! Damn it, you held it in and left! Damn it! I haven't even gotten in the car yet!"
Cousin with tufts of hay running around the track chasing the car.
"I can't stop! Run faster! Run faster! Come on, cousin!"
Ayin in front looked back at him and laughed.
The scene was once out of control, and the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was not fully displayed, and there was a serious lag——
'Third sister - get in the car quickly -! '
'Pfft hahahahahaha...'
'Third sister, are you so naive that you didn't come up -! '
'How annoying you say hahahahaha'
'My cousin has a short neck to begin with, and wearing protective gear makes it even worse.'
'I'm going to burst out laughing'
'This year I'll just point to this clip and have fun. I'll be happy until New Year's Day next year.'
'Hahahahaha...'
'The management of the university is indispensable'
'"come on! The monkey pulls the cart! 》'
'"You can definitely do it!" 》'
'I really take the instant poisonous milk'
'It's so funny, I...'
'Ha ha ha ha……'
'...'
There is also a top-notch scene like [Protecting the Pilot]——
"No? Are we also participating? I didn't arrange for anyone to participate?!"
On the viewing platform, Gu Sheng looked at the BT7274 cockpit-shaped car that appeared on the steep slope as the lift platform appeared.
Look again at the pilot wearing a Pilot costume and a Pilot helmet, messy in the wind.
Gan.
Why did I see my own head while watching the fun?
"Of course that's what I arranged!"
Beside her, Shen Miaomiao giggled proudly, with a cunning light flashing in her big eyes.
Gu Sheng was speechless and choked, and a bad premonition slowly rose in his heart.
Not surprisingly.
As the finale, BT7274 and Cooper Pilot immediately caused a sensation among the global audience!
"BT starts!"
As the narrator doll shouted excitedly:
"BT7274, the main character in one of the representative works of Golden Wind, "Titanfall", and its pilot Cooper, rushed off the track! A very solid start!"
rumble--
The steady body crosses slopes, leaps over jumping platforms, and passes through puddles.
It can be seen that the weight of this car should have reached the limit required for competition.
The low-lying body itself is almost touching the ground, and coupled with the outer shell made of hard plastic panels, the vehicle drives very smoothly.
but.
It is precisely because of the heavy weight of this car that its speed is far slower than other small cars.
You know, soapbox cars have no power.
The reduction in speed means that the vehicle's power is exhausted.
as expected.
Just after BT crossed the puddle, entered the corner, and barely made two turns.
Lulu——dong——
"BT leaned on the haystack and stopped. It was obviously out of power."
The doll's voice sounded:
"But fortunately, the finish line is coming soon. Pilot can push BT across the finish line...wait? What is he doing?!"
With the doll's scream.
The pilot opened the cockpit door and stepped out of the car.
However, he did not rush to push the cart, but took off a mini blower from his waist.
Then he took out a big balloon from his arms.
Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.
laugh--
The aqua blue balloon inflated instantly.
The driver who plays the role of pilot also puts it on his seat.
then.
Turn the car around, aim at the finish line, and push hard!
Whoosh!
The BT carrying the big balloon flew upside down!
The driver, who was playing the role of pilot, fell to his knees in pain and reluctantly extended his hand to the departing BT car!
Grass--! ! !
Gu Sheng immediately understood what this guy was doing!
The voice engraved in DNA instantly sounded in my mind——
[BT: Agreement Three, Protect the Pilot]
[Cubo: B——T——! ! ! 】
Gululu——
As the BT car crossed the finish line.
The large aqua blue balloon that had been inflated also burst!
Bang! ! !
As the ribbons fluttered, the global audience exploded on the spot——
'Gan——! ! ! '
'Too abstract! I can not stand it any more! '
'Hahahahaha I'll fuck you! '
'I knew what he was going to do when I saw him taking out the balloon! '
'The Holy Ark, right? ! Agreement three, right? ! Protect the Pilot, right? ! '
'Hahahahahahaha, look, the old thief has already covered his face...'
'I was so fucking laughing that I made the old thief speechless, hahahahaha...'
'The old thief sat up from the bed in the middle of the night: Isn't he sick? ? ? '
'Too abstract...'
'Special skill! I would like to call it the best in this game! ! ! '
'No, who is this? This cosplay is so exciting! '
'And it seems that even the old thief doesn't know about it! '
'I'm coming! Post-match interview is here! '
'...'
With the audience's curiosity and heated discussion!
On the big screen, host Joe met this unique pilot:
"A unique form of challenge! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the excitement during our live broadcast, we can see that you are the best creative today!"
The pilot's voice came out from the helmet, his laughter sounding muffled:
"Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you all."
"So we just noticed that you are competing as a GW driver, but GW's president and chief director Sam doesn't seem to know?"
With Joe's voice, the screen rotates.
A close-up of Gu Sheng was shown on the big screen at the scene.
Gu Sheng shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, making a completely unexpected look, confirming Joe's question——
He really didn't know who the driver was.
He didn't even know that their Golden Wind driver actually signed up to compete.
He also created such a shocking scene where the old sword is brought up again!
Seeing this, Joe laughed loudly:
"So this mysterious driver, can you reveal your true face to us now?"
Hear this!
The audience held their breath, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room also opened their mouths in curiosity.
Who is this person? Why did Golden Wind compete without even knowing about it? And why are you so familiar with the classic plot of Titanfall?
In the spotlight!
The mysterious driver nodded: "Of course."
then.
I saw him slowly bending down and leaning down...
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PS: Twelve o'clock in the next chapter
PS: Updates will resume tomorrow until the 29th
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