"Oh~"
Chen Kan dragged out a long ending sound in his mouth and began to eat without any ceremony.
While eating, he deliberately made a squeaking sound.
“Delicious, so delicious!”
Chen Kan squinted his eyes with an expression of enjoyment on his face.
Then he heard a gulping sound.
After finishing one goose leg, Chen Kan tore off the other goose leg and said regretfully: "Since Your Highness won't eat it, then I will eat it all?"
"Gudu!"
Although the sound of swallowing was small, Chen Kan still heard it.
He looked at Zhu Yuelan's angry little face and asked, "Is your Highness really not going to take a bite?"
Zhu Yuelan said a little embarrassedly: "Then... then take a small bite?"
Chen Kan handed the goose leg to her mouth, and when she was about to open her mouth, he took a big bite at lightning speed.
"Hey, I won't give it!"
Zhu Yuelan immediately went berserk, baring his teeth and claws and unleashing a flurry of small punches at Chen Kan.
"Die Chen Kan, stinky Chen Kan, you bastard, go to hell!"
Chen Kan held the goose leg in one hand and hugged Zhu Yuelan's waist with the other. He was instantly unable to resist.
He had no choice but to beg for mercy: "Here, I give it, Your Highness, spare your life!"
"Hmph, die Chen Kan, you bastard, go to hell!"
Zhu Yuelan remained unyielding until Chen Kan found the right opportunity and stuffed the goose leg into her mouth.
"Well!"
Zhu Yuelan took a big bite with satisfaction, chewed it up and swallowed it with difficulty.
Then his face fell and he said: "It's over, I broke the precept."
Chen Kan said nonchalantly: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha kept them in his heart."
Zhu Yuelan returned to her angry expression: "Humph, it's all your fault. If anyone knew that I came here to pray for blessings and secretly eat meat, I would die!"
Chen Kan shrugged indifferently and asked: "Then do you want to eat it? If not, I will eat it all."
"eat!"
Zhu Yuelan showed two shiny little tiger teeth and answered simply and clearly.
Chen Kan showed a smile that showed his scheming was succeeding, and cut the roast goose in the food box into two halves with his hands.
Half of it was given to Zhu Yuelan, and the two of them started to eat crazily like they were competing.
Chen Kan's attitude towards the cute girl with big eyes who has no persistence and no stance has always been tolerant of everything.
For example, when a cute girl with big eyes ate and her mouth was full of oil, Chen Kan didn't dislike her and thoughtfully took out silk to wipe away the oil from the corners of her mouth.
But the cute girl with big eyes is much more narrow-minded, and she looks at Chen Kan with disgusting eyes.
"Are you starving to death and reincarnated?"
"Why do you look so ugly when you eat?"
"You're so dirty!"
"leave me alone..."
With a bad tone and a disgusted expression, he looked like a coward, completely unaware of how bad his image was.
Generally speaking, Chen Kan calls these people "Puxin women".
"Tsk, steamed shrimp head?"
The big-eyed cute girl's eyes lit up: "What shrimp head? Did you bring shrimp?"
Chen Kan's hand movements paused.
He suddenly understood that the world was fair.
This is the truth.
For example, Zhu Yuelan, God gave her a perfect appearance, but the price was to take away her IQ.
Chen Kan shook his head honestly: "I didn't bring anything, I just brought more than a hundred kilograms of meat."
Zhu Yuelan's eyes dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"oh!"
Fortunately, Zhu Yuelan's sadness went away as quickly as it came.
The people in the palace placed the huge paper kite in the air in Linggu Temple, and she broke away from Chen Kan's arms, took the kite's string wheel and ran on the flat ground.
"Ah~ so high, flying so high!"
Zhu Yuelan's silvery laughter fell in Chen Kan's ears. Chen Kan just watched her quietly, running around like a wild dog, with a faint smile on his face.
"Deng Tuzi, tell me, why can a paper kite fly so high but a human can't?"
Zhu Yuelan dragged the huge paper kite and flew to Chen Kan's side, staring at the paper kite flying high, her big eyes full of curiosity.
Chen Kan said calmly: "Because the density of the human body is smaller than that of air, the buoyancy of air is less than gravity, and humans do not have wings. They cannot use the principle of pressure and flow to lift into the air like birds. Of course, they cannot fly."
Zhu Yuelan: "..."
"What are you talking about, what density is buoyant air???"
Zhu Yuelan's big eyes revealed clear stupidity. Chen Kan opened his mouth, but found that he had no way to explain to her.
After sighing, Chen Kan said helplessly: "Your Highness, in short, it is impossible for people to fly by their own power, but people can fly to the sky with the help of tools."
"You lied again!"
Zhu Yuelan obviously didn't believe it and said disdainfully: "How can a person fly? Please don't treat me like a fool. I am very smart."
Chen Kan raised his eyebrows and said as if he was looking at an idiot: "Who said I was lying? Look, Kongming lanterns and paper kites can fly into the sky."
"Then if we make the paper kite or Kongming lantern ten times or a hundred times bigger, can't we use their power to fly?"
The expression on Zhu Yuelan's face gradually solidified, and she said suspiciously: "Is...is that so? It seems to make sense. Is it really okay?"
"Of course. If you don't believe me, let go now and see if the kite can fly up into the sky with the reel in your hand."
A malicious smile appeared in Chen Kan's eyes.
"Then let me try!"
Zhu Yuelan hesitantly let go of the reel in his hand, and the next moment, the reel was taken high into the sky by the paper kite!
"Ah~"
"My paper kite!"
The moment she let go, Zhu Yuelan finally realized that Chen Kan was playing tricks on her.
Looking at the paper kite flying farther and farther away, she felt like crying but had no tears.
"lecher!!!"
The cute girl with big eyes was angry, and her angry screams echoed throughout Linggu Temple.
She asked: "You did it on purpose, right?"
Chen Kan nodded: "Yes!"
"Ah~ah~ah~"
Looking up to the sky and imitating a goose call, Zhu Yuelan's big eyes were instantly filled with mist, and then tears fell down like paper kites flying far away.
"You bully people, how could you do this? You know that I can't turn my head..."
"Bad guy, go to hell!"
Just crying could no longer release the anger and grievance in her heart, so she began to attack Chen Kan with all her teeth and claws.
"Go to hell, stinky Chenkan, bad Chenkan, wuwuwu, I won't marry you!"
Chen Kan's expression remained unchanged, and he stretched out a hand to touch her forehead. No matter how she bared her teeth and claws, I remained motionless.
"In this way, if you marry me, on the day of your wedding, I can find a way to fly you into the sky and give you an unprecedented dream wedding!"
"real?"
The cute girl with big eyes had sparkling tears in her big eyes. Chen Kan nodded: "Really!"
After sobbing twice, the cute girl with big eyes wiped the crystal from the corners of her eyes and pouted, "Then don't lie to me."
