"Call me daddy?"
Gu Sanqiu was completely stunned, and the onlookers nearby also had shocked expressions on their faces.
Paimon covered his mouth: "Isn't Sanqiu a member of the Demon God? How did he become the son of the Rock King?"
Yaya suddenly understood something: "No wonder you are so strong, you bastard, and you actually pretended to be soft in front of me after doing it for a long time, right?"
He thought of his teacher who also didn't know how old he was. These two were probably old monsters who had lived for who knows how many years!
Gu Sanqiu's eyes turned on: "Well said, then I would like to ask who my mother is."
Zhongli's smile remained the same, but the right hand that stroked Gu Sanqiu's head gradually became harder, as if he wanted to leave five marks on Gu Sanqiu's skull.
"Dad."
Gu Sanqiu gave in without any moral integrity.
"Well, good boy, stand next to me."
Zhongli's right hand moved from Gu Sanqiu's head to his shoulder.
"When dad is done with the work here, he will take you to buy some sweets."
...
It seems that he has to go out to avoid the limelight in the near future. Rice Wife is too far away, so Mondstadt should be a good place.
I went to meet my friends for a couple of drinks to have some fun, and at the same time, I took a break from my old man who had awakened to a strange hobby.
"Continue to fulfill the contract, Madam."
Zhongli put the Heart of God on Rosalind's hand: "This is what I promised you. I never break my promise."
"Thank you for your generosity and kindness, Lord Demon God."
Rosalin thanked Morax very respectfully. She was not the other party who signed the contract. It was a manifestation of kindness that Morax could be so polite to his agent, or tool man.
Of course, if there wasn't a fish-eyed psychopath standing next to her, maybe Rosalin's tone wouldn't be so "humble".
After that time, she was really a little scared, and she also knew that the devil and his subordinates were not entities that she could touch at will.
Mond was just an exception that time, and the real reason was just something she never wanted to recall again.
On Liyue's side, Rosalin kept her position straight. She was just a tool who came to complete the contract delivery work on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen. The people of Liyue didn't owe her anything.
If you mess around, big trouble will definitely happen.
Not to mention that Gu Sanqiu is getting stronger and stronger now. Even if he unleashes the mad fire in his heart, he can only be defeated or killed faster than last time.
"Very good, the contract is made."
After saying the last sentence, the look on Zhongli's face seemed to relax a lot.
Paimon flew to the side curiously: "Hey, Zhongli, what exactly is the content of the contract? Can't you tell us about it?"
"Secrecy is part of the contract. Anyone who breaks his promise shall be punished by eating rocks."
After finishing speaking, Zhongli glanced at Gu Sanqiu.
The latter naturally knew how to pull Paimon away, and then put him into the golden retriever's arms, letting Sora give Paimon a loving hug.
"Hello!"
Kong quickly comforted Paimon: "They are talking about business, so let's not make trouble, okay?"
Sora's hand gently patted Paimon's back, and the latter's face suddenly turned red. He hummed and hugged Sora's neck, not bothering to fly up, and just stayed in the golden retriever's arms.
Huh, for Sora's sake, I won't care about Sanqiu!
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Kong, and then at Paimon who had a red face.
interesting.
But it's a pity that Paimon's age is not up to standard and can only be regarded as an expired loli. Otherwise, he would still be very interested in throwing Golden Retriever into Liyue Prison.
At least three years to start.
Then he spoke to Quantiwat, do you want your brother, do you want to know the truth of everything, then come to Liyue, I put everything there!
If he dares to come, he will summon all the immortals to fight in a group. He has to correct the already crooked Yingmei. If it doesn't work, he will be tied up with five flowers and secretly transported to Dao Wife.
come! You, a otaku goddess who can't cook and only stays in the pure land of remote control and other crafts, have the ability to fight me head-on!
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When the dream suddenly stopped, he held his sister in front of him as a shield and asked Teyvat's strongest electrotherapy master to revive her.
Gu Sanqiu is thinking about many strange things, while his old man has already dropped the name of the god in the void, which represents the true end of this incident.
"For the rest, I hope you can ensure the fulfillment of the relevant provisions of the contract."
Zhong Li turned around and left Beiguo Bank: "Let's go, my son, daddy will take you to buy candy."
...
Gu Sanqiu had a constipated expression on his face. Why did he feel that the old man was more difficult to deal with than Hutao girl.
In the past, Hu Tao had completely defeated Zhongli, the old man had completely defeated himself, and then he had completely defeated the girl. What a silky and smooth restraint system. Even if the old man took care of himself, he could still close the door and let Taotao go.
But how could he accidentally become the bottom of the food chain?
Otherwise, I'd better fly to Mondstadt now. He won't participate in any celebration banquets or appearances in front of people.
It feels like the more the old man plays, the more addictive he becomes.
After clearing the Auxerre dungeon, Yaya successfully squeezed out of his way and was promoted to Wallet No. 1. It was obviously double happiness, but why did it become like this?
To be honest, Gu Sanqiu never expected that the old man would be like this after his identity was revealed. He always felt that his life was completely different from the life he originally expected.
Gu Sanqiu followed Zhongli, accompanied by Golden Retriever and Paimeng who wanted to come over for a meal. To be precise, there should be only Paimeng. He couldn't stand Paimeng's coquettishness and cuteness and was forced to follow him.
Then Zhongli actually bought sugar paintings and handed them to Gu Sanqiu.
Relying on the skills accumulated from his travels in the world, Zhongli easily moved to the "True Dragon Dharma" sugar painting that represented the super prize, which was so big that a bamboo stick would never be able to lift it.
"Eat, this is your reward."
Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "I hope you can give me some normal rewards."
"It's a gift from the elders, and you can't refuse it. Do you understand, my child?"
Zhong Liyu pressed Gu Sanqiu's head with his five fingers sincerely: "This is a good thing that my father has shaken out for you. If you can't finish it, wouldn't you be sorry for your father's hard work?"
"Are you really sure you want to call me that outside? Let me put it bluntly. Although the Shijinhui has the intelligence channels of underground forces, tabloid reporters and paparazzi are not within the scope of our management."
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"I finally got two days of rest, but I don't want to be questioned again by a bunch of elders."
"It doesn't matter, I believe in you as a father."
Zhong Li nodded: "To be honest, you are one of the biggest figures in Liyue now. No one would dare to make an issue of you, because doing so is just looking for death."
"Then you are really confident in me."
Gu Sanqiu's heart was bursting with tears. What the hell is the elder's gift? The action on your hand clearly means "if you dare to refuse, I'll open five holes for you"!
Who has the guts to "resign"!
This is like the advance team of fools pointing a gun at an ordinary person's head and asking him if he dares to move. Why does that ordinary person still have the courage to nod?
Even if he is not killed by the musketeers, he will be smashed to pieces by Brother Thunder Hammer.
"What's wrong, son, as a citizen of Qianyan, you can't waste food. Even if you are an immortal, you must have the concept of frugality."
The Golden Retriever and Paimeng had been hiding away for a long time. Paimeng was licking the candy painting presented by Zhongli. In fact, he was enjoying the interaction between father and son in front of him with the mentality of watching a show.
Sanqiu was unilaterally suppressed to the point of being out of breath. It was really rare to see him!
