Fortunately, the Fang brothers, Zhang San and Fang Xu took most of the blows for Chen Kan, otherwise Chen Kan felt that he might not be able to get his wife before being beaten to death.
After finally passing through a group of women's killing sticks and reaching the corridor of the attic, I saw that the corridor was already crowded with palace maids.
As soon as Chen Kan saw this posture, he waved to Zhang Sanyi behind him, and Zhang San took out a large number of red envelopes from his arms.
"Everyone, today is a day of great joy for my young master and His Royal Highness the princess. A small amount of joy cannot be considered respectful..."
Throwing the red envelopes into the sky, the five of them plunged into the crowd with an indomitable momentum while the palace servants and maids were snatching the red envelopes.
After squeezing for a long time, Chen Kan finally got in front of the closed door of the boudoir.
"Bang...bang...bang~"
Chen Kan banged the door and shouted: "My wife, open the door, I'm here to pick you up!"
"Hee hee hee……"
Suddenly there was a burst of female laughter from behind the door.
"I've heard that Master Chen has a talent for poetry. He wants to take away my little sister, but he doesn't even want to recite a poem about the fan?"
A pleasant voice came from behind the door, and Chen Kan expected that it must be Zhu Yuelan's sisters who seemed to have nothing to do.
Chen Kan took out a red envelope from his arms and stuffed it into the crack of the door, and responded loudly: "Sister, please open the door. Brother-in-law, I am very grateful."
"Hahaha……"
"How can you give such a small amount of money to beggars?"
Another sound like silver bells sounded, mixed with a childish voice.
A flurry of conversation ensued.
"You can open the door, but you have to ask for a makeup poem. How can it be so easy to marry the jewel of our royal family?"
Chen Kan once again stuffed a handful of red envelopes into the crack of the door and said loudly: "There are poems to encourage makeup, yes. Can the door open if I read it?"
"Master Chen, you might as well read it and listen to it first..."
It seems that if I don't recite this poem to urge women to marry, those princesses who have already been married will probably not open the door for me.
Fortunately, Chen Kan was well prepared and immediately read loudly: "In the past, I was going to visit Yujing. Xu Zhuangtou, the first immortal, was fortunate enough to join the Qin and Jin Dynasties today and taught Luan Feng to go down to the makeup building early."
After reading, he banged the door again.
"Sisters, can you open the door?"
The voice behind the door was silent for a moment.
A childish voice said dissatisfied: "I'm actually using the poems of my predecessors to make up the numbers. No, I can't open the door for you."
This was the voice of chubby Zhu Zhanji, and Chen Kan could recognize it at once.
He immediately gritted his teeth.
I just knew that this little fat guy was responsible for all this.
Otherwise, how could these princesses create so many insidious traps?
If you wait for me to come in, you will not be able to reap the benefits.
But...as the saying goes, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.
Now Chen Kan could only say to the little chubby man behind the door: "Your Highness Changsun, please open the door, okay, I will take you out to play?"
"not good!"
Unexpectedly, Zhu Zhanji rejected him without hesitation this time.
Behind the door, the four princesses were leaning against the door, and Zhu Yuelan huddled on the red bed like a quail.
Zhu Zhanji, on the other hand, gave orders to the four aunts like a little adult.
He whispered: "Auntie, ask him to stuff a few more red envelopes..."
Seeing that Zhu Yuelan was still approaching the gate with her head covered, she immediately whispered: "Sister-in-law, you have to be more reserved."
Queen Xu just sat behind the dressing table, quietly watching her daughters play around with her grandson.
She has experienced such a scene before.
Zhu Di was just a teenager at that time.
His father, General Xu Da, is also still alive.
Unexpectedly, even the youngest daughter would get married in a blink of an eye.
With a trace of tears in her eyes, she looked at Zhu Zhanji and said with a smile: "My dear grandson, that's almost enough. Don't make the boy outside the door anxious."
Zhu Zhanji patted his chest confidently and said, "Don't worry, Grandma Huang, he will definitely be able to write poems to encourage makeup. If you want to marry my sister-in-law using poems written by relatives, I don't agree."
Outside the door, Chen Kan's arms were empty, and all the small red envelopes they brought had been stuffed through the cracks in the door.
He said pitifully: "Your Highness the princess, Your Highness the eldest grandson, I really have no money. Please show your kindness and open the door to let me in."
The princesses behind the door were dividing the spoils. After hearing this, they casually said: "If you want to come in, you can also recite a poem to encourage makeup!"
Little Fatty smiled strangely at the crack in the door and said, "It can't be a makeup poem written by predecessors. You must write it yourself. Otherwise, we will never open the door."
"forgive me!"
Chen Kan begged pitifully for mercy.
Poems that encourage makeup are not popular in the first place. It is good that Chen Kan can remember one by Li Shangyin.
Not to mention that during the Qing Dynasty, there were no famous makeup-inducing poems at all.
"Aren't you a great talent? A great talent composed a poem to encourage makeup?"
"No way, right?"
"Um?"
Chen Kan felt that he had been severely humiliated!
So he began to think in his mind about the makeup-inducing poems from the Ming and Qing Dynasties.
"If you can't do it, just put some red envelopes in, maybe I will be kind and open the door for you."
The obnoxious voice of Little Fatty came from behind the door, his tone full of contempt.
Chen Kan was angry, his mind racing at high speed.
After a while, Chen Kan couldn't help but smile evilly and said: "Your Highness, Changsun, please listen carefully. If you don't open the door after I make a poem urging you to make up, don't blame me for breaking in!"
The little fat man smiled evilly like a grown-up, "Come here quickly."
"Shy and unwilling to leave the dressing table, the maid will ring her with nine hairpins. Send a message to the tired makeup man, say, lightly apply vermilion powder to learn to be lazy."
After much deliberation, Chen Kan could only come up with this Ming and Qing poem that could barely be considered a make-up poem.
After he finished reading, the door remained motionless.
Chen Kan asked: "Your Highness, can you open the door?"
There was a dead silence behind the door, and everyone seemed to be shocked by this poem urging people to make up.
But Chen Kan knew that this little kid Zhu Zhanji was competing with him.
So he laughed strangely and shouted: "Break the door!"
"boom!"
"oops!"
Chen Kan kicked the door, and several exclamations suddenly sounded from behind the door. They did not expect that Chen Kan actually dared to kick the door.
"Bang bang bang~"
It's just a trivial matter to kick in the princess's door. Chen Kan doesn't have any psychological burden at all. Anyway, the princess room will be his property from now on.
"Stop kicking, stop kicking, let's open the door."
The princesses seemed to be frightened by Chen Kan's roughness. Finally, just when the wooden door was about to be ravaged by Chen Kan, it was overwhelmed.
The door suddenly opened from the inside.
Chen Kan's final kick was in the air and he almost fell over.
Chen Kan stepped into the boudoir and saw four princesses standing neatly together, looking at him with horrified expressions.
Little Fatty had a proud face and a sense of accomplishment.
