With the system in hand, I own the world!
Now that [God's will] has taken effect, the Chinese language will definitely improve over time!
Are you still afraid of losing your Chinese language score in the college entrance examination?
Gee, it’s not up to me to choose among the top 10 universities!
Jiang Su's heart was racing, he clenched his fists and his eyes were shining.
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Caller ID: Wu Zhibo.
Jiang Su took his cell phone and returned to the restaurant to find Jiang Wei: "Please answer the phone for me."
After all, he now has Jiang Wei's body and Jiang Wei's voice, so he can't answer Lao Wu's call.
Jiang Wei finished her rice noodles, wiped her mouth, took her cell phone, turned on the speakerphone, and answered the call.
Wu Zhibo's shouting voice suddenly came from over there: "Brother Su, you have to help me, Brother Su!"
Jiang Wei and Jiang Su looked at each other, and then Jiang Wei asked, "What's wrong? What's going on?"
"Hanhan still ignores me. I went downstairs to her unit and she refused to come out."
Hi, it’s a relationship problem.
Jiang Wei gave Jiang Su an "OK" gesture, which meant: Don't worry, I can do this.
So Jiang Wei said: "Then you continue to wait until she comes out."
"What should I do if she doesn't come out? I called her and she refused to answer."
Jiang Wei was a little curious: "Why did you make her angry?"
"Didn't I tell you two days ago that you didn't take my brother's affairs to your heart at all?"
Hearing this, Jiang Su rolled his eyes. He didn't know who didn't take his own affairs to heart. One second, he was worried about "where is the future?", and the next second, he took Zhuge Liang with him. Went to the middle.
Although he was thinking this way, Jiang Su was also afraid that he would be betrayed by talking too much, and he was even more afraid that Old Wu would accidentally say something that Jiang Wei should not hear. After all, when buddies talk on the phone, they are always carefree and say all kinds of nonsense.
"Ahem." Jiang Su coughed quietly and motioned for Jiang Wei to give him the phone.
Jiang Wei got Jiang Su's intention and said to Wu Zhibo on the other side of the phone: "Of course I will remember your story, or else let my sister tell you?"
"Your sister??"
Wu Zhibo was a little surprised over there. The phone here had changed hands.
Jiang Su turned off the speakerphone and walked to the bedroom while talking on the phone: "Hey, I'm Weiwei. We girls understand girls' thoughts best. Let me teach you!"
Jiang Su himself wanted to vomit after saying this.
When Wu Zhibo heard this: It makes sense! He said quickly, "Hey, okay, okay, Weiwei, your brother usually praises you for being smart, so how can I let my girlfriend come down to see me?"
The corner of Jiang Su's mouth twitched - God is so smart, what era was this a compliment?
Jiang Su lay on the bed and made a phone call, "Did you bring snacks? Did you bring gifts? Did you bring flowers? You shouldn't have left empty-handed."
"Ah this..."
"You first go buy gifts, snacks, and flowers, then stand downstairs at her house, take a selfie and send it to her."
"Then what if she doesn't come down yet?"
"The purpose of sending photos is not to make her 'come down', but to let her 'know' and know how much you feel."
"Then what?"
"Then you send her a text message and say, 'Come down and see me. I want to confess to you here.' Don't worry, she will definitely see the text messages and photos you send."
"How do you confess your love? Shout downstairs?"
"That's right. Most girls are thin-skinned. Even if they are looking forward to you confessing your love to her, they are embarrassed to actually hear someone calling her name downstairs. So usually, she will go down after you send that message. . If she doesn’t go down, then you call her name. Basically, she goes out as soon as you call her name.”
"I'll go! Weiwei, you are so amazing! Your talent in resolving feelings is much better than your brother's!"
"...There's no need to step on him." Jiang Su said calmly, thinking that Old Wu was really indebted to Bian.
"Hey, what I said is true. You are smart, sensible, and considerate. Look at your brother..."
Jiangsu:? ? ?
I almost said the words "Is it possible that I am Jiang Su?"
"Okay, go ahead." Jiang Su was too lazy to beep with Old Wu.
"Okay, okay. When brother succeeds, he will buy you a big bag of snacks." Over there, Wu Zhibo started to feel itchy.
"No need for snacks. Can you buy me Spalding 716A?"
Wu Zhibo:? ? ?
"Why do you want a basketball?"
"My brother said that we need to develop sports and enhance people's physical fitness. Friendship comes first and competition comes second."
"...Okay, since Weiwei wants it, then brother will buy it for you!"
I could hear that Wu Zhibo's heroic words were accompanied by a bit of toothache.
"Okay brother, thank you brother!"
Jiang Su smiled and said "brother" in exchange for a basketball, it's not a loss!
"No need to thank you. With the method you taught me, I will definitely succeed! Otherwise, I will be hit to death by tofu!"
"Pfft... OK, you will definitely succeed, come on." Jiang Su said and hung up the phone happily.
After thinking for a few seconds, Jiang Su thought silently in his heart: Let Wu Zhibo get his wish.
This is the most direct and effective thing he can do to help his buddies.
God’s will – 51!
Jiang Su looked at the burning flames suspended in mid-air, and vaguely felt that the flames seemed to be burning brighter than before.
Thinking about it, Jiang Su opened the browser and continued reading the article about the universe and planets he saw last time.
Just after reading a few lines, a message popped up on WeChat.
Gu Ruirui [Voice]: "Jiang Su, I'm getting tired of staying at home. Can we go out to play tomorrow?"
Listening to the little girl's cooing voice, Jiang Su had a smile on his lips, cleared his throat and wanted to reply to her, but realized that his voice was Jiang Wei's.
Alas, exchanges are such a waste of time!
Every Wednesday, the brother and sister dare not answer the phone. If they want to answer the phone, they have to ask the other party to help answer the phone.
Oh, right!
Jiang Su suddenly had an idea - doesn't he have a golden finger?
With a golden finger in hand, wouldn't that sound become whoever it wants to be? !
Thinking of this, Jiang Su quickly recited in his heart: Make the voice my own.
God’s Will – 52!
After the small gray characters changed, Jiang Suqing coughed twice—fuck! Sure enough, he has returned to his rich male voice!
Madam, madam, that’s great!
Jiang Su immediately wanted to try the effect and pressed the voice button to reply to Gu Ruirui: "Okay, where do you want to go tomorrow?"
After sending it, Jiang Su played his voice strip twice. It was really his own voice!
Why didn’t Wu Zhibo think of this when he called just now~
Jiang Su was immersed in the joy of being able to change his voice back, when Liang Yunshen called again.
Why are you so busy this afternoon?
An idea flashed through Jiang Su's mind, and without thinking about it, he answered Liang Yunshen's call.
Liang Yunshen jumped anxiously over there: "Brother Su, it's not good! Something big happened! Old Wu was thrown from a high altitude and knocked unconscious with frozen tofu! He's in the hospital!"
Lie down! ! ! groove! ! !
Upon hearing the news, Jiang Su's brain buzzed, like a landmine exploding in his mind, and his previous conversation with Lao Wu echoed in his ears.
"I will definitely succeed! Otherwise, let me be hit to death by tofu!"
"Let Wu Zhibo get his wish."
"I was hit by tofu!"
"What you wish for."
…
Wrong day! !
What a golden finger!
"Then where is he now?!" Jiang Su yelled. At that time, Lao Wu was talking about being hit by tofu! It was a crash! It's not just as simple as being knocked unconscious!
"At the Municipal People's Hospital! My mother saw this when she went to the supermarket to buy groceries. She happened to see Lao Wu being taken away by an ambulance. I have already gone out now. I will go directly by taxi!" Liang Yunshen shouted anxiously over there. With.
"Okay! I'll go now!" After Jiang Su finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry, pulled on his slippers and rushed out the door.
As he rushed, he cursed in his mind: What kind of stupid golden finger is this? He can’t understand human speech, can he? Why don’t you understand the world at all?
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Su changed his shoes at the entrance, and he was afraid that Gold Finger would be angry because of the two words he just scolded him, so he muttered silently in his heart: Just pretend you didn't hear what I just said, but you must not let anything happen to Wu Zhibo. Don't!
God’s Will – 53!
At this time, Jiang Wei heard the noise and came out of the room: "Hey, Jiang Su, what are you doing?"
"I'm going out!"
"Where are you going in such a hurry?"
"Old Wu has entered the hospital!"
"Ah? What happened to him?"
"I'll tell you when I get back!" Jiang Su didn't have time to explain, put on his shoes, put his phone in his pocket and rushed out of the house.
Jiang Wei stood there in a daze, and suddenly came to her senses: "Hey! That's wrong! Why did your voice become your own voice!!!"
