Chapter 98 The silly monster

Style: Fantasy Author: Feng Li SaoWords: 2223Update Time: 24/02/20 17:52:37
Looking at the powerful and upright monster in front of her, Ren Linsha didn't bother to wipe away the tears on her face and asked blankly: "What on earth are you going to do!"

The bullshit ghost thought to himself for a while, and said to himself: "I have suffered losses at the hands of outsiders twice, so I can't act recklessly this time, let alone make her angry, or save myself from pain." He had to answer: "I Don't do anything! I was dozing off, but I was woken up by your whining noise, so I came to find out what was going on."

Not to mention that the monster in front of her was ugly and fierce, but just because of his ability to speak fluently, Ren Linsha seemed to have seized the opportunity to save her life, and said happily: "Well, have you always lived in this world?"

"Ah! Always here, what's wrong?"

Ren Linsha sheathed her sword and wiped the tears on her face that had not yet come. At the same time: "Then, can I ask you a question?"

The cow shit ghost fought with Chong Chong with both hands: "Then you ask!"

"Have you seen a twenty-one or twelve-year-old man here? He is so tall, half a head taller than me. His name is Chu An." Ren Linsha gestured to Chu An's approximate height as she spoke.

"How old is twenty-one or two?" The bullshit guy put his hands on his hips, touched the back of his head with one hand, put his paw in his mouth, and looked at Ren Linsha curiously.

"That's right, just like me, almost the same age."

"I've seen two here. One followed the adults, and the other left by himself. Is he your man? Which one are you looking for?" The bullshit guy answered honestly, and asked straightforwardly.

But these straightforward answers and questions made Ren Linsha lose her slim hope. His face turned red with embarrassment, and he had no choice but to say in despair: "People..., don't talk nonsense...you can't even explain it, and I don't know which one to look for."

"How about I take you to look for them one by one?" the bullshit guy said casually.

"Really? Are you really willing to take me to find him? That's great." Ren Linsha suddenly became happy again.

"But you have to go and tell my brother first," the bastard said with a small eyebrow as if Ren Linsha was forcing him.

"Okay, let's go talk to your brother now,"

"Then let's go!"

"Wait a minute, I don't know what to call you yet!" Ren Linsha just wanted to know the name of this monster so that she could thank him.

"My name is Cow Shit Ghost," after saying that, I saw that Cow Shit Ghost was 16 or 16 feet tall in one step, and in a few steps he left Ren Linsha far behind in surprise.

Seeing that Ren Linsha didn't follow, the bullshit guy turned around and shouted: "Let's go, why are you so stunned!"

"Oh, here we come," Ren Linsha was shocked by the moving speed of the big monster that was just in front of her. In the end, he had to use his fairy sword and fly low in the sky, following behind the big monster.

Not long after, we arrived at the habitat of the cow shit ghost, which was in a deep valley. When we walked to a cave, the cow shit ghost in front of us stopped and shouted: "Brother!" After a while, the cow shit ghost in the cave stopped. A monster that was roughly the same as the Bull Shit Ghost came out, except that the one that came out of the hole was smaller.

"What are you doing?" He asked in a breathless voice, as if he was a little annoyed.

"I'm going to take her to find her man," the bullshit guy glanced at Ren Linsha and asked, "By the way, what's your name?"

Ren Linsha's face suddenly became more rosy and shiny, she cupped her hands and saluted, "Ren Linsha."

"Oh," then he looked at the three-eyed monster who was suffocating his voice, pointed at Ren Linsha and said, "I just want to take her to find her man. So you can take care of your home in the valley."

The suffocating monster narrowed his eyes at Ren Linsha and said, "I want to go too!"

"What are you going to do? You're an idiot with no brains," the bullshit guy said with an arrogant look on his face.

"You are the one who is stupid,"

Bang, the two monsters struggled together over a word, but separated again after a while.

The bullshit guy seemed to be in pain. He touched his head and winked: "You don't even know your own name. Why don't you admit that you are a fool?"

The suffocating three-eyed monster grinned and bared its teeth in anger, and at the same time made a noise of "Uh-huh," and its eyeballs were twitching in random directions. Suddenly, as if thinking of something, it moved one step in front of Ren Linsha.

The wind brought up by this monster when it moved actually made Ren Linsha unsteady on her feet and took half a step back.

The suffocating three-eyed monster sat down on the ground, looked at Ren Linsha pitifully, and asked, "Can you give me a name?"

"I...I don't know how to name it," Ren Linsha said softly.

The three-eyed monster glared and shouted loudly: "I don't care, you have to give me a name. His name is Cow Shit Ghost, and an outsider named it to him. You are also an outsider, so you have to give it to me today no matter what." Pick a name, or you won’t be able to leave here.”

Ren Linsha frowned slightly, looking at the three-eyed monster lying on the ground, which was almost as tall as herself. She was afraid of offending him, so she could only reply in a soft voice: "I won't give you a name, because I'm afraid it won't suit you." meaning!"

"What is agreeable or undesirable?" The monster looked back at the Bull Shit Ghost not far away, then looked at Ren Linsha and continued: "The person who named him said that he was called the Bull Shit Ghost. I am the overlord among ghosts. So you have to give me a name that is like an overlord." The conversation changed again, pitifully: "Please, okay?"

Ren Linsha looked at the moody monster in front of her and could only compromise. He held one hand in front of his waist and put the other on his chin. After thinking for a long time, he asked, "Do you have a last name?"

"What's your last name?" The three-eyed monster looked confused.

Ren Linsha heard the three-eyed monster's silly rhetorical question. She knew that the monster in front of her must be stupid, but she couldn't say it clearly. She said to herself: "I don't have a last name, how should I name you?" !”

Ren Linsha turned around and took two steps deep in thought, "Yes." She turned around and looked at the three-eyed monster with a smile, and said happily: "He is called Cow Shit Ghost, so you can call him Rakshasa King! How about it?"

The suffocating three-eyed monster said, "Is King Rakshasa powerful? I want it."

Ren Linsha smiled infatuatedly, she was so charming, and said: "Awesome, you are so harmful to me."

Of course, the two monsters in front of her were indeed much more powerful than her.

"Okay, my name will be Rakshasa King." The three-eyed monster, who was holding his breath, turned to look at the cow shit ghost again and said, "I have a name too." Then he stood up and jumped in front of the cow shit ghost, and said arrogantly: "If you dare to call me stupid again, I will beat you to death."

He originally thought that the cow shit ghost was jealous of him, but the cow shit ghost just turned around and jumped away slowly. At the same time, he put his hands on his hips and said disdainfully: "I got the name first, you are so proud of yourself."

The Rakshasa King has a name anyway, so he doesn't mind what kind of character the cow shit ghost is at the moment. Looking at the cow shit ghost's back, he amused himself by sticking out his tongue and making a real grimace. It was so scary.

After being happy, King Rakshasa slowly jumped not far in front of Ren Linsha, squatted down and said: "You named me, and I will be your brother from now on. Aren't you looking for a man? I will take you there." "

As soon as the bullshit guy heard this, he immediately rushed to King Rakshasa and said angrily: "I was the one who told her to take her to find a man in the first place. It's not your fault."

The Rakshasa King was naturally not an economical person, so he replied: "She named me, and I am her brother now. Only I can take her to find a man. What's wrong!"

The two monsters were quarreling again about helping Ren Linsha find a man. You said one thing and I said the other, but they always kept looking for a man. Ren Linsha's face turned red with embarrassment. In the end, he could only shout: "Okay, the three of us will go find the man together."