After hearing what Muchun said, Chu Shenming felt better. Originally, he was worried about how to say such things. Now, Chu Shenming is like a storyteller in a teahouse. Everyone is eagerly waiting for him to tell stories.
"Later, I still didn't urinate, and I don't know how long I stayed in there. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I pressed it against the door to listen to what the people outside said. When I heard it, it turned out that they were worried that I had been in there for too long. And the worried person turned out to be an 80-year-old lady sitting in the front row.
The old lady almost lost all her teeth and couldn't speak clearly. The flight attendant thought it was her husband in the toilet, who must be at least eighty years old, so he asked, "Mr., do you want some help?" .”
"Ha ha ha ha."
Muchun looked like he was enjoying it, and even choked on the coffee and coughed a few times.
"I had no choice but to put on my pants and open the door out of desperation. When the flight attendant saw me, he looked at the old lady again. The old lady seemed relieved and gave us a thumbs up again."
"So, does the old lady only know this action and grinning expression?"
"I think so too."
"Where's that old woman?"
Muchun was still in high spirits.
"Which old woman?"
"It's that old woman with a strong perfume smell."
"Oh, her."
"Yeah, is there someone else you're hiding that you haven't told us?"
"No, no, I didn't go back to my seat afterwards. I took off the bag from the luggage rack and stood at the aisle door to get some air.
After all, I have to take a long-distance bus and meet clients soon. "
Later, Chu Shenming told the customer's story again. It was said that the client had afternoon tea after lunch, afternoon tea and dinner, and then asked to have a few drinks after dinner.
Chu Shenming almost vomited, while Muchun complained: "This hot coffee is too uncomfortable to drink in summer. It would be nice if there was an ice machine or a refrigerator."
After saying that, he gave Chu Shenming a pile of white paper.
"What's this?"
"Oh, you said there is something wrong with the color of your urine. This is a list of kidney examinations. I helped you check the kidneys, ureters and bladder. You can check them together."
"Oh, okay, I also think that even if it is a psychogenic problem, it would be safer to check it out."
"That's of course. You've checked it out, so I don't have to worry. If you really have any disease that hasn't been checked out, and it becomes serious in the future, you still have to complain about my delay in getting sick. It's just deducting money from your medical insurance."
"Is it expensive?"
Chu Shenming asked.
"expensive!"
"ah?"
"Of course it's not expensive. The treatment fee for the psychosomatic department is not covered by medical insurance. My department is the most expensive."
Perhaps it was an illusion, but Chu Shenming felt that the corners of Muchun's mouth quietly raised, revealing a sinister smile.
"What other tests are there?"
"There is also a gastric endoscopy. This examination may require fasting. Have you had breakfast?"
"have eaten."
"That won't work."
"Forehead......"
"I can offer you free coffee, would you like some?"
"No, I can only eat a little bit now. I feel like it irritates my stomach and intestines and makes me uncomfortable."
"You can't drink coffee then. Just drink two bottles of water. The ureters and bladder need to be kept full for examination."
"No."
"For health's sake."
Chu Sisi took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them to Chu Shenming.
"Go ahead, wait for these two bottles of water to go down and check them out, and then you can pee freely."
What logic? Chu Shenming hesitantly went downstairs to check. However, being able to talk about all these experiences like this makes me feel much better and my stomach is not so bloated.
When he met such an illogical person, he was able to speak a few human words, and Chu Shenming's originally gloomy mood became a little brighter.
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Chu Sisi was a little irritable and restless in the clinic.
"Why aren't you wearing nurse uniform today?"
"You didn't ask for it. Besides, I can't wear a nurse uniform every day. I'm a doctor, and interns are also doctors."
"so what?"
"So what, so I shouldn't always wear a nurse uniform."
"But there are no nurses on the fifth floor, which affects patient evaluation."
"There is no nurse, and I am not a nurse."
"That's right."
Muchun seemed convinced and drank coffee alone.
Not long after, Chu Sisi heard him say again, "There's nothing wrong with wearing a nurse uniform."
"What did you say?"
Chu Sisi asked with a frown.
"nothing."
The eldest lady's temper was the eldest lady's temper after all. Not only did she have to ask questions about everything, every patient had to personally participate in the treatment, but she was also unwilling to obey Muchun's requests.
Is it okay to keep going like this?
But this is exactly what Zhang Mei wants Muchun to do.
"If Chu Sisi gives up her ambition to become a doctor, the lawyer's family doesn't need a psychotherapist."
"How about the anesthesiology department?"
Mu Chun's joke didn't make Zhang Mei smile at all. On the contrary, she glared at Mu Chun and said coldly: "Don't think that Chu Sisi's biological father is supporting you. I'm going to kick you out of the hospital system. You're no longer needed." Some strength.”
"Oh, then I will kick Chu Sisi out of the hospital system."
"Also, she is kind-hearted and always wants to help others. You'd better find a way to make her understand that not everyone deserves help."
"This can't be done."
"What did you say?"
"I can't do this."
As a human being, Muchun always tries his best to do what he promises. If he can't do it, even if you hold a kitchen knife to his neck, he won't beg for mercy.
"Didn't you talk about psychogenic gastrointestinal dysfunction? Why did you ask me to go to the internal medicine department for examination again?"
"It's okay to go to the surgery. Anyway, it's the same examination. Why don't you try to increase the benefits for everyone? The bonuses are all money."
"Doctors are not greedy for money."
Chu Sisi said confidently.
"How do you know? There is no place where there are people who are not greedy for money. Being greedy for money is not a derogatory term, but taking it without reason is evil."
"That's not what I meant, Doctor Mu."
"Psychogenic gastrointestinal disorder, do you remember the name I used to fool the patient? You didn't even take notes on it, did you?"
Chu Sisi looked at Muchun in confusion, as if she was looking at someone she didn't know at all.
But that person was Mu Chun, that person was Mu Chun, and she knew it very well every time he looked and smiled.
What's the difference?
She had read in a philosophy book that what differentiates people is not their appearance, but their soul.
Yes, the Mu Chun in front of him was indeed Mu Chun, but his soul had changed.
The original Muchun was as warm as spring. No matter how difficult the patient was, he would give the greatest encouragement and support. He was kind to everyone.
But now Dr. Mu only thinks about bonuses and can't see any sympathy.
