"Li Zixuan, are you sure you want to go to the Lotus Sect to practice immortality?" Ergouzi asked with an incredulous look on his face.
"Well, this is my only way out. As long as I have a choice, I will never embark on a confusing and unknown road."
Li Zixuan looked into the distance and his heart was filled with despair.
Er Gouzi said with disdain on his face: "Isn't it just that you were asked to marry me? My little sister who is so shy is not worthy of you anymore?"
Li Zixuan saw Er Gouzi's sister Li Diaochan running toward him from a distance, and couldn't help but shudder.
A fat woman with a fat head, big ears, and an extremely plump body. She can make the earth shake with every step she takes. She can kill a cow with one push on her butt.
I don’t understand why my mother insists on getting the two of them married. Is it because she covets the rich family fortune of Li Diaochan’s family? "An old scalper?"
The key is that this Diao Chan is not that Diao Chan! This tonnage and this appearance are not as fresh and refined as her old scalpers.
Thinking of the scene of riding on Li Diaochan, Li Zixuan got goosebumps all over the place.
I would rather ride her old bull than go down on her.
"A real man should first achieve something successful, and then marry and have children. Tell your sister not to wait for me. The immortal life will be long in the future, and it is no longer possible for us. Let her find someone to marry."
Li Zixuan said with a serious face, not to mention how uncomfortable he felt.
After saying that, he ran away quickly.
Are you kidding me, marry her? Just kill me.
Li Diaochan looked at Li Zixuan running away and couldn't help but stamp her feet, causing the ground to shake.
When Er Gouzi saw his sister coming, he couldn't bear to persuade him:
"Don't be discouraged, little sister. When I catch up with that guy, I will definitely persuade him to come back. If it doesn't work, just treat him as dead and find another one." Ergouzi said and ran down the mountain quickly. Find Li Zixuan.
Li Zixuan and Er Gouzi grew up naked together, and they knew what shit they were going to do when the other one stuck out their butts.
It’s okay if you don’t like my girl, but it won’t work to seek immortality on your own. Do you want to leave me and run away alone? nonexistent.
Li Zixuan was speechless when he saw Ergouzi, the dog-skin plaster, who was following him. But there is nothing I can do, who told this guy to defeat me?
Time flew by, and more than half a month passed in the blink of an eye. The two of them climbed over mountains and ridges and finally got closer to their destination.
"Er Gouzi, is the map you drew right? How come it's taken so long and we haven't arrived yet?" Li Zixuan asked with a suspicious look on his face.
At this time, the two of them had been walking around in the forest for a day.
"It should be right. I remember walking through a canyon and climbing two mountains to get there." Ergouzi said seriously.
As the only well-informed Ergouzi in the village, he only went to the Lotus Sect to remove excrement once with the old village chief when he was young.
Now, after many years, being able to draw this map from memory is truly a gift. After all, the journey is so far away that he could remember it clearly just by walking there as a child.
If Li Zixuan hadn't been exposed to the miraculous immortal cultivation sects Er Gouzi talked about since he was a child. How could Li Zixuan have the idea of practicing magic...
As night fell, the two made a fire in the forest.
It seems that they will spend the night here tonight. Although the two of them have been gone for half a month, there are always villages, and they can stay overnight wherever they go. It was the first time for the two of them to spend the night in the forest.
Although he was frightened, these setbacks could not defeat Li Zixuan's determination to seek immortality. I fell asleep dreaming about the scene in the future where I would eliminate the strong and support the weak, and have profound skills...
"Little friends, come and have fun." A charming female voice came, and Li Zixuan woke up most of the time.
Looking around and finding no one, Li Zixuan thought that thinking too much was just a dream. Seeing that the sleeping Ergouzi didn't seem strange, Li Zixuan continued to fall asleep.
Not long after, the same voice and the same tone came again. It made Li Zixuan feel that this might not be a dream.
"Er Gouzi, did you hear the sound?" Li Zixuan kicked Er Gouzi, who was still sleeping soundly.
This is not nonsense. Ergouzi, who sleeps like the second senior brother, can hear what sounds?
The sleepy Ergouzi was a little unhappy when he was woken up by Li Zixuan. The two of them grew up together, and this kind of prank happened often.
But seeing the nervous look on Li Zixuan's face, Er Gouzi felt that this guy didn't look like he was playing a prank.
Even if he has never experienced anything in the world, Li Zixuan understands that hearing these words in the middle of the night is definitely not a good sign when meeting someone.
Li Zixuan recounted the situation to Er Gouzi, which earned Er Gouzi a burst of ridicule.
"You guys want women. If you don't want a woman as capable as my sister, you have to establish a career first and then start a family. It's free."
Li Zixuan was speechless and thought to himself: "Your sister can do it, she can do it to me, but I can't do it to her."
Although joking was a joke, the two of them still carefully observed the surrounding developments. After all, in a strange place, it’s always good to be careful.
"Little friends, come and have fun"
The voice came again, and Li Zixuan broke into a cold sweat instantly. It seems that there is a real person and it is not a dream.
"Who is pretending?" Li Zixuan shouted in the direction from which the voice came. He believed in love luck, but he could also tell that this kind of luck in the wilderness would not befall him.
"You're sick, how can you make any noise?" Ergouzi, who looked like a fool, looked at Li Zixuan and said dissatisfiedly.
This made Li Zixuan even more scared. Could it be that he had encountered something unclean? Otherwise, why couldn't Ergouzi hear this sound?
Driven by curiosity, Li Zixuan plucked up the courage to look for the sound with Er Gouzi.
I came here to ask questions about immortals. If I was trapped by such a small setback, I might as well go back and hug Li Diaochan to sleep.
The two of them walked slowly. Suddenly, a cliff appeared in front of them, and the two of them came under the cliff.
The woman's voice echoed several times, each time with the same words, but Ergouzi didn't hear it once. Li Zixuan knew that the voice was getting closer and closer, and his heart rose to his throat.
"The sound came from inside the cliff." Li Zixuan said to Er Gouzi nervously.
Ergouzi looked at the rock in front of him. There was not even a gap. How could there be anyone inside? But I also had the courage to search on the rocks.
Although my good brother was often unreliable, he would not stay up late at night to trick me into exercising with him, so I didn't complain too much.
It's not that Li Zixuan and the others are very brave, but the voice seems to have magic power, guiding Li Zixuan to this place.
Li Zixuan groped on the thick rocks, wondering how there could be anyone inside such a hard rock, but he did not miss any traces.
Li Zixuan, who was carefully groping the rock wall, was suddenly sucked in by a strong suction force.
"Zixuan..." Ergouzi saw Li Zixuan being sucked and wanted to reach out to pull him out, but he disappeared instantly. Even Ergouzi, who was as bold as an ox, was frightened. He kept tapping the rock wall, looking for traps.
Strange to say, Li Zixuan, who was sucked into the mountain, looked at the cave in front of him. It was as bright as day, even though it was a pitch black night outside.
But now is not the time to think about this. Li Zixuan bravely shouted, "Who are you? Why are you sucking me?"
This level of questioning is considered to be excellent, but it is a pity that there is only his own echo in the empty cave, and there is no one else. Even the charming female voice that would ring every once in a while did not appear again for a long time.
"Are you kidding me? If you don't say anything, I'll leave." Li Zixuan, who was about to pee in fear, said strong words in a strong and calm manner.
For a while, there was nothing but the pounding of his own heartbeat.
Curiosity killed the cat. Even though Li Zixuan's legs were shaking a little, he still had the courage to walk into the cave. The cave is not big, but there is a bit of space above the head, so there is some echo.
Soon Li Zixuan reached the end and was attracted by two strange corpses in front of him. Dead people are not scary, let alone people who have been dead for a long time.
It's not surprising to say that it's strange, but the last thing these two corpses did before they were alive is a bit strange.
Although they were old enough to be adults and could not tell their looks, Li Zixuan could still tell at a glance that they were a man and a woman.
The two of them were naked, the man was lying on his back, and the woman was sitting on the man's waist, their bodies closely connected. The two of them had their fingers clasped together, probably performing some kind of indescribable ritual during their lifetime.
When things got here, Li Zixuan's heart was relieved.
It is estimated that the woman has another lover in the underworld, and the lower part has been occupied, and no one else can use it, so I asked myself to rescue it in the dream.
In line with the traditional concept of burial, Li Zixuan forcibly separated the two people and buried them separately with gravel.
One person was at the head of the bed and the other was at the end. I don’t know if they liked this or not and took away the jade pendants they placed on the stone bed.
It turns out that the light in the cave is the light from the jade pendant.
It’s not that he is greedy for money, what’s the point of having all this when the people are gone.
Li Zixuan casually hung the jade pendant around his neck and walked towards the entrance of the cave without thinking it was bad luck.
The moment the jade pendant was covered by clothes, the entire cave instantly became dark, and the jade pendant also lost its original brightness.
Li Zixuan, who had just reached the entrance of the cave, was knocked to the ground by Er Gouzi who lost his center of gravity.
The two hugged each other. It turned out that Er Gouzi had been looking for the mechanism at the entrance of the cave. The moment Li Zixuan's jade pendant lost its light, he bumped in due to excessive force.
Li Zixuan probably understood a little bit, after all, he had heard stories about the world of immortality since he was a child. Knowing that this is the so-called barrier, it seems that the other party is satisfied with what I did, so the barrier is invalid.
Li Zixuan was not angry at all when his good brother knocked him to the ground. Although they may have had a close encounter, no one would know if you didn't tell me and there was no need to publicize it everywhere. But you little bitch, your chirping is a bit too much.
A moment in the cave and a year in the forest...
It's not that exaggerated, it's just dawn.
The two went on their way again, and everything seemed to go smoothly. They both felt that what they encountered yesterday was a ghost beating a wall.
Mortals will be mortals and they don't know anything about spiritual power. You can't blame them.
Contrary to expectations, Li Zixuan and his wife came to the Lotus Sect, and the sect was indeed still recruiting people. But their qualifications are too mediocre, and their spiritual roots are also mixed spiritual roots, so they don't want them at all.
But he couldn't bear the two people's flattery and good words, so the deacon in charge of recruiting disciples had no choice but to make allowances and let the two stay. One person helps in the kitchen and the other person pours out the excrement water.
In Li Zixuan’s words, if you can’t become an immortal, you won’t go back. By this time, the news had probably spread in the village, and they knew that the two of them had come to cultivate themselves as immortals. It would be too shameful to go back.
"What are you eating here? It's so smelly. It turns out the fairy's poop smells worse than mine." Li Zixuan muttered while collecting the feces.
This Lotus Sect is not considered a large sect, with only a hundred or so people in total. The Lotus Sect is divided into Yunu Peak, Daze Mountain and a Hexiu Hall, with a total of three branches.
Li Zixuan is located at Jade Girl Peak. There are only female disciples in Jade Girl Peak, while the male disciples are practicing in Daze Mountain.
Jade Girl Peak, like Daze Mountain, is where some disciples who have just entered and those who have not established a foundation practice here. Therefore, without inedia, eating, drinking, and defecation are no different from ordinary people.
Only those who become inner disciples will have the opportunity to enter the Hexiu Hall. The Hall of Joint Cultivation is also a place for dual cultivation, which makes people yearn for it.
In fact, Li Zixuan is an exception. Male disciples are not allowed to enter Jade Girl Peak. But the deacon considered that he was not a serious disciple, and the woman did not want to do the errand of pouring excrement, so he had no choice but to aggrieve him.
Er Gouzi was assigned to help the cook in Daze Mountain, and the two were not together, which made Li Zixuan somewhat depressed.
