Liyue Port is a magical place.
After all, you can see the Demon God of Pudu in the bushes on the roadside, and you can even hear the wonderful news from the soldiers of the Qianyan Army that "Xiang Zun had a criminal record with them back then."
After all, the city is big, so you never know whether the guest in front of you has a different identity.
Maybe an old man walking by you is a legendary immortal.
For example, such a scene is happening in the commercial street now.
"This one, this one, and this one, yes, wrap them all up for me."
Mi·Nu, the master of fashion design, is wearing glasses and selecting ready-made clothes with a very picky and elegant manner.
Don't ask, it's just for Jin Peng.
This kid is still the same after 1800 years. Although the immortals all have impure bodies, from Mi Nu's point of view, this is simply a disservice to Jin Peng himself.
You can't even put on your clothes properly. It seems like you are living a sloppy life without your brothers!
Fushe, who put away his four-arm form and appeared in his normal human form, sat next to Mandrill, each holding a cup of fruit tea and sipping it calmly.
By the way, Fushe's other hand was placed on Mandrill's shoulder, holding a brush full of ink between his fingers.
Mandrill didn't sit here voluntarily.
"Hey, what do you think of this?"
"Isn't this the formal style of Mondstadt? Wouldn't the color be too cold for Jin Peng? Jin Peng doesn't smile much in the first place, so it would be too cold for him to wear this one."
Ying Da and Fanan murmured: "It seems right. If we continue to wear this kind of cold and hard color, I'm afraid many little girls will have to walk around Jinpeng eight hundred meters away."
"Hey, how about we change our thinking. There are also some types with warmer tones. Can Mi Nu take them back for reference and make revisions?"
"Warmer color? Pink?"
Mandrill's pupils trembled.
"I was originally thinking of blue, green and gold, but pink is really good. It is said that the young master also seems to have a set of pure pink clothes. It will definitely be very cute if Jin Peng wears it too."
"More than that, I heard from Paimon and Xiao Taozi that Xiangzun wore women's clothing during the Lantern Festival. Do you want Jin Peng to wear it in private for us to see?"
Mandrill struggled violently.
"Don't think about it, Jinpeng."
Fushe accurately threw the fruit tea cup into the trash can: "With brother here, do you think you can run away?"
"But don't worry. Everyone has good intentions when choosing clothes for you, but in the end they must respect your personal wishes."
Fushe coughed dryly: "To be honest, although I also look forward to what you look like in women's clothing, I will definitely stand by your side to help you refuse."
elf:......
"Floating house."
Mandrill suddenly said: "It's better to worry about yourself."
"From that time on, even if Mi Nu has designed clothes for you, you don't plan to wear them."
"I could find quite a few reasons before, but guess what reasons I can find now."
Fushe's expression froze.
"Three."
Mandrill suddenly said: "You've almost picked it out for me. Why don't we pick out a few items for Brother Fushe?"
The eyes of the three Yakshas lit up.
Fushe suddenly looked horrified.
Jin Peng calls himself "Brother Fushe"!
But he called it when he was about to trap himself!
"Uh-huh, I just received a message from the young master. The Qianyan Army needs my help as a reference for the ancient battle formation drills, so I won't accompany you."
Just as Fushe was about to get up, Mandrill grabbed him and pinned him down, giving Mi Nu time to rush over and work together to hold Fushe down.
"Don't leave, Fushe~big brother~"
Mi laughed angrily: "If Jin Peng didn't tell me, I would have almost forgotten. What was my identity back then? I designed all the emperor's clothes. You, an old gangster with a rebellious face, can't get the designs." You don’t even wear it in front of you.”
Ying Da and Fanan also came over, their eyes filled with the look of watching a good show.
"Yes, yes, brother Fushe, come on, let us choose the most handsome suit for you, the one that best highlights your handsome suit as Grand Marshal Teng She!"
Fushe:......
Mandrill nodded: "You can consider the shining purple suit over there, the kind that still flashes when walking in the sun."
Generally speaking, Fushe's clothes are all black base, with rock color and dark purple as pattern decoration.
Needless to say, the meanings of black and rock colors, dark purple mainly corresponds to the two points of "unknowable like darkness" and "moving like thunder".
But Shine Purple…
"I do not want!"
Mi Nu and Mandrill silently strengthened themselves.
"That's not up to you!"
...
One end of the commercial street is persecuting Fu She, and the other end is doing the same thing, except that the target of the persecution has become Kong.
And the people who persecuted him were the two people in front of him who called each other "sister-in-law" and "sister-in-law" very passionately.
Everything changed after Sanqiu returned all the rough stones he had spent to himself, and then happened to meet Ying who came to meet and chat with his brother.
The shopping war begins!
From the beginning, it was a bit restrained, until later on, my sister and sister-in-law called each other very affectionately. It only took less than half an hour.
Sora cried silently.
Obviously I am the one who has been traveling with Paimon until now!
And you, Ying!
Have you forgotten the experience of traveling across the sea of stars with my brother and me?
It's not that the two of them are jealous, but the feeling of loneliness that rises inexplicably in their hearts is real.
Moreover, there were a group of men in all black suits and sunglasses surrounding him!
They are all brothers who are still willing to serve Her Royal Highness the Princess even after the curse is lifted.
A bodyguard group of strong men in sunglasses!
Rather than being a bodyguard, it is better to say that he is here to monitor "His Royal Highness" to prevent him from running away.
The bodyguards are used as wallets, and Kong is used as companions to accompany his wife and sister shopping.
The level of torture can only be said to be in a state of continuous soaring.
"Well, I have to go to the toilet."
Yuan Shang coughed dryly: "Your Highness, you are also a demon-level figure, so you don't need to use such a poor excuse. Or if you are willing to let your brothers share a cubicle with you, we can go there."
Sora: "Then I want to eat!"
A man in sunglasses took out a notepad and pen from his arms, and respectfully handed them to Sora's eyes with both hands.
"Your Highness, please write down the snacks you want to eat, and we will bring them to you within ten minutes!"
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Sanqiu, save me!
【大日】: If you can’t save him, just wait for death.
【traveller】:? ? ?
[Big Day]: I sensed a mental thought calling my name with a hint of despair. I thought it was some guy who had a problem in the wild. After I let go of the sense, I realized it was you.
[Traveler]: Save me! speed!
[Big Day]: Brother, the only thing I can do is invite you to dinner in the evening and give you an hour or two of rest to adjust. I can’t help you with anything else.
[Traveler]: Just open a portal for me in the air!
[Big Sun]: Do you miss Paimon’s embrace?
Sora felt suffocated.
Yes, this guy is a bastard who got himself into trouble through the portal.
Having said this, Sora also remembered that it was true that Sanqiu could open the teleportation gate anytime and anywhere, but Ying also had a teleportation network that he could use.
The members of the cult are all over Teyvat. With the Princess of the Abyss giving the order, it is not easy to find someone.
Moreover, Kong felt that if he was arrested and brought to justice, shopping like today might have to happen every now and then until he left Teyvat.
[Traveler]: Go prepare a feast now! I want a meal that will take me five or six hours!
【大日】: If you want to say that, then I would recommend having a dinner at Wan Min Tang. The main thing is delicious and convenient. You can always trust the craftsmanship of Xiangling and Guoba.
null:......
Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?
[Traveler]: Just have a normal dinner, or we can cook together, what do you think?
[Big Sun]: Calm down, brother, I have decided on a place at Liuli Pavilion. You can mention it to Paimon and Yingmei first. Maybe we can leave for the dinner party an hour and a half in advance, and help you get out of trouble in advance.
[Traveler]: Good brother!
