"awesome!"
The cold and bubbly soda water immersed Zheng Yuan's body. Countless bubbles burst on every inch of skin, making it extremely comfortable.
"Gulu gulu."
Burying his head in the creek, Zheng Yuan opened his mouth wide and took a swig of soda and sparkling water.
This is a trickling river, and Zheng Yuan is stationed near it.
"Oh my god, it feels so good, hiccup~"
After drinking a lot of sparkling water, Zheng Yuan let out a long burp.
"Anyway, this is too weird! It's completely exposed to the air, and there are still bubbles like this. And it's obviously as sweet as a hundred, but it doesn't feel sticky even after washing and even without wiping your body!"
Although this was not his first time bathing in this small river, Zheng Yuan still couldn't understand it.
"Oh! What kind of fish is this? It looks delicious!"
Leaning on the water, Zheng Yuan saw a fish swimming leisurely in the river.
Detection: Coconut oil fish, Snakehead family, Snakehead family, lives in rivers rich in aquatic plants or beverages, swims very fast, length: 1.42 meters, width: 0.41 meters, weight: 76 kilograms, epidermis is scaly, no small bones in the body, subcutaneous Rich in fat.
Capture level: 1.
Edible status: Edible, 3.3 kcal/g Coconut oil fish is rich in oil. After the fish oil is heated, it will emit the fragrance of coconut oil. However, eating it raw will be extremely greasy, the fish oil will have a strong fishy smell, and it is indigestible by the human body.
Cooking method: The current best method is to remove the scales of the fish, wrap it with herbs and wrap the whole body in lotus leaves, wrap it in milk paste and marinate it for 30 minutes, then bake it in charcoal for 35 minutes (see details).
"Hey hey hey, here I come!"
Using both hands and feet, he moved forward with breaststroke. First, he quietly circled behind the coconut fish, then exerted all his strength, tightened his beautiful muscles, and rushed towards the coconut fish like a torpedo, and then...
There was nothing more. How could a person swim over a fish in the water? The coconut oil fish just flicked its tail and slipped out from between Zheng Yuan’s fingers. Then it swam five meters in front of Zheng Yuan, swimming around leisurely. , the godless fish eyes blinked like a mockery.
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The black man's question mark made Zheng Yuan depressed, and then he got angry.
"Just wait for me!"
Gritting his teeth, Zheng Yuan rushed towards the coconut oil fish.
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"Is this the Carlo Forest?"
Looking at the silent forest under the sunlight, the man murmured to himself.
"I'm hungry, Master!"
The girl tugged on the man's trouser leg and whispered with her eyes wide open.
The man picked up the girl with one hand and said, "Then let's go eat. You must be hungry after walking for so many days. Let's go in again tomorrow!"
The man kept talking, and the girl held the man's head, "I want to eat cake and chocolate!" the girl said crisply.
"Then let's go in and take a look!"
The man walked into the town with a smile and hugged the little girl.
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"Bah! It's a waste of my hair!"
Zheng Yuan held an ice spear in his hand, with a big fish about the same height as himself skewered on it. Blood flowed out from the wound, leaving scarlet red in the water and on the ground.
He touched the remaining one-third of his black hair with some distress, and looked at the coconut oil fish with unhappiness as its mouth opened and closed due to lack of oxygen.
He kept chasing the coconut oil fish in the water for half an hour. After being ridiculed dozens of times, Zheng Yuan finally couldn't help it anymore and cheated.
"I'll eat you right away!"
When Zheng Yuan returned to his camp, he glared at a coconut oil fish. The ice spear in his palm turned into a stick. After knocking the coconut oil fish unconscious, the ice stick turned into a fish scale planer and began to scrape the scales.
"Where are the vanilla grains?"
Zheng Yuan looked through the plants he planted next to the camp. They were filled with vegetables and spices.
"found it!"
Pick off the dog's tail from a plant that looks like a dog's tail grass, pinch it with your hands, and small black vanilla grains will be revealed. After marinating the fish, Zheng Yuan lay down in the small camp he made.
"Cool!"
He lay down on the sharp tooth cheese rabbit skin with a thick layer of dry bark underneath, crossed his legs, and ate the chocolate mud in his hand.
"Are the people from IGO coming? The food party is okay too! I am also a food cell awakener, but at worst I am a criminal! It's been a month! My hair has turned half black! I will really feel bad if I don't come. gone!"
Zheng Yuan buried his head in the soft fur and breathed in the milky air. Zheng Yuan was helpless.
It has been a full 14 days since the last low-fat wolf. I originally planned to build a hut, but it became bigger and bigger, and now there are even fields next to it!
After gaining superhuman strength, Zheng Yuan discovered that building a small house was so simple. He used to sweat even setting up a tent, but now?
Using a rabbit's tooth as a knife, Zheng Yuan can easily cut down a tree with a diameter of one meter to build a house even with only one hand. With a few brushes, the logs can be turned into wood chips. He can crush the wood chips simply by pressing down with his hands without using a hammer. One meter into the mud.
The roof was made of branches and then covered with low-fat wolf skin. Zheng Yuan directly shoveled out the fields outside the door with rabbit teeth. It took less than two hours to make all these things. Zheng Yuan spent most of his time hunting. spent in.
"Although I don't have a mobile phone to play with, why do I feel more comfortable than when I was a social animal in my previous life? At least I eat well."
Covering his eyes with his arms, Zheng Yuan recalled the past.
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Zheng Yuan naturally cannot be an orphan. Maybe there are not enough orphans, so God found Zheng Yuan, a parent with both parents, to make up the difference.
There is also a younger brother at home who cost 10,000 yuan to have, so Zheng Yuan is not that hard to accept his death.
At least when the screaming BMW with its wipers and double flashers on crashed into him at a speed of 80 yards, Zheng Yuan, who had been working overtime for 14 hours a day for a month, did not have much fear in his heart. Instead, what flashed through his heart was Relief, relief, and the joy of finally having money at home.
"My shitty life should be worth hundreds of thousands, right?"
With such thoughts in mind, perhaps due to the drowsiness caused by continuous overtime work, Zheng Yuan did not have time to avoid the BMW, or in other words, basically no human being can avoid the retrograde car that suddenly rushed towards him at 80 miles away from 10 meters away, right?
The body was shot away, the head hit the lamppost on the roadside, dizziness and pain. I used to always want to end my life in a glorious way, but people can always die so hastily.
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Recalling the past, the fish was almost ready to be marinated. I let go of my sadness. I couldn't eat such good things before. How do people want to be content? Isn't it?
"It's a fart, wqnmd."
A sudden roar startled the flying birds, and Zheng Yuan suddenly felt much relieved, as if the constipation caused by eating too many instant noodles had finally been resolved.
"cooked rice!"
He made a fire, threw the grilled fish into the fire, picked up a few sweet-tasting roots and threw them in, and then sat boredly by the fire. Zheng Yuan's face was illuminated by the swaying flames.
"What are we going to do next?"
After remembering the past, it’s time to think about the future.
"At the beginning, I wanted to run away by myself and then change my identity and join the IGO to lick the protagonist. Now that I think about the original owner, I will kill a few scumbags. The kind and lawful IGO will at least not kill me immediately, and then explain the truth, plus I have gourmet cells. , there must be a lot of benefits for such a valuable talent to join IGO, and you can also be exempted from the wanted order, which is obviously so cool, nmd, why? Am I really that unattractive?"
I stayed in the forest for a full month. In the first week, I didn’t even wash my face, not to mention taking a shower. Fortunately, my teeth weren’t dirty and my mouth didn’t smell bad, but I still looked like a savage, naked all over the floor. Channel.
After his cells became more satisfied, Zheng Yuan started to set up camp and do some things.
"hungry!"
After not eating for half an hour, my cells started to get restless again, and I felt hungry.
Ignoring the hot charcoal, Zheng Yuan grabbed the black charcoal-like thing, cracked the shell, and the aroma gushed out.
It is the aroma of coconut oil, which is refreshing and not greasy, followed by the aroma of vanilla grains and fish meat. The three aromas are intertwined and attack Zheng Yuan's nasal cavity.
"Thanks for all the ingredients in the world, I'm ready to go!"
Use homemade wooden chopsticks to pick up a piece of fish, and the meat and skin will be picked up tremblingly.
"The oil content! Oh my God!"
Zheng Yuan was amazed, his stomach growled with dissatisfaction, and he accused Zheng Yuan of not paying attention to the meal.
Put it in your mouth, the fish meat is full of the aroma of coconut oil, the fish skin is soft and waxy, and the fish meat is full of oil. It melts in your mouth as soon as you lick it with your tongue. The strong aroma bursts into your mouth, and the aftertaste of vanilla lingers in your mouth. Come up.
“It’s so delicious!”
His eyes widened, his chopsticks made a shadow, and a whole fish disappeared into Zheng Yuan's mouth in a short while.
Zheng Yuan didn't even waste the remaining fish oil that came out during the grilling, and ate it with the roots grilled with the fish in coconut oil.
"Thank you driver, I love you!"
His mouth was full of oil after eating. Zheng Yuan wiped his mouth and thanked him sincerely.
