After the birthday party, two night owls, Gu Sanqiu and Zhong Li, were responsible for cleaning the battlefield, while everyone else was driven back to sleep.
"It's just that dad, what is the smell of the shower gel floating on your body? It's a bit novel."
Gu Sanqiu chuckled: "Now I finally understand why the girl bought a large box of cream."
If the normal cream cake is for eating, the extra large box of cream purchased was specifically for turning Zhongli into a snowman.
"I'm curious why you're not there kid."
Zhongli wiped the plate: "You didn't get beaten. According to common sense, this is almost impossible."
"The birthday girl has spoken. After all, everyone's main target is you."
Gu Sanqiu wiped the table clean: "What do you think, dad, when the conference starts, you can be a special commentator for me?"
"A martial arts tournament, it's a way to have fun."
Zhongli also asked the same question as Vulcan.
"This time, I'm sure there won't be any strange changes hidden from us."
"No more, no more, just to make money and gain fame."
Gu Sanqiu shrugged: "Whether it is the sub-regions of each country or the finals, as long as the flow of people comes together, it will benefit in many ways. The General Affairs Department and Yuehai Pavilion are losing their hair rapidly during this period."
When Gu Sanqiu proposed this plan, it can only be said that the majority of social animals were dumbfounded.
We thought Xiangzun was here to relieve our stress, but we didn’t expect you were the real devil!
Gu Sanqiu's original words at the time were, "Don't worry, it's not just a large-scale sports meeting." But the social beasts didn't think so.
The entire Mora Paradise plus Liyue Port, taking into account the throughput capacity of passengers and various commodities, must formulate a very complete process plan from now on, otherwise big things may happen.
No, something big will happen!
Zhongli put his tools away and said, "Where's the security?"
"No need to worry about this."
Gu Sanqiu touched his chin: "Qian Yanjun's investment over the years is not in vain, and this time I will go out as a group."
"Let's do it, then I will hang them all on a high place to show the public."
"And, if nothing else happens, some of the participants from the Vulcan side should also come over to take charge of this matter."
Gu Sanqiu shook his head: "It's a pity. Although it's a battle, it's actually more about fighting than killing. Otherwise, I might even be able to condense another law."
"Your unyielding determination is very high, you are not in a hurry in a short time, and your current physical condition is not suitable for continuing to materialize the law."
Zhongli said: "As for the special commentator, I have no problem with it. Are there any other candidates?"
Gu Sanqiu thought about it and said, "Well, how about letting Brother Manpower come? Anyway, the current karma is not so much an obstacle as it is a characteristic of Brother Mantra. It has no impact at all."
"Let Brother Mandrill be the special guest commentator. It just cures his social fear and prevents him from being unable to say a few words when he meets a stranger."
"There are almost a few other invited commentators from all over the world. Inazuma's side must be Kitsune, Chiyo, and Mond."
The father and son were suddenly silent.
"Dad, do you think that if I invite my good uncle over to hold a concert or something at the opening ceremony of the martial arts festival, do you think he will refuse?"
Zhongli thought for a moment: "Based on common rationality, as long as the money is enough, he shouldn't refuse."
"That's good."
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers: "But, I'm really looking forward to having a few acquaintances in the finals."
Zhongli was stunned: "Aren't you going to join the war?"
"Not going."
Gu Sanqiu calmly made tea: "I'm over a thousand years old, I don't want to bully children."
"Besides, if I play, it would be nice if my opponent can perform normally."
Question: When your opponent is a madman with such a temper that he can even chop down the phantom in the sky with two swords, will you feel any pressure?
Answer: Nonsense!
Zhongli thought about it and found that this was really the case.
"That's right. If you go up there, you're going too far."
"Of course, the most important thing is to have a sense of suspense."
Gu Sanqiu poured a glass for Zhong Li: "Let's have a duel with similar strengths. The expectations created by then will be quite high."
Zhongli looked at his traitor: "Do you want to open the market?"
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "How is that possible? If I really want to cause trouble, I will definitely do it as my second child. Then I will secretly manipulate the schedule and directly control the situation."
"I have no control over other places, but those of us in Liyue who like to do this kind of thing have been warned by Ye Lan. If you dare to open the handicap, you will go to the layer rock to mine."
"Creating an atmosphere of anticipation and excitement, whether after the game or during the game, can stimulate consumption through this way of stimulating emotions."
Zhongli:.
To be honest, this kid was always talking about making money, so he was relieved a lot. At least he didn't have to worry about giving other people a big surprise when he was inexplicable.
"Speaking of which, I really need your help with something."
Gu Sanqiu put down his tea cup, looking a little surprised.
"Is it so formal? Dad, come and hear it?"
"I need a weapon."
Zhong Li thought for a moment: "It's a handy weapon, don't tell me anything and go get one customized by Han Feng Lao Zhang."
Gu Sanqiu was interrupted from casting a spell and subconsciously scratched his head.
"Oh, I can't order it from Lao Zhang. How about asking Xiao Jin? According to me, Xiao Jin's forging level is already very good."
"No, come on."
Zhongli said: "The material must be able to withstand a standard higher than that of an immortal. Otherwise, the performance will be affected. If you are not careful, the weapon may break."
The corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched: "Really or not, I can understand daddy, you want to make a new weapon to prevent Guan Hong from being exposed to others, but why do you want to make such a powerful one?"
Isn't the guest of the Hall of Rebirth the kind who only knows how to spend money? Elite monsters like Liyue are almost out of power, so there is no need for you to take action.
“It needs to be a little different.”
Zhongli blew a breath of hot air: "The raw stone has an excellent effect on everyone, and I stand in the eyes of some people. As a mysterious guest of the Hall of Rebirth, I always have to be a little different."
"I can understand your purpose of holding a martial arts meeting. It should be to weaken the differences between immortals and mortals and further strengthen everyone's martial habits."
"When everyone is changing, if someone doesn't change, that's the biggest flaw."
Gu Sanqiu said thoughtfully: "Oh, that's it."
Zhongli nodded happily: "You can teach me."
"Then this is actually quite simple, and there is also a method that can directly strengthen Guanhong from the material aspect."
Gu Sanqiu gestured: "I'll ask Shijinhui and Liben to find a way to collect more demon remnants and other things, and then burn some plain fire to get them out."
Zhongli:?
"what you up to?"
"It's just a weapon, simple."
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers: "Come on, Dad, let's gather people and burn everything under Guyun Pavilion with fire. I'll give you the prototype of the Ten Thousand Gods and Thousand Demons Gun."
"The spear that condenses all the power and dreams of defeating demon gods in the land of Liyue since ancient times must be very powerful, right? Of course, it can be easily transformed into other types of weapons."
"If necessary, you can even forge the original embryo into the shape of a magical weapon and get something like a bell, tripod, tower seal, etc. to hold it in your hand."
