'Shit! The prostitute teacher is awesome! '
'It's so cool, more than a thousand people entered it in such a short time'
'You call this a free game? '
'Hahahahaha, the money I spent in these five minutes is enough to buy six TTFs'
'Actually, most players don't use this kind of krypton. They buy a pass for 38 and play slowly. It's completely fun.'
'Who are you scolding? Is Brother Zhan Long the one who beats me slowly? '
'The main thing is a wild consumption, you can't wait for a second! '
'Let him drive! Let him drive! Let him drive! '
'...'
The audience all knows the strength of the prostitute teacher, a pure local tyrant krypton gold player.
So at this time, the live broadcast room was abuzz with excitement, and everyone was talking about the prostitute teacher's awesomeness while waiting for the unboxing session.
100 boxes were purchased quickly.
Click!
Select [Open Combination Pack], the screen flashed, and the prostitute teacher found himself in a huge abandoned factory.
The scene in front of me was so familiar. After thinking for a while, Teacher Prostitute recognized it:
"Oh - isn't this the Spider-Exploding Level of TTF [Blood and Rust]!"
This hell level was still fresh in his memory.
At that time, I didn’t know how many times I had been killed here.
Now, when I revisit my old place, I actually miss it quite a bit.
The words have not yet been spoken!
Buzz——
Just heard a buzzing sound.
The prostitute teacher turned around and saw a small drone flying over carrying an explosive spider.
Slightly different from the explosive spiders in TTF, the small explosive spiders in APEX have a vertebral head with a total of three sides and do not seem to have an offensive type.
With a click, the little explosive spider landed in front of the prostitute teacher, and then its head began to rotate.
Immediately afterwards, three rays of light, two white and one blue, burst out from its three heads!
Woohoo——
Zhi! Zhi! Zhi!
boom! boom! boom!
Three holographic projection devices fell in front of the prostitute teacher, showing different rewards.
They are two ordinary-level clothes and a camouflage gun skin.
"Oh - holy shit! Unboxing it is so fun!"
The prostitute teacher, who had never seen such an exquisite unboxing form, was so shocked that he was not disturbed by the first wave of blue sky and white clouds.
And the water friends also exclaimed softly——
'It's so exquisitely done! '
'I was shocked. Xiao Huang actually made a map just for unboxing. He really made me cry to death.'
'The main thing is to feel at home'
'Isn't this much better than the perfunctory attitude of some games? '
'Xun Teng: Do you want me? '
'@Xunteng Games, come here and see what a lottery is, don't cheat your money with that flash web page turntable, damn it! '
'6666666'
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'
'The simplest bad mouth, the most extreme enjoyment'
'He's a cruel person'
'And it seems that the probability of shipment is pretty good. There are only about 40 boxes, and there are already two golden legends.'
'It's even a double yolk egg, I cried to death'
'Don't be envious, maybe you got it with the luck of having a family heirloom'
'hiss……'
Following the discussion among water friends!
The prostitute teacher's boxes were also reduced one by one. As he spoke, only the last box was left:
"Ya'er, there are no top-quality goods. The last box is left. Brothers, please wait a moment for me to do something!"
Say this!
I saw the prostitute teacher crossing his hands, making blind gestures, and at the same time muttering something:
"Heaven and earth are pure and pure! Whoosh! The Tao is impermanent! Heaven and earth are infinite! Whoosh!"
"Qiankun borrows the magic! Yuanyang enters the body! It is non-toxic and inviolable! The magical power of alms-giving!"
"All gods and gods obey my orders!"
The funny actions combined with the incomprehensible spells made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh out loud.
Even Gu Sheng, who was watching the movie on the sofa, couldn't help laughing and said with a smile: "It has begun to develop in the direction of metaphysics, as if this can be used to spread the family..."
The words have not yet been spoken!
"open!!!"
With the sound of the prostitute teacher!
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
Suddenly!
Three red rays of light suddenly burst out from the explosive spider's body!
Gu Sheng was dumbfounded on the spot!
"Hey——! Hey——!! Hey——!!!"
Shen Miaomiao shouted louder than Teacher Lao in the live broadcast room, and even bounced on the sofa!
Gu Sheng was so frightened that he almost threw the Coke away.
"Didn't you just say you were tired?"
Gu Sheng was holding a Coke with a horrified look on his face:
"Did Power Boy give you a shot?"
"no no!"
Shen Miaomiao stood on the sofa and pointed at the big screen excitedly:
"It's out! It's out!"
Hahaha! ! !
Shen Miaomiao put her hands on her hips and laughed.
What is the 0.2% probability that only 500 boxes can be shipped!
Didn’t this come out in just 100 boxes?
Very nice!
Five hundred yuan, stop it right here, stop your sinful money-making behavior!
marvelous!
I thought I was going to suffer heavy losses tonight, but the result was nothing more than that!
If you think about it this way...
However!
Before Shen Miaomiao's laughter could subside, Gu Sheng shrugged ambiguously and interrupted: "But... Teacher Piao's knife is not a butterfly knife..."
"Hahahaha...ah?"
Shen Miaomiao's laughter froze in the air.
Looking at the big screen of the live broadcast, I saw that at this moment, a recurve scimitar with a barb, a blade like flowing magma, and a faint steaming twisting heat wave was spinning in front of Teacher Piao.
This is Bangalore’s exclusive heirloom, and on the left and right sides of the heirloom are the matching opening voices and exclusive actions.
"Yeah - I'm a bit lucky, brothers. The last box contains a family heirloom, but it's a pity that it's the legendary smoke bomb."
As he spoke, Teacher Hua reached for the scimitar.
With a clatter, the scimitar changed from a holographic projection to a physical form the moment it came into contact with Teacher Lao's hand.
Tsk-tsk! ! !
Draw the sword out of its sheath!
The sharp golden sound is so sweet.
He casually picked up a beautiful knife flower, and the sound of the fiery blade cutting through the air was heard.
Holding the knife in his hand, Mr. Hua could even feel the scorching heat coming from the edge of the blade.
He slashed out with a sword, and the air was distorted by the blade.
"Mist grass——"
Teacher Huo exclaimed:
"This family heirloom is so handsome, and the texture is simply amazing!"
The live broadcast room also agreed——
'The effect of this searing blade is great! '
'After all, it is heirloom quality'
'Each one is so exquisite. Damn it, why did I suddenly hear my wallet crying? '
'broken! My phone flew up and scanned the code! '
'Hahahahahahaha that's outrageous...'
'But having said that, it's very profitable to buy the first heirloom, Yanmei. I think Yanmei is the most suitable for novices. It can run, fight, and bomb with smoke bombs and missiles.'
'Not a loss! This wave is not a loss! What a handsome bunch! '
'No loss, no loss! Absolutely no loss! '
'made money……'
Seeing the barrages passing by, Shen Miaomiao gritted her teeth!
What are you talking about! What words is this!
Terrifying whale!
The barrage is simply like a group of booing terrifying whales!
Aren't you just watching the excitement and deceiving other anchors to spend money without taking it too seriously?
That’s almost it!
It only took twenty minutes, and with the pass and box, more than a thousand people got in!
If this continues, when will he be the boss?
However!
Before the wails of indignation in her heart could subside!
Just listen to Teacher Lao's voice in the live broadcast room:
"Indeed! It's not a loss! Come again! This time I'll make 500!"
Gudong!
Shen Miaomiao seemed to have had her brain stem removed and collapsed directly on the sofa.
Gu Sheng:?
"you……?"
Gu Sheng pointed to his head, indicating whether little Nezha had any unspeakable secrets in this regard.
"I'm just tired again!"
Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, pulled up her air-conditioning quilt angrily, slapped it on the armrest of the sofa with a sound, and continued to act like a salted fish.
Ding! payment successful!
2,500 Dayang recharge arrived, and 500 boxes arrived!
Shen Miaomiao felt that her heart was bleeding! ! !
2500x80%x11
The rebate pool lost another 22,000 yuan!
Shen Miaomiao couldn't help clenching her fists and lying on the armrest of the sofa secretly thinking about her luck!
"What are you doing?"
Gu Sheng couldn't help but wonder when he saw little Nezha working hard:
"The anchor is opening the box there, why are you following it, and it didn't cost you any money?"
"You know a hammer!"
Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, thinking that she didn't spend my money, but he kept deducting money from my rebate pool:
"I have a kind heart and cannot bear to see the players disappointed. Is there something wrong with me cheering for the anchor?!"
"No problem, no problem,"
Seeing that little Nezha was speaking his native dialect, Gu Sheng quickly raised his hands in surrender:
"You're really weird. Most people want to lose everything when they watch an anchor unboxing, but you actually expect the anchor to succeed."
"Because I'm kind-hearted!"
Shen Miaomiao snorted:
"You have a dark heart!"
"Fine, I'm dark,"
Gu Sheng made the same gesture of raising his hands and shrugging his shoulders as a native of the motherland, and then continued to lean back on the sofa:
"Then I'll get on with the fun."
The fun soon began.
Maybe it's because the first heirloom was too easy to open.
In the next 500 boxes, Teacher Lao never opened another heirloom!
Amid the cry of "The next box must come out", Teacher Huo chased another 500 boxes.
As a result, the heirloom came out, but it was crooked again. It was the wet nurse's electric baton!
"Oh my god..."
After two consecutive twists, Teacher Piao couldn't help but snorted angrily, a little unable to hold himself tight:
"Come again! Come on! Damn it, I don't believe in this evil today!"
Talk!
I saw Teacher Lao wave his hand!
Perhaps because he disliked the slowness of opening the boxes one by one, this time, an unmanned transport plane flew directly over from the factory!
Click click click...
A total of ten little explosive spider boxes jumped off the transport plane and neatly formed a circle around Mr. Lao!
"open!"
Bang bang bang bang bang...! ! !
Spectacular!
Ten explosive spiders exploded together, and the reward was like a goddess scattering flowers, flying into the air and falling to the ground!
A blue sky and white clouds!
“Hey, there’s no stock, please open again!”
Bang bang bang bang bang...! ! !
Ten more explosive spiders exploded, and rewards once again filled the factory. Venus occasionally flickered, but it was still not what Teacher Lao wanted!
"Hey, it's not in stock yet, come again!"
Bang bang bang bang bang...! ! !
"Open it! Open it! Open it!"
Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... bang bang bang...! ! !
All of a sudden!
In Teacher Lao's live broadcast room, the explosion of the explosive spider box continued one after another!
Round after round, piece after piece!
Water friends are all excited!
'Shit! ! ! So spectacular! ! ! '
'Ten draws in a row is really cool! '
'How awesome! '
'As expected of Teacher Hua, I really appreciate it! '
'I suggest Xiao Huang create a 100-draw mode for Teacher Lao alone'
'It's too exaggerated, but the visual effect is really impressive'
'But I feel like Mr. Piao is going to be red...'
good!
Another 499 boxes with no heirlooms in a row!
Teacher Hua is getting more and more excited!
A big wave of your hand! payment successful!
Go on!
As we all know!
People cannot go up.
Because once it is overtaken, the originally stable mental state will quickly collapse.
And now, this is the situation for Mr. Bo!
The family heirloom of the dynamic boy seemed to be hiding from him on purpose, calling for it but never coming out!
Teacher Hua's blood pressure soared, and his mentality gradually changed from calm and calm at the beginning to confusion!
Even later, it no longer mattered to Teacher Hua whether he really liked the butterfly knife or not!
This is a battle of dignity, full of enthusiasm and abyss of wild gambling! ! !
"Hey! Not again! Come again, come again..."
"Ya'er, yo red! Alas, my grass is a robot's glove..."
"You really won't come, right? I don't believe you won't come! Damn it, 1,000 more boxes!"
"Holy shit, I can't believe it. Is this thing so hard to smoke?"
"Zilima's snakeskin club and hammer! Open it! Open it! Open it! Open it! I'll blanch it! blanch it! blanch it!"
"Fuck! Come on! Krypton! I won't do it until I draw the butterfly knife today!"
"I don't believe it. Damn it, you're going to pierce me today. You have to use a butterfly knife!"
“Another 1,000 boxes and I’ll fill them up!!!”
"Ahhhhh..."
Buy 800 boxes from 500 boxes, buy 5000 boxes from 1000 boxes!
The number of boxes has increased like crazy!
From a few hundred krypton to thousands of krypton, from a thousand to tens of thousands of krypton!
The money invested has doubled exponentially!
From Lastimosa to Gu Sheng, from Nanhai Guanyin to Jesus Christ!
Teacher Hua's belief becomes more and more confusing!
From the Tao Te Ching to the Diamond Sutra, from the Great Compassion Mantra to Good Luck!
The BGM in the live broadcast room comes and goes!
Bang bang bang! ZoomZoomZoom!
The various rewards flying in the sky are the blooming of money and a grand event of banknotes!
The red rays of light that burst out one after another are the strongest adrenaline and the most powerful poison!
From Bloodhound's Raven's Bite Tomahawk to Vision's Oscar-winning statuette.
From Gibraltar's flaming war club to Valkyrie's Valkyrie spear.
And all kinds of heirlooms appear in turn, allowing water lovers to feast their eyes!
one! two! Three!
Five! Seven! nine!
Starting at 8:30 pm and going until 12:30 am!
finally!
With the opening of the 7892nd box, this gambling spree has finally come to an end! ! !
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
The moment the red light flashed and the butterfly knife appeared!
Teacher Hua couldn't help it on the spot and burst out crying, as happy as a child weighing more than 300 pounds!
Nearly eight thousand boxes! Four hours of live broadcast! A blast of nearly 40,000 yuan!
This is a family heirloom worth 400,000 tokens!
The appearance of Power Boy's Butterfly Knife also fills in the last piece of the puzzle among all his APEX skin accessories!
this moment!
Avatars, taunts, clothing, gun skins, exhaust, pendants, flags, actions, heirlooms...
He already has all the rewards that can be obtained in APEX!
Krypton wears it!
The live broadcast room exploded instantly!
crazy! crazy!
Teacher Hua is going crazy! Water friends are going crazy! Gu Sheng laughed like crazy!
Shen Miaomiao is really crazy! ! !
(End of chapter)
