Gu Sanqiu pressed Hu Tao's shoulders and turned her around. He took off his hat and put it on his head, then began to comb her hair.
"Are you doing some general cleaning? No one else at home can have such a messy hair."
"You care about me, and where is the comb magic weapon you promised me?"
"Well, I wouldn't even have thought of it if you didn't tell me. Here you go."
Gu Sanqiu took out the magic weapon and handed it to Hu Tao.
"It is an absolutely high-quality magic weapon. Each comb tooth can be separated and used as a flying sword or flying needle for combat, and the overall element conversion efficiency is very excellent."
Gu Sanqiu thought for a while: "Well, to be honest, if you are hungry in the wild, grab the prey, slice it, heat it on the comb and add seasonings. This is a miniature barbecue grill."
"But remember to wash it after use."
Gu Sanqiu put the hat back on Hu Tao's head: "With your habits, I seriously doubt that you will go out with hair that smells of spices and barbecue."
Hutao bared his teeth and said, "It's very rude to say that to a girl!"
"The premise of being disrespectful is that it is really impossible for that girl to do that kind of thing, but please, our Master of the Past Life Hall, could you please ask yourselves?"
Hu Tao successfully fell into isolation. She had never defeated Gu Sanqiu in a verbal sparring match since she was a child, and she had a purely negative record.
Every time what Gu Sanqiu said was closer to the truth and heartbreaking.
"Okay, I've finished what I need to say."
Gu Sanqiu turned around and said, "I'm withdrawing. You won't have to go to my house to find me in the near future. You won't be at home."
"Wait a moment."
Hutao ran over, then reached out and took out the Staff of Gomo.
"I know I can't fully utilize his power with my current strength, but I think you should need it."
"Need not."
Gu Sanqiu patted Hu Tao on the shoulder: "Have you ever seen me do something I'm not sure about? I have a lot of cards that can be used as mahjong tiles."
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Hu Tao was stunned for a moment, then raised a very obvious smile.
This time, the great Master of the Rebirth Hall is about to turn over and become the master, and the negative record from childhood to adulthood is about to usher in a glorious transformation!
"That's right, you never do anything you're not sure about."
Hu Tao hummed: "Back then, you and Xingqiu dug a small hole in the wall of the women's bathhouse, then covered it with something and secretly sold it among some pervert groups."
"Not only do you sell, but you also charge by the hour, and you even have to keep the location of the holes secret, otherwise you have to report them, because you already have the customer's family information."
"You are so prepared, Qiuqiu."
"Your plan to make money was aborted before it even started. This is all thanks to Sister Ningguang and Sister Beidou."
"I also heard that if we hadn't caught some habitual criminals because of this incident, it would have been impossible for you two to get over it with just a severe beating."
"We were all still kids at that time. You two just wanted to make money, so you went crazy!"
...
Gu Sanqiu covered his face with his hands, then squatted down, and finally lay down directly.
For the first time in his life, he failed in a verbal confrontation with Hu Tao, or it was simply a big failure.
"Who told you this?"
Hutao raised her head proudly: "Sister Beidou, I told her once that I never won an argument with you, and she quietly told me this. I have to say that you and Xingqiu were really outrageous when they were young."
I went and it turned out to be Sister Beidou.
Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless, he really wanted to dig through the bottom of the Death Omen Star.
Hu Tao looked at his little friend with a hint of disgust in his eyes.
"Because Sister Beidou told me that this is just one of the ridiculous things. Why did you have to deal with this kind of thing before?"
"Of course it's because there is no threshold for making this kind of thing, and the payback period is extremely short and the money comes quickly... No!"
"Rebirth of the Great Era of Fighting Waves"
Gu Sanqiu came to his senses. Now was not the time to explain this, or he had already found a reasonable reason to leave!
"I'm leaving. Goodbye. The light of the new era is still waiting for me to welcome it."
Hu Tao curled her lips: "The light of the new era, then why didn't you say that Qixing is still waiting for you to inherit the reign of King Yan, and then lead Liyue into a new era."
"You can't say this casually..."
Gu Sanqiu sweated, then waved to Hu Tao with a smile.
"Although you have already guessed that I wanted to find a reason to change the subject and make a fuss, but I didn't lie to you."
“I really want to witness the coming of a new era.”
“Only by witnessing the arrival of the era with our own eyes and keeping up with its pace can we ensure the smooth operation of many things.”
To put it simply, although I am not too interested in the adventurous life of the golden retriever and the emergency food couple, I must be aware of the other party's movements.
At least we can analyze where this guy will cause harm next through his movements.
Although there are no paparazzi in Liyue, there are many highly professional intelligence spies, not to mention that he also has members of the Ten Gold Club at his disposal. Wan Ye and Ming Lei are not vegetarians either.
And with the golden retriever's magical passivity of "causing chaos wherever he goes", investigating the other party's movements does not require many professional personnel at all.
Of course, if this guy lights up most of the teleportation anchor points and flies around, that's another story.
"Tch, I will definitely ask Sister Beidou later to find out what else we don't know about you and that guy Xingqiu."
Hu Tao now seriously suspected that these two Qiu had done countless ridiculous things when they were young, and could even directly publish a book titled "Ridiculous Travels in Liyue Port".
"That's not necessary."
Gu Sanqiu disappeared with a smile and flew towards Mondstadt. The route he passed was still following the official road of Guiliyuan and Dihua Prefecture.
Of course, it's not that he doesn't want to walk in a straight line, but if he walks in a straight line, he will most likely collide with the snow-capped mountains. The extremely bad sky weather makes the area of the snow-capped mountains a forbidden area in the air.
Although the harsh weather can be offset with the help of the rock crest shield, it is not completely impossible to fly in a straight line.
But he was not interested at all in that weird Hantian Nail.
It's better to avoid something like this that is closely related to high-level elders, or try to avoid it as much as possible.
Well, the Golden Retriever is coming out anyway, so can we just let him step on thunder then? (cross out)
Gu Sanqiu clapped his hands with satisfaction. As expected of me, this method of letting the golden retriever go ahead is simply too convenient.
At the worst possible outcome, just give him more mora, gold, silver, and jewelry as compensation. If that doesn't work, some secrets that can be revealed can be used as rewards to bribe the golden retriever.
Old man, Wendy and the others didn't say anything, didn't tell you anything, and let you go to the copy and read it slowly?
It doesn't matter, come, the handsome, intelligent and kind-hearted Fengxiang man will tell you.
Come on, come on, uncle will show you a big treasure~ (Unzip.JPG)
But we still have to carry out the best traditions of Liyue people. There are gains and losses in following the contract. Is this true?
The condition is that you can use your powerful protagonist's luck halo to travel to Lei. It is a simple matter. At the same time, you can also complete the commissions from various parties to earn extra money. Isn't it very worthwhile?
Gu Sanqiu said that I have written the script for you, and we are just waiting for the protagonist to appear.
