"You are making excuses."
Yaya poked a piece of fish fillet with his fork and put it into his mouth: "Unless you are the kind of lawless guy, shouldn't everything you want to do should follow some laws and ethics?"
"What you said makes sense, but I don't listen."
The two clinked glasses: "By the way, you shouldn't have any trouble after you go back."
"Why, don't tell me that your plan will be launched soon."
"Really?"
"Ahem, that's not true. We fools have applied to go to some of your Liyue historical sites for archeology. The approval should be approved after we return this time. There is a high probability that there will be no obstacles."
"Archaeology? Where are you going?"
"Tianqiu Valley, escape to places like Yuling, they are basically deserted places anyway."
YaYa quite calmly disclosed the information to the fools: "It is precisely because of these places that I think there should be no obstacles to the so-called archaeological declaration."
Gu Sanqiu rather impolitely put the unused chopsticks on the side in his hand and turned them around twice.
"No, since you told me everything, there was no obstacle before, but now there is."
"Hey, is there anyone like you?"
Yaya looked at Gu Sanqiu with empty eyes: "We won't do anything to these places. Even if we accidentally hit those ruins after encountering monsters, it shouldn't be considered as destroying cultural relics."
"After all, those places have not been developed for so many years. You don't have the kind of mental illness that you usually ignore something at all, but when others touch it, you feel it is very important and don't want others to touch it. "
"What you mentioned can indeed be regarded as a kind of mental illness, but obviously I don't have it. I just want to cause trouble for you."
Gu Sanqiu stopped turning his chopsticks, and then placed the chopsticks in front of Dadalia rather maliciously.
"How about you finish your dinner with chopsticks today and I don't care what you do?"
"Haha, this is really difficult for me."
Yaya put down the fork in his hand with a look of helplessness, and then picked up the chopsticks in a rather stiff posture.
Click.
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the chopsticks that were broken by Yaya, and could only raise his hand to have another pair sent over.
"Calm down, calm down, how about treating this thing as a novel weapon?"
Gu Sanqiu kindly reminded him that although chopsticks were not worth a lot of money, Yaya's overly nervous operation did make him a little dazed.
What if this guy becomes angry later and fights him directly during the rare leisure time to eat?
"When weapons are used at an advanced level, they are like arms and fingers, like an extension of your own body. How about trying to adapt to chopsticks in this way?"
Yaya chose to follow Gu Sanqiu's suggestion, closed his eyes and understood it carefully, using the chopsticks in his hands as a weapon with a serious attitude.
brush!
A flash of cold light flashed by, and Gu Sanqiu reacted very quickly and opened a small shield in front of him, blocking the cold light that wanted to move forward.
The table in front of the two of them had already been cut in half by the sharp edges extending from the chopsticks, and the food inevitably fell to the ground.
After the bang, the chopsticks in Yaya's hands could not withstand the intensity of the light passing through them, and exploded into thin sawdust in his hands.
...
"Forget it, you'd better use a knife and fork."
Gu Sanqiu sighed: "I will give you a list of bandits outside the city. No matter what you are going to do, clearing out those guys who are fooling around in the wild will be my reward for not hindering you."
"Besides - hurry up and order another table of food, you idiot!"
"I asked you to use it as a weapon, but I didn't ask you to actually use it as a weapon!"
...
The door opened, and Gu Sanqiu returned home. After closing the door, he did not choose to sleep, but walked directly into the incense room.
After a long time, Gu Sanqiu appeared, closed the door, and yawned loudly.
"You kid, are you so tired?"
A cat appeared in the courtyard, squatting on the yam and apple tree, staring at Gu Sanqiu with its eyes.
"During this trip, it seems like you had an adventure?"
"Well, you can say that."
Gu Sanqiu nodded: "This time I went out and met a former demon god. That guy thought I was too handsome, so he passed all his strength to me."
"Demon?"
The cat believed it and looked at Gu Sanqiu seriously: "Come here, I will check it for you."
"Uh, senior, isn't this good?"
"No shit, come here quickly!"
The cat shook his head very unhappily: "I think back then, it would have required a lot of merit to be able to treat someone personally. Today, I'm going to give you an advantage."
"It's not like I haven't treated your ancestors before. I think back then that little guy came to ask me if we could jointly open a medical clinic to make a lot of money after the war. You guys have really weird minds when it comes to taking care of your family."
Gu Sanqiu walked over honestly, and then stretched out his right hand.
This guy is a member of the immortals, and from what he sounds like, he has interacted with a certain generation of his ancestors, so there should be no problem.
"Well, judging from your pulse, it's quite stable. Even if you really gain the power of the devil, it shouldn't be a big problem."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the cat who was holding his hands, probably both paws, and then put one hind leg on his wrist.
"Then what, senior, are you using your hind legs to check your pulse?"
"What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
"No, you are really awesome."
"Hmph, you know what's going on."
"Okay, I don't see any problem, so there should be no problem."
"It's as if you didn't say it."
"What do you know, junior? If I can see something is wrong and prove that your so-called power does not match you at all, and I can only see the clues if there is a conflict, then I will naturally need to use magic for diagnosis and treatment."
"But if I can't see any problem, it means that the power you have absorbed matches your body perfectly. As long as it is not overused, nothing big will happen."
"And as your own strength improves, that power will eventually be completely controlled by you."
"All these things are actually based on the premise that I have gained some kind of power."
Gu Sanqiu couldn't help but said: "But senior, do you believe my words so much? Maybe it was just what I said casually?"
"Haha, I know your Gu family very well."
Maomao raised his head and looked at Gu Sanqiu: "This is how your family speaks. If you take the truth and process it, most people won't believe you, because the concept of 'no true family caregiver' has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."
"This is how your family avoids a lot of trouble."
"Wait a minute, the senior who knows so much about my family and can cure diseases...are you the medicine furnace man?"
The cat jumped up and gave Gu Sanqiu a paw.
"Okay, boy, I know what you are going to say. I am old, tired, and lazy, which is why I have become what I am now. I am no longer as majestic as I used to be. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
Yao Luo Weng showed his claws.
"...If you are satisfied, you can continue talking and I promise not to interrupt."
