call out!
The flying arrows went straight to the pass.
Xiahou Dun had just finished pretending to be a big pussy and was feeling proud.
Suddenly, there was a feeling of sadness in the balls under the crotch——
"Oh my dear mother!!!!!!"
Xiahou Dun covered his crotch, crying in pain, and his entire facial expression was distorted.
It was so painful that I made an emoticon.
"Oh, I'm hit!"
Sun Yu beamed with joy. He had specially mastered his strength and must not kill Xiahou Dun with one arrow.
Let's see if you dare to show off to me.
"Okay! The Prime Minister is good at archery!"
When everyone saw Sun Yu hit the dragon's head with an arrow, they all cheered and gave Sun Yu a rainbow fart.
Sun Yu raised the corners of his mouth slightly and looked at Guan Xia leisurely. At the same time, he ordered the sergeant not to shoot arrows.
No one is allowed to hinder General Xiahou from showing off.
Don't you like to eat sashimi?
Aren’t you taking whatever supplements you eat?
I'll let you have a good time now.
"General Xiahou, are you okay?"
Liu Bei and others surrounded Xiahou Dun and asked with concern.
At the same time, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Xiahou Dun's crotch.
See if he wants to pull it out again.
Xiahou Dun's face turned pale and he wanted to cry but had no tears.
If the arrow hits somewhere else, Xiahou Dun will pull it out without hesitation.
But the place where the arrow hit was awkward. If he pulled it out——
That's really uprooting it.
The so-called "father's sperm and mother's blood cannot be discarded" is essentially a form of filial piety.
But the so-called filial piety——
There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest of which is to have no descendants.
Xiahou Dun was not afraid of pain, but how could his dignified husband become a eunuch at such a young age?
"General Xiahou, why don't I come and help you pull out the arrow?"
When Dian Wei saw that Xiahou Dun had not pulled out the arrow, he thought it was because of his inconvenient posture, so he took the initiative to ask for the tassel.
I'll pull your mother out! ! !
Xiahou Dun stood up, and in his excitement, he grabbed his balls again.
"Oh my dear mother~"
Xiahou Dun turned over again and said weakly:
"Excuse me, brothers, to bring me back to the camp."
"Xia Houyuanrang is grateful, grateful..."
Liu Bei nodded and comforted softly:
"Don't worry, General Xiahou, this is within my scope. It's just——"
Liu Bei glanced at Xiahou Dun's crotch, his brows furrowed into the character "Chuan".
"General Xiahou is seriously injured. I'm afraid he can't ride a horse. I don't know how we can bring you back?"
When everyone heard this, they all tightened their crotches.
If you think about it carefully, it is so refreshing to be hit by an arrow and still have to ride a horse.
Sun Yu actually gave them such a difficult problem, he really had evil intentions!
"Harm! What's so difficult about this?"
"General Xiahou, I will carry you back!"
Dian Wei patted his chest and recommended himself.
Liu Bei quickly agreed:
"Okay, okay, this strong man is very strong on his feet and doesn't ride a horse. He is suitable for carrying General Xiahou back."
"Thank you very much...fuck!"
As soon as Xiahou Dun said his words, Dian Wei directly carried him on his shoulders, and his feet were as fast as flying.
Run directly to the coalition camp.
"No matter how polite you are, we are all brothers who have carried guns together on the battlefield!"
"Let alone you, I can carry eight more!"
"Hey, General Xiahou, are you okay? Why don't you speak?"
Dian Wei noticed that Xiahou Dun on his shoulder suddenly became silent and turned to look.
"Fuck!"
"General Xiahou, what's wrong with you?"
Xiahou Dun's lips were twitching, foaming at the mouth, and he was unconscious.
It turned out that the road was bumpy, and the arrow under Xiahou Dun's crotch was pressed against Dian Wei's back, thrusting in and out repeatedly.
The pain forced him to faint.
No wonder I always feel like something is touching my butt along the way~
Dian Wei scratched his head, almost thinking that Xiahou Dun was as good as Long Yang.
But it frightened him.
Immediately, he hugged Xiahou Dun and ran back to the camp.
What a fuck, you know how to hug a princess, why didn’t you hug her earlier~
Xiahou Dun was so angry that he vomited blood and completely fainted.
[Ding dong, the host successfully intercepted Hu Xiahoudun for showing off, and killed General Xiahouyuan, and was rewarded with 400,000 dendrobium of grain and grass! 】
When the army moves, food and grass go first.
These 200,000 people spent a lot of food and drink every day. These 400,000 hu of grain and grass solved Sun Yu's urgent need.
"Come on, come back and have a banquet to celebrate!"
I didn't see Xiahou Dun eating there, but he was greedy for Sun Yu.
Immediately, he ordered the sergeant to light a fire to cook, and then go to the wine cellar to get some wine to celebrate everyone.
"I wonder what the Prime Minister would like to eat tonight?"
Hua Mulan asked from the side.
In the military, Hua Mulan was mainly responsible for Sun Yu's food and daily life, and also took care of the responsibility of guarding him.
Sun Yu was both the prime minister and the commander-in-chief of the three armies.
The food you eat must not be the same as ordinary soldiers.
At the same time, Sun Yu never treats himself badly, and strictly demands himself according to the emperor's standards every meal.
"Um……"
Sun Yu put his hand on his chin and pondered for a long time.
"Xiahoudun, this silly dog, I gave him a chance today and he failed~"
Sun Yu let out a long sigh of relief, "Since he won't eat, then I will!"
"Mulan, go and order the cook to cook me some beef!"
"Some more sheep's whip, donkey's whip, and pig's kidneys."
"Let the sergeant go to the river to catch a turtle and make soup. I want to make up for it."
"I..." Hua Mulan was about to speak.
Suddenly Sun Yu interrupted again:
"Oh, by the way, go to the wine cellar and get some ginseng wine."
"Wouldn't it be nice for you and me to drink together under the moon tonight~"
As he said that, he smiled and took a handful of Mulan's ass.
Hua Mulan's cheeks turned red, and when she heard Sun Yu's order, she felt extremely scared.
"No, no, no, my lord, there is absolutely nothing you can do!"
"What can't be done?"
"These things are too supplementary, I, I, I'm afraid..."
Hua Mulan was extremely brave and was not afraid of fighting on the battlefield, but this was the only thing she couldn't stand.
Sun Yu eats so many supplements, isn't she the one who suffers at night?
Hua Mulan has experienced Sun Yu's marksmanship. He is really a master of martial arts with a spear that shoots like a dragon.
You are so strong and you take so many supplements, who can stand this?
"Is it too much?"
Sun Yu grinned and pinched Hua Mulan's nose.
"Then aren't you blessed tonight?"
Hua Mulan's beautiful eyes narrowed, she lowered her head shyly, and clenched her clothes tightly with both hands.
"But how can Liao Mulan be a rival to the Prime Minister with her own strength?"
"I hope the Prime Minister will think twice."
Hua Mulan cupped her hands, her face as red as a ripe apple.
"What are you afraid of?"
Sun Yu looked at Hua Mulan with a look of hatred.
"Have you forgotten that you brought dozens of maids from the Prime Minister's Mansion this time?"
"In this case, you will allocate twenty beauties for me to lead tonight."
"After I capture everyone, you can take action yourself."
"This will definitely be a hearty battle."
Hearing this, Hua Mulan raised her beautiful eyes and turned to leave.
"Where to go?" Sun Yu asked.
"The general will personally go to feed the prime minister's bullock!"
Hua Mulan said with excitement.
