In the wide wooden house, a strong man with long hair twitched from time to time, and then jumped forward or backward several meters, knocking over countless things.
"Difficult."
Zheng Yuan smoothed the goosebumps on his arms and scratched the back of his head. The buff brought by eating real mushrooms made Zheng Yuan extremely sensitive at this time. Sometimes just a speck of dust falling from the ceiling can also arouse the instinct of the human body. , and then avoid it.
Because it was a completely subconscious behavior, Zheng Yuan only realized that he had dodged after dodging, so he could not control the decrease in his sharp perception.
"boom!"
There was another thrill. When a piece of white dog hair was only one centimeter away from Zheng Yuan's neck, Zheng Yuan suddenly dodged to the left, and then hit 100 million for real.
Two-thirds of his body was directly embedded in Qi Yi's belly. From Qi Yi's glaring eyes, he could tell how uncomfortable this was.
"Ouch! (It hurts so much!)"
One hundred million stared straight at Zheng Yuan with watery eyes. He was just taking a nap. He was hit like this before he fell asleep, and his face was full of grievances.
"So why don't you have such side effects?"
Zheng Yuan didn't feel any guilt at all. Looking at the big dog being fucked by him, he suddenly had an idea. He remembered that this big white dog had eaten real mushrooms before. Why did it react so little?
"Ouch. (I'm a hunting dog! Although this mushroom enhancement is indeed useful to me, it's just the icing on the cake. Boss, if your mind is as dull as a stone and suddenly enlightened, of course it will be a big reaction.)"
Yiyi glanced at Zheng Yuan with contempt, then raised his head proudly and pointed his nose at Zheng Yuan.
"Ouch. (Hahaha, boss, you should just continue to suffer like this. Your body will get used to it in a few days.)"
"I said, have you not figured out the situation yet?"
Zheng Yuan looked helplessly at the 100 million that floated up inexplicably.
"Ouch?"
Yiyi let out a meaningless growl of confusion, and then as if he thought of something, the dog's face became serious.
"That's right, it's just what you think. With me like this, we probably won't have anything to eat tonight. In my situation, even the sparks flying from the fire would scare me into throwing away the spatula."
"Ouch? (Then I can go back to Shirin Temple or go to Kumokakukan to eat... you will let me go? Right?)"
Yiyi looked at the boss who raised him and treated him like a family member, with a look of admiration on his face.
"Hehehe, I have no food and you still want to go out and eat alone? What do you think?"
Zheng Yuanxie laughed out loud. The upper half of his face was covered by the darkness of the room, making him look like a villain.
"Ouch! (No!)"
A hundred million illusions were shattered, and he covered his eyes and moved his body as if he didn't want to face reality.
"Where do you want to go? Come on and share the joys and sorrows with me, your boss!"
Zheng Yuan stretched out his evil hand, grabbed Bai Yi's temple hair, and grabbed Yi Yi who was swaying toward the door.
"Ouch! (You can't do this!)"
...
The smoke from the kitchen was floating in the middle of the misty forest that was supposed to be deserted. Zheng Yuan was holding a huge wooden stick and stirring the cauldron in front of him.
At this time, Zheng Yuan seemed to have returned to normal, without his previous startled behavior.
"Are you ready? I'm so hungry!"
Yiyi was lying on the ground, his originally white and beautiful hair had turned a little dull, and he whispered feebly.
"Not yet, are you so exaggerated that you are so hungry after not eating for a day? Have you really experienced the practice of food righteousness?"
Picking up a small spoon, scooping up a little soup, taking a sip, Zheng Yuan nodded with satisfaction.
"The misty transparent fish soup tastes really good. Let's start dinner."
He took the cauldron off the fire, and the bubbling water gradually calmed down. He poured out half of it to the eager 100 million. Zheng Yuan took his own portion and shrank into a corner.
"It's as transparent as fish made of glass, but the stewed soup is so thick and white!"
Zheng Yuan wiped the corner of his mouth that was almost drooling, and took a sip without ignoring the hot pot.
The soup is fresh and delicious. The slightly thick soup is filled with soup juice when you eat it. It expands and tastes like misty transparent fish meat similar to tofu. When making the soup, Zheng Yuan also sprinkled a few sleepless wolfberries into it, which is nourishing and satisfying. Hungry body.
“It’s so delicious…”
The sweet fish soup made Zheng Yuan couldn't help but close his eyes and take a closer look. Before he finished his daily comments and emotions, the scenery in front of Zheng Yuan suddenly changed. Zheng Yuan, who was drinking fish soup in his corner one second, appeared beside him the next second. At the top of the big tree, the 100 million people who were working hard looked up curiously, and then sank their heads into the cauldron again.
"What's it about this time?"
Stabilizing the big bowl where the soup almost spilled, Zheng Yuan recalled what happened before, and then turned his attention to the culprit - a little bamboo rat that smelled the smell and came out to take a look at the little bamboo rat that was running away with its head in its arms. Maybe it saw the fish soup in Zheng Yuan's hand. , being hungry, it naturally showed some appetite and hostility toward Zheng Yuan because it wanted to take away the fish soup. When it felt such a slight hostility, Zheng Yuan's keen sixth sense began to kick in, allowing Zheng Yuan to avoid the sight of the bamboo rat.
"Oh, I still have to work hard to raise my threshold... Why do I feel like I'm having sex? No, it's because I'm too dirty. I need to reflect on it..."
Zheng Yuan just squatted among the trees, drinking fish soup while thinking about various things, and his eyes began to look as wise as a wise man.
...
"Master Zhen, the real mushroom was captured successfully!"
Standing side by side with 100 million in front of Master Zhen, Zheng Yuan gave a thumbs up and smiled like a green kappa.
"Really?"
Master Zhen smiled slightly, and the white lenses of his spectacles flashed. Zheng Yuan and Yiyi, who were standing in front of him a second ago, suddenly appeared hundreds of meters away. The strong wind caused by their movements shook Master Zhen's house. Not much white hair left.
"Yes, the capture was indeed successful."
Master Zhen nodded, and then took out two red booklets from his arms.
"What's this?"
Zheng Yuan returned to the place as quickly as possible and took the red book with some curiosity. On the red cover were written three large characters inlaid with gold - Shilin Temple!
"Graduation certificate."
Master Zhen raised his eyes and spoke concisely.
"Graduation certificate, what degree? I'm not bragging, but I have a diploma from Totsuki University."
Zheng Yuan handed over a book of 100 million, and then started joking with Master Zhen.
"It's a master's degree, but you won't need it, just keep it as a souvenir."
Master Zhen smiled and continued.
"Well, Zheng Yuan, 100 million, congratulations on mastering Shiyi. I have to say that you really exceeded my expectations. I didn't expect that the man who just came here and directly threatened the entire Shilin Temple could master it so quickly. Shiyi, 100 million people were just beasts without good etiquette before this. Congratulations, you have grown up!"
