"Then come on, even though I'm almost the same as him in terms of heels, I really can't help you."
Personality and outlook on life are acquired.
Although there is no such thing as the beginning of man in Teyvat, a lot of wisdom can be summarized through time and social phenomena.
When Albedo came to Mondstadt, what he gained was a naughty and mischievous sister, freedom and care from the land of thousands of winds, and the love of his family.
Although there are similarities between artificial humans and dolls, judging from life experience, Albedo's happiness index is definitely 10,000 miles ahead of Lei Canao.
The description of one in the sky and one on the earth is definitely not an exaggeration.
"Let's go. I hope no girl will come over and ask for a photo album for you later."
At that time, you can choose to call Qianyanjun over, but whether you can call him or not is a question.
Oh ho ho~
Gu Sanqiu came to Shanbing's stall and unexpectedly found that the other party's "business" was actually pretty good?
He was selling some small wooden toys. The swords were pretty common versions, and there were even a few exquisite cannon models.
The weapons on the stalls are clearly marked with prices, and there is a special note that children must be accompanied by a guardian to purchase.
Guobeng really wasn't lying. He seriously wanted to participate in the event, otherwise he wouldn't have listed such "useless" things based on his character.
But the reason remains a mystery.
However, his current appearance is quite interesting. The large decoration, which he didn't know was a hat or a hat, was put aside, and he was wearing a suspender-style apron to prevent his clothes from getting stained by sawdust.
It is an apron that ordinary housewives (husbands) wear when cooking.
Guobeng just sat upright on a wooden pile, wearing gloves and doing carpentry work seriously. There was a sign next to him saying "Professional actions, please do not imitate".
Because except for some delicate work that requires tools, most of the time he just starts cutting wood directly.
Being strong has this advantage, it is simple and crude.
"It looks like it's imitating those super cannons you have at home."
The skirmisher raised his eyes and glanced: "What do you need? All toys are clearly priced. Models that require private customization will cost double."
Gu Sanqiu:
"Do you think I'm here to discuss business with you?"
"I know you're not here to discuss business, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to make a fortune from you."
The skirmisher patted the sawdust on his sleeve: "If there is nothing else, get out of the way and don't stop my customers from spending. Customers who are willing to spend are much more important than you."
Gu Sanqiu turned sideways and pointed at the wooden stake under his butt.
"Then the question is, where did you get the wood? You didn't just find a place and cut it down privately. This kind of behavior is illegal in Liyue."
"This kind of behavior is illegal in any country. In the Nata Kingdom and the Xumi Desert, cutting down trees without permission will even lead to execution on the spot."
"Don't worry, all the materials were purchased with real money from the Fools. Rich people are so good at making money. If they don't spend more, it would be a shame for all their hard work every day."
Gu Sanqiu:
It is truly an honor for Pantalone to have colleagues like you.
The skirmisher placed the semi-finished product on the workbench, gathered the surroundings to secure the semi-finished product, then picked up the carving knife and started carving patterns seriously.
"Why not use nails."
Guobeng did not answer Gu Sanqiu, but finished carving the pattern with a serious look on his face. He breathed a long sigh of relief before throwing the semi-finished product to Gu Sanqiu.
"Because it looks casual with nails, I can't charge a high price for my products."
Gu Sanqiu took over the semi-finished product. The style of this weapon was somewhat similar to the Yanyue Sword, and also somewhat similar to the naginata in the hand of the cook.
"Well, I've never seen the pattern on it. Is this what you saw during your archaeological visit?"
"Yes, but it's not a particularly rare thing. It's just that if you look at it from different angles, the patterns are different, just like Fontaine's kaleidoscope."
Guobeng sneered: "It's just a crude toy."
Gu Sanqiu reminded in a low voice: "This crude toy was made with your hands."
The skirmisher whittled the wood with his hand, then threw it into the scrap pile.
This piece of wood is useless.
"Why are you thinking about making wood carvings? I thought you would choose to sell some special products from various countries. Don't your executives travel to various countries every day?"
"It's boring. Things that can be bought casually don't have the value for me to spend time setting up a stall here."
Regarding Kuomintang's attitude towards money, Gu Sanqiu could only say that Pantalone must have a lot of elegant words that he wanted to express quickly.
The skirmisher glanced at Gu Sanqiu: "I originally planned to open a forging shop here, but the activity is not allowed."
"I still have a lot of experience in making weapons."
"I can tell."
All the wooden knives and wooden swords displayed have a magical "sharp" artistic conception contained in them, but they do not have any real lethality.
This is also the reason why Guobeng’s weapon toys sell so well.
You can achieve the state of "beauty" only after applying makeup, which is always different from being a handsome guy and a beautiful woman with natural beauty.
"Aren't you leaving yet? Do you want to see me smiling at the guests and saying 'Welcome again' before you feel relieved?"
Gu Sanqiu grinned: "I'll wait here until the event is over, or even wait until the end of time and you won't tell me. Do you want to make a bet?"
"You already know what I will do, what's the point of such a gamble."
The skirmisher took off his sleeves and put them aside, then picked up the large tea vat next to the workbench and took a sip.
"Let me guess, you just came here to ask me what I want to do, because you still don't know the reason why I honestly participated in the event, right?"
Gu Sanqiu nodded.
Guobeng sighed: "It's a boring reason."
The corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched: "Do you want me to call Dao Wife over to treat you to some fried meat with a naginata? By the way, this is called the education of love in Liyue."
The skirmisher glanced at Gu Sanqiu coldly.
If you can't win, call your parents?
Fengxiang man, you are very capable!
"The purpose of my coming here is very simple, that is to experience the feeling of home."
Gu Sanqiu: "...reasonable."
Although he really wanted to say that there is nothing wrong with your mind, after thinking about it, he found that this was indeed more in line with Guobeng's thinking and life.
"You must have seen a lot of relic machines. How do you feel about them?"
Gu Sanqiu thought for a while: "What, if there are not thousands of units forming an array, and a superb operating program is required to configure the firepower, there is no threat to people like us at all."
Guobeng whispered: "This is strength, so have you ever observed a magical phenomenon? The ruins machine will attack all living creatures within the range, but it has never attacked Qiuqiu people."
"There are even Qiuqiu people dancing around the ruins in the wild. It is an ancient and traditional culture, similar to Liyue's ancient sacrificial Nuo dance to pray for health and safety."
"You and I both know the real history, and I don't have to worry about talking to you about it."
"The ruins machines can tell the difference, and they can tell that the Qiuqiu people are the creatures they once protected."
"In many places, you can even see Qiuqiu repairing the bodies of relic machines, and helping to pull out weeds for some machines that cannot be started again."
"How should I put it? It's like I want my companions to be buried with dignity, that's about it."
"In your event, I can still feel the love and warmth from my family."
"Although I don't like these things, I can feel it."
"Mass-produced machines can still remember the people they once protected. You can say that is the underlying logic, but why can't it be the real emotional component."
"The cultivators are war machines and invaders, but for Zeng Jin's group, the cultivators are the patron saint, just like your status in Liyue today."
"Compassion, care, protection."
"Even... love."
Guobeng's expression was neither happy nor sad: "Machines with low technical levels and extremely fragile structures can have hearts and loves."
"Why can't I have it all? Even the most ordinary 'heart', I have never felt."
(End of chapter)
