"I'm back!"
Pushing open the familiar yet unfamiliar door, Zheng Yuan shouted softly into the house. On his shoulder, a round ball was quietly protruding its head, curiously looking at everything around it.
Inside the house, Yiyi lowered his eyes and lay on the ground with a depressed look on his face. He didn’t even raise his head. He was born as a hunting dog. He smelled Zheng Yuan when he was close to Melk Mountain, which was a thousand miles away. He left his cheap mother (Du Muquan) and ran home to show Zheng Yuan's expression.
"Ouch!"
Baiyi glanced at Zheng Yuan resentfully, then squirmed and turned his butt towards Zheng Yuan.
"Choo Choo Choo!"
The ball on Zheng Yuan's shoulder tilted its head and looked at Baidu for a while, then screamed with joy, flapped its wings, and pounced into Baidu's fluffy hair, just like flying into the snow. The whole bird was Buried in, no trace left.
"Ouch! (Get off here!)"
Just like a human being who has been crawled by a mouse along his trouser legs, his fur suddenly exploded, and the whole dog began to shake wildly, as if a mouse had crawled into his sleeve.
With a sound of "biu~", the golden round man flew out of the 100 million furry eyes with confused eyes and crashed into the girl coming out of the forging room.
Her fair face was filled with various emotions such as joy, anger, and confusion. When she looked at Zheng Yuan, all these emotions suddenly merged together. She opened her mouth, caught the ball smoothly, and then hugged the ball with her hands on her chest. , turned away from Zheng Yuan.
"..."
Zheng Yuan, who was greeted by a set of silky moves, smiled coquettishly, touched the back of his head, then stepped forward, kicked aside the 100 million who was blocking the way, and then gently hugged Xiaomei.
"Still angry! Guess what delicious food your brother brought you."
"Hmph╯^╰!"
Xiaomei pouted, but when Zheng Yuan took out a large square silver iron box from his body that obviously couldn't fit, Xiaomei's face suddenly showed surprise.
"Hmph, I brought you a gift just for you!"
A proud smile appeared on Zheng Yuan's face. Sister, is it not easy to coax her?
"Ouch!!!!"
Just when Xiaomei put on her smile, the 100 million behind Zheng Yuan let out a shrill howl. This time, there was no meaning in its voice, only the unwillingness and anger of being abandoned.
Ever since, Xiaomei, whose condition had improved a bit just now, turned away as if she had just woken up from a dream, looking angry.
"..."
Zheng Yuan glanced at the proud 100 million behind him, feeling a little helpless.
Snapped!
Zheng Yuan stretched out his hand to strangle 100 million's big neck, and Zheng Yuan pinched the furry ears together, so 100 million, who was originally handsome and cool, looked a little more silly because his ears were lifted up.
"Didn't you say you hate the smell of sea water? I didn't take you to the sea this time. Why are you making a fuss?"
Zheng Yuan leaned his head against Yiyi's ear and asked through gritted teeth.
"Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ"
Yiyi put on a shocked expression and was so angry that he completely forgot that even if Zheng Yuan called him, he would not come...
Baiyi smiled awkwardly, with a humanized look of embarrassment on the dog's face.
With a "pop", he controlled his body to shrink, escaped from Zheng Yuan's grip, and became the size of an ordinary dog. He tilted his head and looked at Zheng Yuan, showing a "wisdom" expression.
"silly dog."
Zheng Yuan said with disgust and looked at Yiyi with disdain.
"Woof!"
The 100 million dog barked, wagging its tail and ran away. He said that he was just a dog and didn't know anything. It was not him who had been telling Xiaomei that Zheng Yuan was not him. After all, he was just a dog.
"This silly dog has such a good brain for nothing."
Zheng Yuan raised his head and felt that 100 million brains that were comparable to computers were not worth it.
"Oh, I still have to coax Xiaomei. Who did I learn this from?"
Looking at the angry Xiaomei, Zheng Yuan felt dizzy.
"If I could coax girls, how could I have been single in my previous life?"
Zheng Yuan secretly cursed.
...
Facts have proved that Zheng Yuan is still very good at coaxing this sister, who is written as not related by blood, but read as the daughter who was brought up by his own hands.
Just tickling Xiaomei's itchy flesh like a child, Xiaomei burst out laughing, completely forgetting that she was having trouble.
Then, what was not given away before was the white sand razor clam shell and the eagle-billed black turtle shell, plus crystal pearls, snow-white fish scales, dozens of precious beauty ingredients, and the ultimate whitening cream blended with the high-tech of the mermaid clan. The last course of treatment can make your skin delicate, white and shiny. Zheng Yuan personally tested it and his skin is now crystal clear and white.
After coaxing Xiaomei to sleep, Zheng Yuan broke into a cold sweat when he looked at his sister sitting on the sofa, curiously playing with sub-space sea shells and holding a ball on her head. Women are really scary. It's better to be single.
"Am I right?"
Zheng Yuan looked to the side. Xiang Bai, who had pale hair, a fishtail body, and skin as fair as snow, stood there with a smile. He didn't say a word, but just looked at Zheng Yuan without blinking.
...
"On the other side of the mountains and on the other side of the sea..."
Wearing an unbuttoned white shirt, revealing his perfect abs, he looked like a swinger Zheng Yuan, humming softly while handling the collection hanging at the door.
A lot of bacon chicken and duck, and a large ham as high as Zheng Yuan are drying in the scorching sun. Melk Mountain has a dry environment and extremely high altitude, which is a good place for making bacon.
Of course, bacon is not made by drying it in the sun. It relies on the power of time. It will become extremely delicious under the influence of time by staying quietly in a cool and ventilated place.
Zheng Yuan took them out just to check their condition, and by the way, he used the power of the sun to add some sunshine flavor to these bacon.
The cured chicken and duck were all in good condition. Zheng Yuan nodded with satisfaction, especially this ham. It was made from the only leg of the two-horned pig with combat level 43. It was different from the scrawled appearance and the top of the neck. The ugly pig that encircles the eight anise is called an octagonal beast.
The two horns of the two-horned pig refer to the sharp single horn on the top of the head and the single leg supporting the huge body. The former once penetrated Zheng Yuan's abdomen, and the latter almost kicked Zheng Yuan to death.
But that was all in the past. Once, Yu and Zheng Yuan were evenly matched in a life-and-death fight. Both horns were fully utilized. The horns were made into a peerless kitchen knife by Xiaomei, which was hung in the knife holder in the house. The feet are hung here, making a fragrant ham.
There is a thick layer of light red mold hanging on the surface of this ham. This is a delicious mold that Zheng Yuan specially put on, which can effectively increase the flavor of the ham.
Zheng Yuan was in a good mood and turned the ham over to let it dry evenly. This leg had been hanging for almost three years. Zheng Yuan planned to spend some time and open it on his 21st birthday, which would be enough to dry it. He and Zuo Aimaru were all invited to come over for a gathering.
"Time flies so fast, time flies like an arrow."
Zheng Yuan sighed with emotion, and Xiang Bai stood quietly beside him, tilting his head as if leaning against Zheng Yuan.
"Are you real, or am I imagining it?"
Zheng Yuan secretly said.
ps: Fake Corpse, I suddenly want to have perfect attendance after it is released. I will see if it works. If it works, I will update it every day. After all, I am now, finally, unemployed!
