Forced by death threats and for the safety of his own life and property, Gu Sanqiu could only start eating sweets with a slumped face.
The way of eating sugar paintings is actually different from ordinary candies, because considering the aesthetics of the pictures, eating sugar paintings is actually more like licking sugar paintings.
Here on the street, Gu Sanqiu had no choice but to transform on the spot, and Kacha, his big head, swallowed the sugar paintings directly in his belly.
There is actually another reason why he doesn't do this, that is, if he does this for a while, the old man will probably arrange a brand new sugar painting for himself.
Forget it, be honest, he will just leave after eating. Anyway, he can just run to Mondstadt after today.
If you can, old man, just let Barbatos blow a strong wind and send me back!
As long as Zhong Li opens his mouth, Wendy, that fishy poet, will definitely hit the snake and follow the stick. It would be strange if he doesn't blackmail the old man until he has a headache and incomparable hatred!
Then he can have a banquet with his brothers in Mondstadt with peace of mind. I, Gu Sanqiu, announced on the spot that Mondstadt is my second hometown!
Katsa——
A series of sounds continued to come from the surroundings. Gu Sanqiu only had time to see a cat shadow passing by him, and then a photo camera emitting colorful light appeared in Zhongli's hand.
"Well, my son always likes to act mature, and now he finally has some more childlike photos."
Zhong Li nodded with satisfaction, although from all angles, the protagonist of the photo, Gu Sanqiu, who was licking the candy painting with a dark face, had absolutely nothing to do with childishness.
But what Zhongli wanted was this effect.
Dark face?
It would be considered good if I didn’t hit you with a black nose and face, and then force you to lick the sugar paintings. You should be content, my son.
I heard you like taking photos?
Very good, I like it too.
"Well done, Medicine Stove."
Zhongli nodded to the medicine furnace man on the roof: "You go ahead, we will arrive soon."
"As commanded."
Yao Luo Weng glanced at Gu Sanqiu sympathetically. To be honest, he didn't have much objection to this junior. Even though he still looked crazy, he was still a good young man.
But now that his boss has spoken, Yao Luo Weng can only choose the path of dying as a fellow Taoist rather than dying as a poor Taoist.
The emperor is also a normal person, but once he gets involved with the Gu family, he is prone to have strange reactions.
Anyway, Gu Sanqiu was in trouble this time.
"Okay, finish your meal obediently, and let's go to the teahouse and have a nice drink."
Zhongli explained a few words to the dumbfounded Gu Sanqiu, and left first with the shocked Kong and Jinmao.
"I, I, I understand!"
Paimon looked like he suddenly realized: "No wonder Sanqiu is so difficult to deal with. It turned out to be Zhongli who taught you!"
Paimon suddenly felt that he had found the source. After working on it for a long time, it turned out that the biggest problem was Zhongli!
"Based on common sense, my son's neurosis has nothing to do with me."
Paimon didn't believe it at all: "Then how could you eat him to death?"
It's time to update my "list of people not to be messed with". Zhongli's danger level must be at the top!
When Sanqiu does bad things, there are times when his expression breaks down and he laughs, but when Zhongli does something evil, his expression doesn't even change!
Red alert, extremely dangerous!
The retired Yan Wang Dijun glanced at Gu Sanqiu, who was still standing there, licking the sugar paintings with his tongue. It was obvious that his mind had derailed from his body. Only the words "Long Yan Dayue" could describe his current mood.
"Probably because of love."
Zhongli smiled: "Because of father's love."
Half an hour later, in the top private room of a high-end tea room, Gu Sanqiu was holding his face with one hand and playing with mahjong building blocks with the other hand.
He needed to do something simple to calm down.
Otherwise, he would now have to consider how to use the World-Restraining Rock Gun in Liyue Port without causing huge damage.
If it weren't for the unrealistic operation of making a seal to lock the old man in, he would have found a reason to run home and make a seal array by now.
"Pack up your things and let's go to Jueyunjian."
Gu Sanqiu reluctantly moved his eyes: "Is there something going on over there? It couldn't be some weird demon breaking the seal and rushing out."
"If that's the case, it would be easier. It's just a few monsters. Zie Yue and the others can handle it easily."
Zhong Li took a sip of tea and said, "Your strength has now reached the level of an immortal. It's time to perform the ceremony of granting an immortal name."
"When your immortal name falls, you will no longer be Young Master Fengxiang, but Lord Fengxiang."
"Congratulations, you are finally an adult."
"I'm an adult at this age now, and it's thanks to you that you can tell me, dad."
Gu Sanqiu sighed: "Speaking of which, isn't it just like giving a name? It sounds like a very troublesome operation. Can I not go?"
"no."
Gu Sanqiu sighed again: "What? I can ask the elders in the family if they had this process and what their names looked like."
"You should know, little god, that his immortal name is the simplest and most straightforward. His name is Wushuang Douzhan Zhenjun. It can be said that everyone came up with it for him at the time."
Zhong Li smiled and said, "You and him are quite similar. Neither of us feels much about this kind of thing, but this is a necessary process and you cannot refuse."
"Okay, okay, let's leave now?"
"Well, wait until I finish drinking this cup of tea."
...
In the midst of the clouds, Zhen Yue Zhu Yang Zhenjun looked at the scene in front of him with a headache.
Mandrill, Yaolu, Gechen and Lishui Dieshan were drinking tea in Danding. Next to them was Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, who was chatting happily and whipping the corpse crazily about his disciple's childhood anecdotes.
Gan Yu, who was standing behind the master, held the corners of his clothes with both hands and twisted uneasily. His cheeks were extremely red, and he seemed to have an urge to pinch the master's mouth.
Because of this, the fluctuations of ice elements emanating from Gan Yu's body gradually increased, causing the temperature in the cave to drop a lot inexplicably, and some of his experimental equipment suffered.
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"Tsk, master, when will you come?"
Shenlu was inexplicably upset. Shouldn't the group in front of him be a warm gathering of old friends? What's going on in this scene that is more like tearing down a house than tearing it down!
"What do you call me for?"
Zhongli took Gu Sanqiu into Xieyue's cave: "What are you talking about?"
"I've met the emperor."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Liu Yun, who was laughing as if there was no one around, and then glanced at Sister Gan Yu, who had red cheeks and lowered her head, and seemed to understand something.
Everyone else was saluting their father, but these two didn't react. Gu Sanqiu felt that he had discovered the truth.
Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, won't he use his apprentice's "interesting things" when he was a child as a source of conversation again, right?
"What, Dad, how about we get straight to the point. It doesn't sound very polite to ask what other people are talking about."
"It makes sense."
Zhongli nodded: "So, have you decided on a fairy name for yourself?"
?
Gu Sanqiu was stunned: "If I remember correctly, what you just told me was 'granting an immortal name'. I thought it was just to get a title and then retreat."
"That's right, but if you need it, you can decide your own fairy name."
Zhongli calmly took a sip of the tea handed over by Zeyue: "Anyway, it's just something that everyone gets together to chat about. I can help you think of something."
"Father, there is a good one here. What do you think of Qingyuan Miao Dao Zhenjun?"
...
It's true that I have a black pet, but it's a dog, not a dog.
Does this name mean that I will attract hatred?
