"The wind blows the willow flowers all over the shop, and Yu Ji presses wine to encourage customers to try it!"
Mu Qiwen shook his head and recited the verses he had memorized many times in private. He gracefully shook a pure gold folding fan with a strong smell of alcohol in his mouth. He laughed and commented on the countless people serving beside him. Expression of Cen Xijin.
The second prince quickly blocked Cen Xijin behind him, glanced at the drunken and drunken fat man with disgust, and said angrily: "Yu Ji? It's Wu Ji, right?"
Mu Qiwen felt that the second prince was trying to trick him, so he danced and explained: "What a black chicken! It's obviously Yu Ji, I, I remember, Yu Ji is Xiang Yu's wife! Do you know Xiang Yu? The one who lost to Liu Bei!" He memorized it for several days, how could he make a mistake!
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that his boss was so embarrassed, Qian Mao felt ashamed, so he pulled Mu Qiwen's wide sleeves and whispered softly: "Brother, how do I remember that the person who defeated Xiang Yu was Liu Che?"
Mu Qiwen's face suddenly flushed, and he looked like a giant monkey. He lowered his voice and asked awkwardly: "Is it really Liu Che? Hey, cough, they are all named Liu anyway. We are not a family. If we don't get together, At the door!"
Everyone was speechless again.
Sun Rusi, in particular, despised these two fat-headed out-of-stock guys - can you please read more books before pretending to be a scholar?
The second prince raised his eyes and saw Sun Rusi Wu sitting beside him holding a cup of Xinyang Maojian. He had a sudden idea in his mind and said with a smile: "Just drinking is so boring. I said, let's play a game with the wine, okay?"
"Okay, punching and throwing pots, playing chess, hitting the ground with double sixes, I can do it anywhere!" Humph, playing is his strength. When it comes to playing, who can play better than him!
"Those are common people's games and cannot be put on the stage. We are all royal aristocrats, so if we want to play, we must play elegantly!" After saying that, the second prince waved his hand and said, "Auntie, let's go Someone go make arrangements for the Qu Shui Shang!"
Qu Shui Shang?
Qu Shui Shang originated from the Shangsi Festival, but later it has evolved into a typical literati entertainment activity. To put it bluntly, they are a group of fun-loving people who have spare money and time to dig a small river in the yard, and then ask the servants to cover the wine glass on the water in the upper reaches of the river, and let it float down the river. , the person has to compose a poem. If he cannot compose it, he will be punished with a glass of wine.
But here they are, next to the Leng Palace, with nothing. Why do they still want to have fun drinking water?
Cen Xijin curled his lips, leaned over to the second prince and bit his ears: "What are you doing? Are you singing an opera? You're still drinking water from the water, where did we get the water in Jianxian Pavilion?"
"Isn't there a ditch at the back..." The second prince pointed aggrievedly in the direction of Leng Palace outside the Jianxian Pavilion.
Cen Xijin rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath: "You, you, you really can figure it out, don't you know what that smelly ditch is for?"
"You know, it's just a stinky ditch, what about foot washing water, overnight soup dregs, water after washing clothes, water for washing dung buckets, dead fish, dead shrimps and dead crabs..." The second prince was leisurely fascinated, This is simply a wonderland.
"You have really strong taste." Sitting there reciting poems and composing poems, doesn't he feel it's irritating to his eyes? Quite happy.
The second prince smiled mischievously and blinked: "How can you deceive people if it doesn't taste too strong?"
Cheating...
Cen Xijin instantly understood the second prince's intention. This kid doesn't want to play a trick, he just wants to trick his classmates!
Of course, he has tricked people a lot in the past three years. The brat's daily life can be summed up as: tricking people and being tricked.
"But this is your birthday after all. It's not good for anyone if you are so smelly. If you really want to trick people, can aunty give you another way? Add chili pepper to their wine. You think it's okay? Really? The spicy one!" Cen Xijin sighed compassionately.
The second prince was in awe, bowed his hands and said, "Auntie is amazing."
Mixing extra spicy chili pepper water into the wine is really a fucking trick. If you drink this wine, it will be so spicy that it will penetrate your stomach and choke your heart and lungs.
"That river ditch..." the second prince thought regretfully, there is water in the winding water to drink wine, there is always water in it to make it fun!
After saying this, Cen Xijin's teeth were itching with hatred. She hit the second prince on the head with a burst of chestnuts and cursed: "I'm still thinking about your smelly ditch! Go get the big golden footbath that little fat man gave you." come out!"
Yes, the golden footbath was a gift from Mu Qiwen.
I wonder if the Guangling Palace has found a gold mine. Mu Qiwen has been a coquettish guy recently and has a lot of money. He gives away pure gold to everyone, which makes people love and hate him at the same time.
For example, on Qian Mao's birthday last year, Mu Qiwen sent someone to give him a large gold toilet, which could not be filled even after three months of toileting.
For example, on Ming Zhiyuan's birthday two months ago, Mu Qiwen gave him a large gold chamber pot that could accommodate several people peeing at the same time.
It's really too much money to spend.
But on this hot day, whose toilet can last three months? Even if it is made of pure gold, it is useless. It will be leavened if it needs to be fermented, and it will become rancid if it should be rancid! He thought it was mushrooms!
And that chamber pot, what kind of mentality does it have to design this chamber pot so that several young men can pee on it at the same time...
Could it be that the water is surging and the waves are rising? !
Cen Xijin felt unspeakably dirty every time he thought about that scene.
Fortunately, the golden footbath he gave to the second prince was much more normal than the previous two. At least it had nothing to do with feces and urine, right?
The key to the golden footbath is not the gold, but the size.
How big is this footbath?
To describe it this way, ten and a half boys can easily swim in it.
When Cen Xijin saw the big footbath for the first time, his whole body was petrified. What a footbath, it was simply a top-notch luxury bathtub. The rich and fat man really lived up to his reputation.
When Mu Qiwen caught a glimpse of a beautiful palace maid with soft lips and soft bones, he hugged her forward with a sly smile, pinched his shoulders and rubbed his legs, rubbed his back, washed his feet, and ate melon seeds and fanned him. There is no limit to the occasional touching and scratching.
As a result, the meandering water basin like mountain water has completely turned into a luxurious and luxurious bathing and massage one-stop service...
Everyone looked at the golden big footbath with rippling water. The afternoon breeze blew in, and it became even cooler and more comfortable to play in the water and soak your feet in it.
Finally, Qian Mao weakly suggested throwing a hundred or so small fish into the footbath.
Cen Xijin was speechless, what is fish therapy?
What a great gentleman.
The sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly.
However, under the bright sun, golden things shine even more brightly, including of course the golden footbath filled with water.
The second prince narrowed his eyes and waved his hands like a kitten: "Serve the wine, serve the wine!"
Cen Xijin imitated the wine doctor and announced the name of the wine: "We have good dry and Pu wines here, Jinlingchun, Qingyunchun, and Sanlejiang from foreign tribute. I don't know what you want to drink." ?" In fact, she is just like the service girl.
Mu Qiwen, who was playing with the ticket, squinted his eyes and suddenly came up with a new idea: "His grandma's! How about we pour the wine into the pool? Also learn from King Zhou You's wine pool and meat forest?"
King You of Zhou?
Sun Rusi frowned, opened her mouth and finally said nothing, but just looked at him with contempt again.
Qian Mao then lamented stupidly: "But we don't have meat here."
"Hehehe, his grandma's, isn't this ready-made meat!" Mu Qiwen shamelessly glanced at the lapel of the palace maid next to him, the meat, it's so big, round, and white! Just like a heavy steamed bun!
The palace daughter's face was red but she didn't dare to say anything. She could only look at Cen Xijin for help.
Cen Xijin really couldn't stand it anymore, so he put on a sullen face and glared at them in a rough voice: "The meandering wine glass begins - now, whoever the wine glass floats to will have to answer a question. If you can’t answer the question, please have a drink!”
"No, no! You are on the second prince's side, you will definitely favor him!" Qian Mao was unconvinced, puffing up his cheeks and splashing water.
Cen Xijin silently took out three colorful chicken feathers from his sleeves, slowly picked up the chicken feathers with both hands, and looked at Mu Qiwen with a half-smile.
Chicken feathers...
The little fat man was so frightened that he trembled all over and quickly stuffed something into Qian Mao's mouth. Shut up, kid!
Qian Mao spat out the golden socks in his mouth, and went to ask the palace maid for mouthwash without tears.
The second prince smiled as he watched the two men playing monkey tricks, while Sun Rusi was working hard to make a splash at this meandering wine table. He wanted everyone in the palace to know that his talents and learning were not inferior to those of the second prince!
Mu Qiwen smiled and held his breath, leisurely fanning the golden fan in his hand. If he hadn't seen his fat feet dangling in the water to provoke the small fish, he would have thought he was Jigong!
Unfortunately, he was destined to be tortured today.
The breeze came slowly, and a wine cup filled with Sanlejiang wandered towards him.
The second prince was overjoyed. He fell to the ground and struggled from the edge of the basin: "Question, question, question!!"
Cen Xijin held him up with a gloomy face. The boy was so excited that he almost fell into the water. He didn't know what kind of trouble he would cause if he drank the foot-washing water of so many people!
"Okay! It is said that His Royal Highness Prince Guangling is best at arithmetic, so I will give you an arithmetic question!" Cen Xijin curled her lips and followed the second prince for a long time. She wanted to trick him even though she had nothing to do.
"Hehehe, it's his grandma's, isn't this all given by friends in the world!" When Mu Qiwen heard that it was an arithmetic question, a big stone fell in his heart. If he was really tested on some classics and history, he could only drink It’s time to drink. He was pretty good at arithmetic, otherwise he wouldn't have been favored by Dr. Sun before.
"Today there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage. There are thirty-five heads on the top and ninety-four legs on the bottom. I ask: What are the pheasants and rabbits?" This question asked by Cen Xijin is the classic chicken and rabbit in the same cage.
Mu Qiwen stayed for a long time: "Ah, I, I, where is my abacus..."
