Chapter 131 No one cares about breaking your throat

Style: Historical Author: bronze swordsmanWords: 2698Update Time: 24/02/20 18:10:36
Cheng Yinuo was worried about throwing Zhu Changan into a tailspin, so he only used 50% of his strength.

In her opinion, even so, Zhu Changan, a scholar who only knows how to tell stories, would be thrown into pieces.

But what surprised her was that Zhu Changan turned over with a kite in the air and landed on the ground as smoothly as a sparrow.

"Hey...you kid can do it!"

Cheng Yinuo was surprised, "You actually resolved my fall on my back?"

Zhu Changan clasped his fists proudly: "Process, concession."

Cheng Yinuo's fighting spirit was aroused, and he locked Zhu Changan's neck again and used the back throwing skill, "Come again!"

This time he increased his strength by 30% and used 80% of his effort.

But Zhu Changan flipped through the air like a civet cat and landed smoothly again.

"My aunt doesn't believe I can't knock you down!"

Cheng Yinuo was aroused to be competitive, so he simply took off his high heels, barefooted, and launched another attack.

This time she showed no mercy and used 100% of her strength, but was still easily resolved by Zhu Changan.

"Tsk tsk... I didn't realize that you actually know kung fu. I underestimated you!"

Cheng Yinuo threw Zhu Changan on his back seven or eight times in a row, but nothing worked. In the end, he was so exhausted that he was panting and simply acted like a rogue: "I won't play with you anymore. It turns out that you have been pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger."

"Haha... I didn't expect that this "Yuxu Secret Book" is really great."

Zhu Changan did several backflips in excitement, "I have only been practicing for three or four days, and you, the intercontinental Sanda champion, can't do anything to me. If I train hard for a year and a half, wouldn't I become a Kung Fu master?"

"What's the secret book of Yuxu?"

Cheng Yinuo straightened his messy T-shirt and covered up the exposed snow-white ravine.

Zhu Changan said proudly: "The martial arts secret book I took out from the box was written by an expert named Yu Xuzi. During the Wanli period, a man named Jiang Sanli learned it and became the number one general in the Qi family army. He was Qi Jiguang praised him as the 'brave champion of the three armies'."

"Take it and take a look."

Cheng Yinuo pinched his chin to test, "You won't be reluctant, right?"

"Look at what you said, a husband and wife are of the same mind, and they are more powerful than gold. Just wait a moment!"

Zhu Changan immediately rushed to the study, took Zhu Renxia's manuscript from the bookshelf, and handed it to Cheng Yinuo, "Let's read it!"

Cheng Yinuo watched it for a while and expressed that he couldn't understand it at all, "Why do I feel that the energy sinking in the Dantian and the waist sinking are just made up? It's not the same routine as modern fighting!"

"Alas...it seems you have no connection with traditional martial arts." Zhu Changan said he was helpless.

"It's useless, here you go!"

Cheng Yinuo put the manuscript on Zhu Changan's chair, "I guess your kung fu was figured out by yourself, relying on your understanding and has little to do with this mess of secrets."

Cheng Yinuo put on high heels and became ladylike again: "Let's turn the topic back, don't you want to prove it to me?"

"OK."

Zhu Changan agreed, walked to the box, looked down, and called softly again: "Zhu Renxia, ​​wake up... wake up."

Zhu Renxia woke up from his sleep in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he saw Tianzun's huge face. Many of the stars in the sky were covered by this huge head, and his eyes were as bright as stars.

"What did Tianzun call me for?" Zhu Renxia hurriedly sat up and asked.

Zhu Changan stretched out his palm in front of Zhu Renxia: "I'll lend you your sword and I'll return it to you later."

"Haha... It's just a sword. If Tianzun needs it, just take it."

Zhu Renxia jumped up like a carp, picked up the sword beside him, raised his right arm, and threw it into Tianzun's giant palm.

Zhu Changan immediately took out his palm, picked up the magnifying glass with his other hand and aimed at the sword on his fingertips.

"Daughter-in-law, come here and take a look at the iron sword I took out from the box."

Cheng Yinuo hurriedly moved his head over and found that there was indeed a sword as big as a grain of rice on Zhu Changan's middle finger, and then he completely believed Zhu Changan's words.

"It seems that everything you said is true."

Zhu Changan expressed that he was very sad, "Every word I told the princess is true. Do you still suspect that I made up a story to deceive you? What a sad story!"

"Alas... I want to turn my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!"

"Okay, okay... stop being so formal."

Cheng Yinuo showed an embarrassed smile, "What you said is really unbelievable, and you are also an online writer who writes novels. I should remain skeptical until I witness it with my own eyes..."

As Cheng Yinuo spoke, he handed the back of his right hand to Zhu Changan: "Here."

"What?" Zhu Changan looked confused.

"Let me give you a kiss as compensation."

Zhu Changan immediately shook his head: "That won't work, I have to find a place to kiss myself..."

Cheng Yinuo was furious: "Where do you want to kiss?"

"..."

Intimidated by Cheng Yinuo's momentum, Zhu Changan's messy thoughts suddenly disappeared, "I'm so honest, where else can I want to kiss...Princess, never use the heart of a gentleman to judge the belly of a villain."

"Are you calling me a villain?" Cheng Yinuo clenched his fists, "I can't deal with you on my own, believe it or not, I'll call Bai Qian and the three of them over to help?"

"Conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't call you a villain. What I said was that you should treat a villain with a gentleman's heart." Zhu Changan explained aggrievedly, "Remember, did I say this?"

"It really is."

Cheng Yinuo recalled it and forgave Zhu Changan, "Then continue telling me the story in the box."

"Let's find something to do. Doing it and talking at the same time won't be boring." Zhu Changan suggested restlessly.

Cheng Yinuo nodded: "Okay, then let's make dumplings?"

"Making dumplings?" Zhu Changan was speechless, "You are not my sister-in-law, what kind of dumplings can you make?"

"Fuck your sister-in-law, I think you are just full of porn!"

Cheng Yinuo popped a chestnut on Zhu Changan's forehead, picked up his cell phone and made a call.

"Immediately send me two hundred dumpling skins and three kilograms of pork filling from Tianxiapin No. 66. They will be delivered in half an hour."

At the 29th minute, a limousine with the words "Carl Ritz Six-Star Hotel Exclusive Car" parked at the door. A man wearing sunglasses and a suit rang the doorbell and delivered dumplings as promised. Skin and meat filling.

Fang Rou and Bai Qian came forward and said, "Wow... Do you want to eat dumplings this morning? We'll make them."

"Need not."

Cheng Yinuo waved his hand, "You all go and have a rest. I'll tell you, Prince Consort, that in two hours, you can just get up and show off your meal."

"Thank you, princess, then I'll go back to my room to watch short videos." Bai Qian happily got into her bedroom.

Fang Rou hesitated: "You really don't need my help? Miss."

Zhu Changan knew that Cheng Yinuo separated them to keep the secret of the box, otherwise he would not be able to tell the story in the box in front of them.

"You go and rest, Xiaorou, I'll take care of it with your lady."

Zhu Changan waved his hand gently, "After finishing the wrapping, I will call you to eat."

"Oh well!"

Fang Rou then turned around and left, walking up the stairs with ladylike steps.

"Hey, hey...are you so fascinated?"

Cheng Yinuo waved his palm in front of Zhu Changan's eyes, "Is your butt upturned? Is the little white rabbit big? Do you regret your decision to refuse to bring Xiaorou back last time? Otherwise, you two will sleep in the same room tonight?"

"Hehe... that's a good feeling!"

Zhu Changan felt his blood boiling and his nose was about to bleed.

Not to mention, looking up from low to high, Fang Rou's figure is really superb.

The front is convex and the back is curved, there is flesh where there should be flesh, and there is thinness where there should be thinness, without a trace of excess fat!

"Okay, you big-headed ghost!"

With a scolding sound, Cheng Yinuo took advantage of Zhu Changan's unpreparedness and threw him to the ground with a shoulder throw.

Then he said triumphantly: "The best way to deal with perverts like you is to attack them unprepared!"

"Fang Rou, Bai Qian, and those two beauties, help!"

Zhu Changan was lying on the ground and said, "Your young lady is going to murder her husband!"

But no one paid any attention to him.

The young couple were flirting and it was only the fool who came out to join in the fun!

Cheng Yinuo said proudly: "You scream, no one will care about you even if your throat breaks."

"If you say that, don't blame me for being rude!"

Zhu Changan smiled sinisterly, then made an exaggerated expression, and shouted at the top of his throat: "Oh, oh... ah... oh... I can't, I can't... I can't stand it!"

Cheng Yinuo's expression suddenly changed: "Zhu Changan... you..."