Damn it?
Shock.
sluggish.
petrochemical.
incredible!
Lu Bu wanted to slap himself twice to see if he was dreaming.
I am not wrong, right?
I'm fighting hard outside.
You are sitting at home drinking my wine, hugging my woman, and still smiling with that shameless face?
When the girls saw Lu Bu coming back, they all stood up and saluted:
"Marquis Wen."
Lu Bu glanced at everyone coldly and said calmly:
"Wipe your mouth clean first."
The girls suddenly realized and hurriedly stretched out their hands to wipe the soup from their mouths.
"Marquis Wen, forgive me. Just now Sun Sikong said that the weather was cold and insisted on dragging us to drink the chicken soup he made. We drank it and got carried away."
"I forgot to wipe my mouth."
Lu Bu closed his eyes and took a deep breath:
"Get out!"
"Here."
The girls reluctantly looked back at Sun Yu.
Those affectionate eyes seemed to say: Sir, you are awesome!
Lu Bu had a panoramic view of this scene. He suppressed the anger in his heart and strode forward.
He faced Sun Yu and glared angrily.
His eyes looked as if he wanted to eat Sun Yu alive.
Sun Yu just smiled:
"General Lu is so happy that he must have won a great victory."
"I have arranged a celebration banquet in the camp, just to welcome the general."
Fuck your uncle’s spring breeze!
Lu Bu's face turned green with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"I have one thing to ask you, why am I sitting here today watching Lu being trapped in a tight siege?"
"But Sun Sikong stood still and watched Lu Mou defeated by Li Jue and Guo Si!"
"What?"
Sun Yu pretended to be surprised, with a look of disbelief on his face.
"It's impossible. Everyone knows that General Lu is invincible."
"You are the only one who kills the enemy, how can you be killed by the enemy?"
Lu Bu was so angry that he overturned the table in front of Sun Yu with one palm.
"Sun Shaoqing, stop pretending here!"
"Lu was defeated today because he believed your slander."
"You look innocent and honest on the outside, but in fact you are extremely cunning on the inside!"
"I should have killed you little guy!"
Now that you have seen through it, I will not act in this drama.
Sun Yu was in a good mood after hearing him praise him for being extremely cunning.
He stood up nonchalantly, with a gentle smile on his face.
"I am the current Third Duke, the Cavalry General of the imperial court, and the Grand Marshal of the three armies of this expedition."
"How dare you boss me around here, as I've done before?"
"Besides, you issued a military order earlier. If you fail to win, you will be dealt with according to military law."
"I haven't punished you yet, but you asked me first."
Lu Bu threw his head back and laughed, the laughter was extremely miserable.
This Sun Yu is too ignorant.
Do you really think that since he is the Grand Marshal of the Armed Forces, people around him will listen to him?
The camp was full of Bingzhou troops, Lu Bu's confidants.
Where did he get the courage to talk to himself like this?
"Thief Sun! Do you really think I'm afraid of you?"
Lu Bu drew the sword from his waist, his eyebrows stood upright, and he shouted angrily:
"I shouldn't believe you today, otherwise my brothers wouldn't have died in vain!"
The corners of Sun Yu's mouth raised slightly, and he gave an unpredictable smile:
"General Lu, there is one more thing that you won't believe even if I tell you."
"What's the matter?"
"Your concubines say you are nothing, and say you are like a child compared to me."
"And after they fought with me for a hundred rounds, they said that my second brother is invincible!"
Damn it...
It was like a bolt from the blue to Lu Bu. To him, those orchid girls were just bed-warmers.
If it’s gone, it’s gone.
But men are absolutely unwilling to admit defeat when it comes to the issue of length!
"Thief Sun! Your life is at risk!"
Lu Bu was furious and slashed at Sun Yu's head with his sword.
He used all his strength with this sword.
His sword was a gamble on his unparalleled reputation.
Within five steps, no one can withstand Lu Bu's full attack!
He is recognized as the most powerful general in the Three Kingdoms.
He achieved a brilliant record of three heroes fighting against Lu Bu at Hulao Pass, with one against three.
Four years later, he even achieved a terrifying record of 1VS Xu Chu, Dian Wei, Xiahou Dun, Xia Houyuan, Li Dian, and Le Jin in Puyang, one versus six.
In his eyes, the world is as insignificant as ants.
His sword was meant to prove to the world.
Everything Sun Yu has now should belong to him, Lu Bu!
"Hmph, rat~"
Sun Yu snorted lightly, showing a confident expression.
It seemed like everything was under his control.
He seemed extremely calm, calm and indifferent!
"court death!"
Lu Bu saw that Sun Yu was standing there, neither hiding nor resisting.
I feel so ashamed!
The sword in his hand suddenly slashed at Sun Yu.
call out!
The sharp sword blade cut through the sky, causing a harsh sound.
At this critical moment, under Lu Bu's gaze.
But all I saw was...
Sun Yu stretched his fingers forward.
With only two fingers, he held the rapidly advancing sword firmly in his hand.
No matter how hard Lu Bu exerted his strength, the sword blade seemed to take root between Sun Yu's fingers.
It's difficult to move even an inch.
Cold sweat broke out on Lu Bu's forehead, and he screamed in his heart——
impossible! Absolutely impossible!
How could Sun Yu, an ordinary man like me, catch my full-strength sword with just two fingers?
"Tsk tsk..."
Sun Yu chirped and chuckled softly:
"You are not my enemy!"
Huanyin flicked her finger lightly.
The sword immediately broke into two pieces, flew out, and cut Lu Bu's cheek.
Bright red blood gurgled down Lu Bu's face.
Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly punched again.
Sun Yu smiled and dodged sideways.
Catch his flying punch with one hand.
Immediately, he shouted loudly and used the "Overlord Lifting Cauldron" move to lift Lu Bu's two hundred kilogram body.
"Let's go!"
Sun Yu flicked one arm, and Lu Bu immediately flew out like a kite with its string cut off.
The huge noise alerted the guards outside the tent.
They ran in one after another and saw Lu Bu lying on the ground, disheveled and embarrassed.
Everyone was shocked and hurried up to help him up.
"Marquis Wen, what's wrong with you?"
"Who beat you like this?"
"Eh? You, why are you crying?"
I saw a little moisture welling up in Lu Bu's eyes.
How could Lu Bu open his mouth after being punched away?
My self-esteem was hit like never before at this moment.
Coupled with the previous punch, it was really painful!
Did Sun Yu grow up eating awesome food?
It's neither easy nor heavy.
The tears he shed were completely natural physiological reactions.
At this time, Gao Shun and Ba Jianjiang all came after hearing the news.
"What's wrong, Marquis Wen, what happened?"
Everyone gathered around.
Lu Bu wanted to die now.
All his subordinates came to watch the excitement, how could he, the military god of the Bingzhou Army, behave in peace?
You'd better kill me with one sword!
Too Tama Club is dead! !
At this critical moment, Sun Yu walked over with a smile that was extremely gentle.
"Generals, don't be alarmed. Just now, General Lu's hands were itchy."
"I want to show off with Sun."
"I don't want to end up in a tie with him, regardless of victory or defeat."
"Marquis Wen, do you think so?"
Sun Yu raised his eyebrows angrily and looked at Lu Bu kindly.
