"As expected."
Muchun held up the B-ultrasound report and sighed repeatedly at the white window.
"As expected, it's true, it's true, yes!"
"ah?"
The two-dimensional scene in front of me is really not suitable for a place like a hospital.
"There is no problem with the ureter at all. Should we do a urine test? Doctor Chu, what do you think? Should we do another urine test? Should we also add a blood test? There are many early-stage cancers now. The antigen component was detected in the blood test. Should I take this opportunity to have a comprehensive health check-up?"
With an expressionless face, Chu Sisi put a capsule into the coffee machine, which made a rumbling sound.
"If I had known better, I wouldn't have needed this kind of coffee machine. It's convenient, but it's still too noisy. Just buy a coffee machine that grinds beans."
"That one is louder."
Chu Shenming and Chu Sisi said in unison.
"Eh?"
"Then grind the beans by hand. Every time a patient comes, let them grind the beans. The performance of the treadmill has been tested. Next time, let the patients grind the coffee beans. I'll slow down and take a look at the device for manually grinding the coffee beans. Is it expensive?”
I heard from the doctor just now that there was nothing wrong with the examination, but Muchun's lazy expression seemed to have something unfinished, and his expression didn't look any less relaxed.
"How's it going, doctor?"
"It's really annoying that there is no problem detected. Shouldn't there be some inflammation or something?"
“Are there any connections between inflammation and physical and mental illness?”
"Well, physical and mental diseases can easily trigger inflammatory reactions, and the resistance can also become a little over-sensitive. Sometimes the slightest sign of trouble makes you want to go into battle."
"That's it."
Looking at Muchun's hands stretching back and forth, he looked like he was throwing a spear.
"But no, there is no inflammation."
"Then let's do some more biochemical tests. Blood tests are very convenient. Let's go to the first floor for a blood test?"
blood test?
No no no.
Chu Shenming shook his head and waved.
"Is this bleeding?"
"Uh-huh."
Chu Sisi's laughter was in his ears. Although it was hidden, he still heard it.
"Then let Dr. Chu cover your eyes so that you can't see. If you can't see the blood, you won't faint."
"No, no, no, that's not good. Men and women cannot be intimate with each other."
Muchun suddenly became serious, "What are you talking about? Why can't men and women be close to each other? During treatment, doctors and patients will inevitably have physical contact. This is all for the purpose of treating the patient."
Even so, but...
"Dr. Chu, remember to clean your hands with disinfectant and apply moisturizer to make it perfect."
"I can wear gloves."
Chu Sisi responded.
"Will the gloves affect the touch?"
The coffee machine beeps. Chu Sisi didn't hold it steady, the coffee spilled on the machine, and the machine sounded an alarm.
"What's wrong?"
Chu Shenming asked subconsciously.
"How does it feel to cover your eyes?"
Mu Chun said this deliberately, to make others relax or when did Mu Chun start to learn this kind of inappropriate joke.
"Otherwise, I can just close my eyes."
Seeing that the outpatient room was a little awkward, Chu Shenming quickly tried to smooth things over.
"What, are you looking down on our Dr. Chu? Our Dr. Chu's treatment techniques are also good. I have taught him step by step."
When did you teach me step by step without even touching your fingers?
The coffee machine finally stopped whining, and Chu Sisi didn't look good.
"Really, no need, I can do it myself."
"Don't you want Dr. Chu to go with you at all? The nurses in the laboratory department on the first floor are notoriously cruel. If I see you are afraid of blood, I wonder if they will prick harder. Men, speak your mind It’s not difficult, of course I would be willing to let such a good-looking doctor as Chu Sisi accompany me.”
Totally shameless, taking advantage of his words, and not forgetting to encourage Chu Shenming to think like him.
This is not treating the disease at all, it is simply encouraging the patient to learn bad habits.
Before Chu Shenming agreed, the long blood test form had already crawled out of the printer.
With a tearing sound, Muchun tore off the test sheet and pushed it in front of Chu Shenming.
"Go ahead, the results will be available in half an hour."
"Dr. Chu, I'm sorry to bother you."
Muchun imitated the way the princess held up her skirt, lifting up both sides of her white coat and giving a slight greeting to Chu Sisi.
Chu Sisi walked to the examination room with a gloomy face, took a pair of gloves, and put them on her hands.
"Let's go."
I can't tell whether I sympathize with Chu Shenming or hate him, it's probably both.
I was able to go downstairs with Chu Sisi. There were surprisingly few steps on the five floors and walking was surprisingly easy.
After a while, we arrived at the laboratory.
With the doctor taking care of him, the nurse asked him to sit directly in front of the glass window with his arm exposed and started to insert the needle.
Chu Shenming turned his head first, and then closed his eyes tightly.
"Clench your fists," the nurse shouted.
"Hello."
"Huh? What?"
Chu Shenming was too nervous. Although he heard the nurse's voice, he didn't understand what she said.
"The nurse asked you to clench your fists." Chu Sisi stood beside Chu Shenming and put a hand on his shoulder, saying gently.
"Oh, okay, got it."
Chu Shenming clenched his fists.
"Relax, relax."
A cold hand slapped Chu Shenming's arm. Chu Shenming heard the sound again, but didn't know what to do.
"Relax, relax."
Chu Sisi became a translator, and the nurse who drew blood shook her head helplessly.
Two test tubes later, two more test tubes, a total of five test tubes.
"alright."
Chu Shenming understood this word clearly.
He stood up, pinched the little white cotton, and said thank you. Turn around and follow Chu Sisi towards the fifth floor.
"Dr. Chu, it's quite comfortable working in the hospital."
There is a line that goes with each sentence.
"Well, a doctor's job is not as easy as you think."
"Then Dr. Chu also graduated from a medical university, right?"
This question... Chu Sisi didn't want to answer. She didn't graduate from a medical university. In fact, she never went to a medical university at all.
But in front of patients, if you say this, you will definitely be questioned about the hospital's treatment level, and if it doesn't work, you will be complained.
She could only nod and muddle through.
"I still like the profession of doctor or nurse, especially for girls. Engaging in these two professions will always make people feel safe."
"Really? Because doctors and nurses are good people who save lives and help the wounded."
One hopes that the road to the fifth floor will be as long as possible, while the other wishes he could reach the fifth floor in one go.
Half an hour later, Chu Shenming's inspection report came into Mu Chun's hands again.
"It's completely normal, there's no problem at all."
"Is there nothing wrong? Is something wrong? Why am I always sleepy, have upset stomach, and can't help but have to urinate? How can there be no problem with so many symptoms?"
"This is physical and mental illness."
"Then my inspection fees..."
Chu Shenming was a little reluctant to part with the money.
"The inspection fee is not expensive, cheap, cheap."
