What a unique love story, it is actually a very simple and slightly gory love triangle story.
It is said that the little fat man fell in love with a little palace maid named Chong Ling in the Chengqian Palace two years ago. However, the little palace maid was devoted to the second prince. After Empress Zhuang Xi discovered the little palace maid's evil intentions, she waved her jade hand and directly She drove out of the palace. In this way, the brotherhood between Mu Yunzheng and Mu Qiwen for many years was shattered.
The more Cen Xijin listened, the more funny he became. Come on, two years ago, when these two kids were just a little older, they started engaging in a bloody love triangle?
"Don't worry, I don't like her." The second prince stared innocently at Cen Xijin with his eyes wide open. It was obviously the little palace maid's one-sided love for him that was discovered by her mother and kicked out of the palace. Everyone theorized about this matter. Is your son related to him?
Perhaps his only fault was that he was too lovable. Alas, there is nothing we can do about it.
Cen Xijin: "..." Don't worry? Fart. What does it have to do with her whether he likes that insect or not?
Mu Qiwen sniffed violently and rolled on the grass with tears streaming down his face: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Dr. Sun also punished me to copy "The Analects" a hundred times, are you satisfied? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't bully me like this," he said Poor little fat guy!"
This little appearance makes Cen Xijin so fond of him. Mu Qiwen is only two years older than Little Rouwaner, and he is also a little bully who is spoiled by his family.
She was thinking, in fact, this round little bully and her little bully, these two can be close friends!
With the plan on his mind, Cen Xijin walked to him gently and knelt down to comfort him.
But at this moment, the fat man actually threw a small, lively thing at her, but Cen Xijin subconsciously caught it with his hands.
He raised his hand and took a look, oh, this is a little frog that hasn't grown up yet.
Then, I saw him running away while shouting: "You are not a good person! None of you are good people!"
Cen Xijin smiled bitterly and picked up one of the little frog's legs. This...should she pretend to be scared?
"You, why aren't you afraid?" Mu Qiwen ran a few steps and then stopped, his voice trembling. Look, he was crying in a weird tone.
Cen Xijin imitated his strange accent and said with a wide smile: "Why should I be afraid?"
After saying that, she gradually approached him with a smile on her face.
However, when Mu Qiwen saw that Cen Xijin was still holding one of the frog's legs, Mu Qiwen fell to the ground with a clear understanding, winked and started howling again: "His grandma, I know You guys want to bully me, a poor, unloved little fat guy..."
Seeing that he was about to cry again, Cen Xijin hurriedly threw away the little frog in his hand and turned to make peace with him: "Don't worry, Prince, our Highness will copy part of the hundred times of the Analects for you!"
"What did you say?!" These were Mu Qiwen's words.
"What did you say?!" These were the words of the second prince.
Cen Xijin glanced at the second prince, then greeted Mu Qiwen with a sincere smile: "Don't worry, Prince, we will help you!"
Seeing her smiling face, the second prince felt a little relieved. His aunt was playing this as a trick to lure the enemy!
As expected, Mu Qiwen fell into the trap. When he walked forward in small steps, he saw the second prince suddenly put on a wicked smile, and Cen Xijin neatly took out a large handful of chicken feathers from his sleeves. He finally realized that Come here, you fell into the trap! It turns out that Cen Xijin’s sleeve not only contained blood sacs, but also a lot of chicken feathers!
If he were riding on a horse at this moment, he would definitely be vomiting blood, and then roll down from the horse tragically, with tears in his eyes.
Then, on the inaccessible green grassland behind the Guozi Academy, a series of tragic screams floated out.
"Hey! What are you doing! What are you doing! Ah, his grandma's! Ah! Oooh! Ah haha, it's itchy! You haha, you are so, so cruel! Wahahahaha!"
The second prince directly pushed Mu Qiwen to the ground. Cen Xi Jinxun took off his shoes and socks, then grabbed the chicken feathers and scratched the soles of his feet!
Mu Qiwen was in pain and wished to live.
Everyone around him didn't know that he, the majestic prince of Guangling Palace, was afraid of hunger and itching.
Mu Qiwen kicked his meaty legs and cried miserably: "Ah! Haha! Stop scratching, stop scratching! I was wrong, I was wrong, hahaha! I keep it a secret, I keep it a secret, I won't say anything anymore ! Ah, ugh! Haah! I don’t know anything, haha, uh! Let me go! Let me go!"
Cen Xijin stopped, put his hands on his hips and smiled proudly: "Hey, you have the guts to throw the frog, you have the guts to complain, but why don't you have the guts to let me continue to scratch the soles of my feet!"
When she said this, she felt like the old Montenegro monster on TV.
At this moment, the second prince felt that Cen Xijin was not to be offended, but he seemed to have offended her just now... Will she also want to scratch his soles later? Huh, no big deal, no big deal, he just wants her to kiss him back.
Mu Qiwen hugged her legs and began to beg: "Auntie, oh no, uncle! I know I'm wrong, stop scratching me, stop scratching me!"
Cen Xijin is so shameless that she has become someone's great-uncle. Looking at her triumphant look, it's like a spring breeze. "Your Highness, now you know that these chicken feathers are more useful than a feather duster, right?" Four taels equals a thousand catties, that's all. However, there are limitations to this. The premise is that the little fat guy’s feet don’t smell bad and he doesn’t have athlete’s foot. Otherwise, it would be her, Cen Xijin, who was crying.
The second prince helped Cen up obediently: "Yes, yes."
Empress Cen waved her hand arrogantly and ordered: "Your Highness, when you go back, remember to copy twenty copies of the Analects and give them to him tomorrow." By making him suffer, it was a kind of revenge for the previous "gnawing".
"Ah?" He didn't understand this. Wasn't this an excuse to deceive people's trust just now?
Empress Cen then began to educate him earnestly: "If you live under the same roof and don't see each other with your head down all day long, you must turn your hostility into friendship."
The second prince was speechless and thought to himself, then you still use chicken feathers to tickle the soles of other people's feet?
The two people's abnormal postures were reversed as soon as they arrived in front of the Guozi Academy. Cen Xijin, who had returned to her original form as a little sweet potato, supported the second prince very honestly and politely, and the two of them worked together in the dappled sunshine of the afternoon. Walking.
As they walked, the two of them reached the toilet again.
This time, a small group of people were looking around at the door of the toilet. Seeing Cen Xijin and the second prince coming slowly, he stepped forward and asked: "Your Highness the Second Prince! I have seen His Highness the Second Prince. Have you seen our Crown Prince?" ?”
Hearing this, the second prince looked at Cen Xijin in confusion, and Cen Xijin also looked confused: "I don't know, it seems to be over there. Are you looking there?" After that, she pointed in the direction.
The small group of people also bowed in gratitude: "Thank you, Your Highness, my eldest son. My eldest son is the most troublesome to the prince. I think I offended His Highness before. I really shouldn't... Xiao Hongshu, you and your master, you are really There are good people!”
Cen Xijin and the second prince nodded together: "Yes, yes."
