"Can I ask why?"
Gu Sanqiu looked at Zhongli thoughtfully. It could be seen from the pictures on Keqing and Hutao's faces that this person was either lucky or cheating.
Ke Qing also looked over, obviously hoping that Gu Sanqiu would help them remove the things on their faces.
What a shame!
"Just now, the bet made by the hall master is that if he loses, the graffiti on his face needs to be kept for one day, no more, no less."
Zhong Li said calmly: "Accepting the bet means that the contract is established, and keeping the graffiti on your face is naturally part of the contract."
"As the people of Liyue, we must respect the sanctity of the contract and establish a creed of respecting the contract from small things."
Zhongli's eyes looked at Gu Sanqiu: "As a member of the Fengxiang lineage that has been passed down since ancient times, I believe that Mr. Gu, you should also have some insights into this."
"Sanqiu, don't listen to this stubborn old man."
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Hu Tao angrily said: "Help me get this painting done quickly. What's in the contract is graffiti, not this kind of ink painting. It doesn't count!"
Gu Sanqiu glanced at the "unreasonable" Hu Tao, and then at Zhongli who was staring at him, feeling that his cold sweat was about to turn into water.
I believe that as a descendant of Fengxiang, I will definitely have some insights?
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
How is this a realization? This is clearly a threat, okay?
If I don't agree then God will send me to Wuwangpo, right?
"Well, I think what Mr. Zhongli said seems to be..."
"Sanqiu~"
(๑•ω•๑)
Hutao held her cheek and waved it in front of Gu Sanqiu: "Keqing and I are so cute, I'm sure you won't let us go out with such graffiti, right?"
When he noticed another pair of eyes looking at him, Gu Sanqiu's cold sweat began to break out behind him again.
He didn't notice this problem just now, but now when Ke Qing looked at him, he realized the seriousness of the matter.
Are you willing to let two girls who are familiar with you walk out with such a painting?
Or do you want to risk your life and fight against the secret threat of the Rock King?
This uncle's proposal is clearly a gift!
Gu Sanqiu inexplicably remembered the question on the Internet that year. His girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time. Who are you going to save first?
Before the law gave clear instructions on this issue, people in the past seemed to use one sentence to refute their girlfriends.
If your dad and I were arrested when we went to a health care department, and the police stipulated that only one person could be released on bail, what would you choose?
...
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Damn! Why are my thoughts still diverging to these strange places now?
etc!
Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up, and then he gently pointed at Hu Tao's eyebrows, moved Hu Tao's cute little head away, and looked directly at Zhong Li.
"What Mr. Zhongli said makes sense. As a Liyue person, abiding by the sanctity of the contract is a very important choice."
Hu Tao and Ke Qing's expressions suddenly dropped. The former even took out the Humo Staff and gestured at Gu Sanqiu's back, as if he was looking for a place to strike.
"Yeah, that makes sense."
Zhongli nodded: "Then, it's time we..."
"but."
Gu Sanqiu continued with a smile: "As we all know, contracts are flexible, or there will be room for reference by both parties."
"When you were betting just now, you probably didn't need to keep a specific day."
Gu Sanqiu pointed to the moon outside and smiled: "In that case, they can also understand that the graffiti on the face will be retained for today. Am I right?"
"Um......"
Zhongli held his chin with his right hand and thought carefully.
"In terms of universal rationality, it seems that such behavior cannot be called 'flexible' in the contract. It is just a word play."
"However, I did not complete the regulations in the contract. This is also my shortcoming. I really need to reflect on it."
Zhongli nodded: "It makes sense. If this bet ends this way, I have no problem with it."
"Long live Sanqiu!"
✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿
Hutao jumped up happily, and Keqing beside her also showed a look of relief. If she went to work at Yuehai Pavilion with such a face tomorrow, she would definitely be so ashamed and angry that she wanted to pull out a sword and commit suicide!
"Three autumns, three autumns, come and give me a hug!"
Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless. One big hand held down Hutao, who was flying towards him, and the other hand grabbed the other person's ear.
"Don't think I don't know what you just did behind me."
"Aren't you hungry after all this fuss? Come over for dinner."
"This is not a joke, this is some additional explanation of the details of the contract."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Ke Qing in shock. He didn't expect you to tell jokes sometimes.
But...please pick a time!
_(:з ∠)_
Don't rub salt into the old man's scars, we are really afraid of death!
"Wow, let's see what good food Sanqiu cooked today."
“Sauteed shredded potatoes, golden shrimp balls, stir-fried shredded potatoes, potato pancakes, potato stew with beef, pickled cabbage and potato fish...”
Hu Tao's expectation gradually turned cold just like her face, and then she looked at Gu Sanqiu expressionlessly.
"Why did I also see the potato carrot cake? Sanqiu, did you stab the potato devil's lair today? Are you planning to choke me to death by cooking these dishes?"
"Don't read those weird biographies of Mondstadt. We don't call him the Potato Devil here, that's called the Potato Spirit."
Gu Sanqiu shrugged: "It's mainly today's main course. If you haven't eaten potatoes, you may not be able to eat today's main course."
"Well, with such a sumptuous dish, do you think this is just preparation before the main course?"
Zhongli resumed his standard meditator posture: "Interesting, I am looking forward to what the so-called main course is."
Keqing has entered the sluggish mode. If this is normal, one dish is her usual main meal, and two more dishes can be regarded as extra meals to celebrate.
And now this large table of dishes actually told her that it was just something before the main course?
We are different, different...
"Don't worry, I dare not say anything else, but I guarantee you will be satisfied with the food."
Gu Sanqiu pressed Hutao onto the seat, and Zhongli and Keqing settled down in perfect agreement.
"Come on, Mr. Zhongli, this is a fine wine from my private collection. Please help me taste it."
"Oh? Even the people of the Fengxiang family need to preserve the good wine. It's interesting."
Gu Sanqiu smiled and poured a full glass of cola for Zhongli from a double-gall pot.
"Don't look at it, you two. I can only give you a drink."
Gu Sanqiu's expression changed when he treated Hu Tao and Ke Qing, and handed a large pot of Coke to Ke Qing.
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There is no trick to the old man, and you actually want me to clean up the mess for you, and you even have to bear the possibility of being threatened by the old man.
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