"Yes, yes, it's me, Xiangzun. I'm Sailor Tide. Can you please let me speak normally? This position is too uncomfortable!"
"oh."
Gu Sanqiu let go and let the poor doll man get up from the ground. After breathing heavily for a few times, he hurriedly dusted himself off.
"Why are you here? And I remember that your name is not on the list of doll costume workers."
Chao Tide took off his hood and breathed a sigh of relief: "This is, this is the spare costume backstage, I borrowed it to escape."
Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes: "Borrow?"
"Your next explanation will determine how long you will be imprisoned after you return to Liyue Port. Think about it before you decide."
"Uh, well, I was wrong. I got this secretly from the backstage."
Chao Xiang grabbed Gu Sanqiu's arm: "Xiangzun, you're here just in time. I really want to be punished and meritorious services. Can you tie me back to Liyue Port? I won't sleep until I clean up the entire port area today!"
"I will be sued even if I work myself to death. Yan Fei will definitely not help me in this kind of lawsuit."
Gu Sanqiu shook off Chao Xi's hand: "Seriously, you are surrounded by so many girlfriends."
Chao Tide suddenly became restless: "What do you mean by 'how many girlfriends'? Obviously I only have one girlfriend, and that is the one I love!"
"They are all the people I love, so each one is my girlfriend, but I will always have only one real girlfriend!"
Tide clenched his fists and said impassionedly: "That's love!"
Gu Sanqiu simply put a knife on Chao Xiang's neck.
"continue?"
Chao Xiang stiffened for a moment and finally calmed down.
"What, Xiaocui has been pestering me, wanting me to accompany her to participate in this activity. She said that after participating in this kind of activity, we can imagine our life with children in the future, and we can also gain from the activity in advance. Some parenting experience.”
Chao Chao hummed and said: "I really can't resist her, and she also checked in advance that I have no work schedule for the next few days, so I have no choice but to come."
Gu Sanqiu understood: "Then you met several other 'people you love'. That's what you mean, right?"
"Well, that's pretty much it."
Chao Xi's tone suddenly became proud: "I just took a look from a distance and knew that the girl was Sisi, so I ran away in advance!"
"Xiaocui heard that I was looking for reasons to run away again, and followed me relentlessly, so I could only 'borrow' a doll costume for a while."
Chao Xiang looked at Gu Sanqiu: "Xiangjun, what is that? I have a legitimate reason, can I take it into consideration when sentencing?"
Gu Sanqiu raised his head and said, "Can two people scare you away? Either find a chance to meet alone, or just use your original excuse of 'ordinary friends'. It doesn't take so much trouble."
Chao Xiang laughed awkwardly twice, and Gu Sanqiu twitched the corner of his mouth, instantly understanding the other party's subtext.
"Tell me, who else is coming too."
"A ship boss I just met not long ago. I heard that she seems to be the sister of a major shareholder of a certain chamber of commerce. She is about three or five years older than me. It took a lot of effort to make her fall in love with me!"
Yo ho, got it.
Gu Sanqiu laughed: "Boss of the ship, even if you are related to the major shareholder, your work ability cannot be underestimated."
"In short, it's hard to fool, right?"
Tide Tide nodded like a fool: "It would be fine if only two came, but after the ship boss comes, I have nothing to do, something big will happen!"
"Xiang Zun, you are the guardian of Liyue. I beg you to be kind and save me!"
Go to hell with your uncle’s guardians, aren’t those girlfriends of yours from Liyue?
Young Master, why should I protect you exclusively?
Gu Sanqiu gritted his teeth, why did this guy overturn in his place!
Old Neptune is suddenly going to be caught. Isn't this kind of operation really playing on me?
Gu Sanqiu doesn't want any negative news to come out of the event he holds!
This bastard!
As a qualified or even excellent Neptune, don't you know that rooftops, amusement parks, commercial streets and other places are the places where plots between Hatchet and Shura Field often occur?
How dare you come here!
If you want to die, don't die in my place!
Chao Xiang noticed Gu Sanqiu's increasingly gloomy expression, and immediately swooped down and hugged Gu Sanqiu's thigh.
"Xiang Zun, please help me!"
"It's hopeless. Just wait for death. I hope your lover, the boss of the ship who is not easy to fool, won't beat you until you are half dead and then hang you with a rope under the keel of the big ship."
"It will be unclear whether you drowned or were dismembered and eaten by sea fish and sea monsters. The way you die will definitely be interesting, and I will make a handicap for the banker. "
Tide Tide was even more panicked, this way of death sounded terrible!
Gu Sanqiu slapped a coupon on Chao Xiang's face: "Don't say I didn't take care of you, a coupon for the emperor-level supreme service of the Rebirth Hall, a good thing that no one can ask for."
"Although at your age you will most likely not earn enough money to spend your whole life, it will be enough for you to be successful."
"Give you a chance. Each type of doll costume is stationed in a different area. The Monde style one will teach the children to learn to sing bard-style poems, and the Liyue style one will guess riddles."
"Which way to run is something you have to consider."
"Get lost."
Chao Tide ran away quickly, but did not forget to take the coupon with him.
Then, by "coincidence", Gu Sanqiu wandered around several girls he "encountered" one after another and sold a piece of information.
Someone in a doll suit ran away in a panic, but now I don’t know where he went.
"Give you a glimmer of hope, but only a glimmer."
In fact, to be honest, Gu Sanqiu was really looking forward to seeing justice executed on Chao Tide.
Lynching like being tied to the keel is not recommended, but it is also good to incorporate tides into textbooks to remind women to be careful of those smooth-talking guys around them.
The event continued, and Gu Sanqiu searched the entire venue to ensure that there was no possibility of a second "tidal event" happening.
If there was a second one, he would definitely catch them both together, and then send these bastards to the General Affairs Department for processing.
If the plot really unfolded like this, he would have ordered their humane destruction if the crimes were not punishable by death.
Mond, Morningside winery.
Kaia was holding a knife and fork in her hand and was slowly cutting a piece of attractively colored animal steak.
Today is another fishing day.
It was already the limit to come to Chenxi Winery. If he hadn't found a better reason, he would have wanted to go to Qingce Winery. He heard that it was very interesting.
"Master Kaia, do you still need some of the wine that was put into the cellar twenty years ago today?"
Heipi smiled and nodded: "Trouble."
Adeline poured Kaia's wine with great contentment.
Right, this is right!
This is the atmosphere of home!
"I didn't expect that Mr. Diluc, who has so many things to do, would invite me to dinner. I'm really honored."
Diluc put a piece of steak into his mouth and chewed it slowly before speaking.
"Originally, I wanted to give you a coupon for unlimited drinking for the day, but considering that this would excessively increase the operating costs of the tavern, I can only reluctantly treat you to a meal."
"So don't get me wrong, you are not as important as the operating costs."
Kaia's forehead was tense.
This bastard brother!
Adeline was worthy of being the head maid of Dawn Winery. She put the wine on the tray and asked the maid to carry it aside. She held a vase in her arms with her backhand so that Kaia could see it clearly without turning her head.
"Master Kaiya, this is a gift from the master."
Diluc frowned slightly: "Adeline, that's just a prop that I think he has really bad taste in art and I'm going to teach him a lesson."
Adeline kept her unique high-class smile as a maid, put the vase aside and poured wine for the two brothers.
"Things About My Master's Too Strong Mouth"
As the head maid, all she has to do now is keep smiling.
Is it possible that you can still tell the truth?
As a maid, it is absolutely not allowed to speak ill of the master.
Kaia chuckled and raised his glass to indicate: "Master Diluc's lesson, this is something that ordinary people cannot enjoy."
"Look at the old-fashioned yet elegant style. It really suits your style."
Diluc was still cold and cold: "Well, it's good to know. Regarding learning in this area, even if you are a distinguished high-ranking member of the Knights of the West Wind, you have to learn from me."
The two brothers toasted and drank, but at their core they were tough talkers.
Didn't say happy birthday, didn't say thank you.
(End of chapter)
