Chen Kan explained seriously: "Of course I'm trying to kill you, idiot! I can't think of anything like this, how did you get involved in the establishment?"
"My father passed it down to me."
"you you..."
Chen Kan discovered that he had a generation gap not only with Fang Xiaoru, but also with the entire Ming Dynasty.
If he continued to talk to him, Chen Kan felt that he might not have eaten enough, and he would be pissed to death first.
So Chen Kan decisively changed his goal.
Pointing to the jailer who was kneeling next to Zhu Di just now, he said: "Have you figured it out? If you figure it out, go buy me food."
The jailer had some hesitation on his face and asked weakly: "What if you can't get out?"
Chen Kan asked, "What if I go out?"
The jailer responded uncertainly: "Are you going to kill me?"
Chen Kan nodded: "Of course, children can be taught.
But what if you treat me to a nice meal now, and when I go out, not only will I not kill you, but I will also ensure that you get promoted and make a fortune?
Furthermore, to take a step back, even if I can't get out, you won't suffer any loss if you treat me to a meal. "
"Why?"
"Because if I go down there, I can help you make a fortune."
"Where did you get so much? Why? Hurry up and get some food."
"If you don't go, when I come out, I will kill your whole family, do you believe it?"
"I'm very vindictive, let me tell you."
Perhaps Chen Kan's words to kill your whole family were too intimidating, so the jailer finally gave in and responded: "Okay... okay, I'll buy it."
As soon as he said this, his companion's eyes finally changed, and he asked in disbelief: "No, you are stupid, are you really going to Jude Building to buy him food?"
The jailer nodded: "I heard with my own ears that His Highness King Yan promised him glory and wealth. Forget it, just lose money and avoid disaster."
After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving only a slightly tragic figure behind his companion.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for achieving a new achievement: intimidating the jailer."
The jailer was successfully deceived by him, so Chen Kan happily added a notification sound for himself.
Then he returned to the straw and lay down again.
I still use the most comfortable large font posture.
The jailer was very fast, and in less than half an hour, a pile of exquisite food was placed in Chen Kan's cell.
Mainly, there is a lot of meat.
Chen Kan bit off a chicken leg like a starving ghost reincarnated, feeling that he was the happiest person in the world at this moment.
This is what people eat. Is the food in the cell meant for people to eat?
The dogs won’t eat it!
The jailer stood outside the fence with a face full of pain and watched Chen Kan gorge himself.
This was Judelou's meal. It cost him half a month's salary for just this little thing.
Every time Chen Kan took a bite of meat, he trembled unconsciously, as if what Chen Kan was biting was not food, but his meat.
It hurts, it hurts my heart.
Chen Kancai had no time to pay attention to him and filled his stomach in three strokes.
Finding that more than half of the food was left, he carefully hid the rest in a corner.
Prepare to save it for tomorrow.
After all, he had managed to trick him into getting this, and every piece of meat was extremely precious.
Who knows if the jailer will be fooled a second time, he must be careful.
After hiding the meat, Chen Kan lay down contentedly and soon fell into a blissful sleep.
Then Chen Kan had a dream.
He dreamed that the precious food he cheated from the jailer was stolen by a man who looked like Fang Xiaoru.
He wanted to go up and snatch it, but a man who looked very much like Fang Xiaoru said, "You have been living in my house for four years, what's wrong if I eat a meal of your meat?"
So, he could only cry silently while watching a hot man who looked a lot like Fang Xiaoru eating his meat.
Then, Chen Kan woke up.
As soon as he woke up, he saw Fang Xiaoru holding the half of the roast chicken he had eaten and nibbling.
"My flesh, live forever..."
Chen Kan wanted to cry but had no tears. It was not a dream, Fang Xiaoru was actually eating his flesh secretly.
Heartache, it hurts so much, it hurts my heart.
Every time Fang Xiaoru took a bite, Chen Kan's heart trembled.
It was as if what he was eating was not chicken, but his own flesh and blood.
Seeing that Chen Kan was awake, Fang Xiaoru simply stood up and prepared to walk to Chen Kan.
Chen Kan was shocked: "Don't come over, don't come over..."
It's a pity that Fang Xiaoru couldn't hear Chen Kan's inner roar, so he not only walked up to Chen Kan and squatted down, but also ate his roast chicken until only a piece of chicken butt was left.
"Are you awake?"
An ugly smile appeared on Chen Kan's face: "Yeah."
Fang Xiaoru threw the chicken butt into his mouth and suddenly sighed: "Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of King Yan is indeed a bit out of line."
Chen Kan's eyes widened: "Teacher, you are really pretending, then you just ate feces..."
Fang Xiaoru shook his head and said: "If I don't eat, how can I make people believe that I am really crazy? It's a pity that I still couldn't deceive King Yan."
"Teacher, why are you doing this?"
Chen Kan couldn't understand it. If Fang Xiaoru was greedy for life and afraid of death, and was prepared to pretend to be crazy and act stupid to save his life, Chen Kan didn't believe it.
After all, Fang Xiaoru's steadfastness has long been publicized in history books for thousands of years.
But it was really hard for Chen Kan to understand this act of pretending to be crazy.
"Yuansheng, you are right, the people of this world really need a person like Shi Shi to help them live a peaceful life.
However, it was difficult for Wei Shi to accept the idea of switching to Yan Ni and drafting an edict for his enthronement, so he came up with this strategy.
It's a pity that King Yan found out and failed. "
Fang Xiaoru sat down next to Chen Kan, his face full of annoyance.
"If I hadn't coveted the reputation of this No. 1 academic sect in the world when I became a teacher, I wouldn't be burdened by it today. Alas!"
Chen Kan understood. Fang Xiaoru was successfully kidnapped by his own morality, but he still couldn't get over it.
Half a roast chicken brought back to life?
Chen Kan was overjoyed, what a bloody profit.
He quickly sat up straight and said seriously: "Teacher, the student understands your concerns and your loyalty to His Majesty and Grand Ancestor.
But as a generation scholar, how can you not understand that you cannot have your cake and eat it too?
Please forgive the student for being unfilial. In the face of the well-being of the people of the world, the student can only ask you to put aside your personal honor and disgrace for the time being.
After all, in this world, there is peace and harmony, and I cannot live up to the Tathagata or your Majesty. "
"In this world, we can have both peace and harmony. Will we live up to the Tathagata and live up to you?"
Fang Xiaoru's eyes lit up, then dimmed again.
He murmured to himself: "Yes, the world is safe and sound, and I can live up to the Tathagata and live up to you."
Fang Xiaoru was silent. Chen Kan said so much, how could he not understand.
But, where in the world is there any way to have both?
On one side is the deceased king, and on the other side are the 60 million common people who have been fighting hard for a long time.
This burden is really difficult to choose.