Chen Sichun sighed and patted Jiang Su on the shoulder like a little adult: "My condolences."
Zhao Keqing compensated sensibly: "Wei Wei, don't be sad, at least your brother's skills are still very good."
Jiang Su instantly imagined the scene where Jiang Wei used his body to "hack" his best friend, and asked in horror: "What technique?"
"Let's play ball." Zhao Keqing said innocently, biting the straw and taking a sip of milk tea.
Jiang Su felt relieved.
For the next ten minutes or so, Jiang Su happily chatted with the two little lolita about popular celebrities and looked forward to the upcoming vacation.
As it got later, the three of them left the beverage shop, walked to the bus stop, and said goodbye reluctantly.
"Bye bye, I wish you both a good dream tonight." Jiang Su watched the two little lolita get into the car and waved to them.
God’s Will—24
The night sky was clear, filled with stars and neon lights, and the bus gradually drove farther into the night.
…
It was already past nine o'clock in the evening when Jiang Su got home.
As soon as I entered the house, I felt a sense of low pressure.
Jiang Wei walked over, her 1.8 meter tall figure casting a shadow above Jiang Su's head.
She lowered her voice and accused: "How late did you come back? Girls are not safe outside, do you know?"
Jiang Su curled his lips indifferently: "Who would do anything wrong to your body? Let me see who dares."
Jiang Wei couldn't help but raise the corner of her mouth and told him an "important piece of information": "My parents are having a cold war over the dog food. Please be careful."
"I'm telling you." Jiang Su said to himself while taking off his shoes and schoolbag.
Then he asked: "Didn't you coax them?"
"It's useless to coax." Jiang Wei spread her hands helplessly.
Usually when Jiang's father and mother Jiang quarreled, Jiang Wei, a caring little cotton-padded jacket, would always make peace in the middle, and the precious daughter would act coquettishly, and the parents would soon lose their temper.
But today, due to the identity swap between brother and sister, even though she is Jiang Wei on the inside, she looks like her eldest son on the outside, so the effect of making peace is directly halved.
"Why did they quarrel? Have you eaten?"
"I haven't eaten yet. My father brought back a bag of dog food for someone and said that an aunt would come to pick it up later. My mother was not happy and said that my father was nosy and the two of them would talk a lot. Listen to your mother. What I mean is, she didn’t seem to like that aunt very much before. Now my mother says we won’t eat at night and let us eat dog food.”
While listening to Jiang Wei's description of the cause of the exchange of fire, Jiang Su quickly analyzed the current battle situation: He saw his mother half-lying on the bed in the bedroom playing with her mobile phone. From her indignant expression and busy fingers flying up, she could probably deduce It turned out that she was angrily complaining to Aunt Li about "how unreliable Lao Jiang is" and "I was really blind to spend half my life with Lao Jiang."
Dad is sitting on the sofa chewing an apple, and his fingers are clicking on the horizontal screen mobile phone from time to time. Through his rhythmic clicking and unpredictable expressions, it can be inferred that he is playing Landlords.
"Let's go, let's go find dad first." Jiang Su said, walking towards the living room with Jiang Wei one behind the other.
After walking a few steps, Jiang Su suddenly realized that the key had not been put down. He glanced back subconsciously, looking at the hook on the wall, and thought slightly: Key, go.
God’s Will—25
I saw the key flying from his pocket to the wall in an instant.
Jiang Wei, who noticed that the pace of the person behind her suddenly slowed down, also stopped and looked back at Jiang Su, just in time to see something fly past him with a "whoosh".
WTF? ? ?
Jiang Wei was confused.
Jiang Su turned around, glanced at her, and urged as if nothing was wrong: "Let's go."
Jiang Wei didn't have time to think about it, so she just thought she was dazzled and walked to the living room with Jiang Su.
"Dad, I'm back. Did you quarrel with mom again?"
Jiang Su sat next to his father and saw that he was indeed playing Landlords on his mobile phone, and his family threw a pair of threes.
"Huh, I didn't quarrel with her." Dad Jiang said, took a bite of the apple and clicked "I'm sorry" without hesitation.
"A man never knows why a woman is angry again, and a woman doesn't know why a man can stay out of a quarrel." Jiang Su crossed his legs, pretending to be old-fashioned.
Father Jiang glanced at him sideways: "That's because men don't think it's a big deal at all... Fortunately, I know that you two swapped things today, otherwise if Weiwei said such things, I would definitely not be able to sleep."
"Hey, I'm not as boring as Jiang Su." Jiang Wei, who was 1.8 meters tall next to her, curled her lips.
"Dad, for today's dinner, you should also go and coax my mother."
"Why are you coaxing?" Dad Jiang said without raising his head. "After a while, the dog food was taken away, and she stopped being angry."
Jiang Su thought about it, and it seemed to be the truth.
Since he was angry because of the dog food, he would not be angry anymore if the dog food was taken away.
"Okay." Jiang Su said, relieved and took out his mobile phone to play games.
Jiang Wei on the side:? ? ?
"What kind of thinking do you have? What my mother cares about is that she doesn't like Aunt Zhang, and you are helping her carry dog food."
"Oh, then she doesn't like to eat carrots, so everyone has to eat cabbage with her."
As soon as Father Jiang finished speaking, Mother Jiang came out of the bedroom angrily: "What are you talking about cabbage? Who is the carrot and who is the cabbage?!"
The three people on the sofa looked at each other in confusion. Jiang Su then thought belatedly that from his father's perspective, he couldn't see that the master bedroom door was open, so his father spoke a little louder just now, so he just said it to him. Mom was in a hurry.
The atmosphere froze for a moment, and then was interrupted by a knock on the door.
At the same time, Jiang’s father received a call on his cell phone.
Aunt Zhang is here to get the dog food.
Mother Jiang glared at Father Jiang angrily, but walked to the door first to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, Mother Jiang smiled brightly: "Oh, Lao Zhang is here. I haven't seen you for a long time and you have lost weight. You have such a good figure."
"No way, you have such a good figure. Look how well you take care of it. Your skin is white again."
The two of them seemed like relatives when they met, squeezing each other's arms and touching each other's hands, and they were very affectionate.
"Hey, I go out to run business every day, and my busy feet are turned up in the sky, exposed to the wind and sun, how come they are white again? Hey, hey, your dog food is here for you, 20 pounds, can you move it? ?”
Mother Jiang smiled brightly and dragged the dog food placed in the corner to the door.
"It's better to be busy. Being busy means you make money. Hey, hey, I can take it, I can take it."
"Hey, what are you carrying? I can't even lift it. Ask Lao Jiang to take it downstairs for you." Mother Jiang said, turning to the living room and calling, "Honey, come here."
Father Jiang hurriedly threw away the apple core and bumped over in his slippers.
"Oh, no, no, you're too polite. I asked Lao Jiang..."
"Why are you so polite? We, Lao Jiang, have a lot of strength." Mother Jiang said with a smile on her face and patted Father Jiang's shoulder gently.
Without saying a word, Father Jiang picked up the dog food and rushed out. When the elevator came down, Father Jiang pushed the bag of dog food into the elevator, blocked the elevator door with one foot, and turned to look at the door: "You and Dog Food go down in the elevator. Save yourself the trouble!"
"Ah...ah, right, right..." Aunt Zhang suddenly couldn't react.
And Mother Jiang almost laughed out loud next to her.
"Then I'll leave first. Let's talk later!"
"No problem! Let's contact you via WeChat later." Mother Jiang was still smiling brightly, standing in the door and waving her hand.
As soon as Aunt Zhang entered the elevator, Father Jiang immediately pulled his feet back and the elevator door closed impatiently.
After the other party disappeared from sight, Jiang's mother instantly stopped smiling and looked at Jiang's father with leisurely eyes.
I saw Father Jiang standing in the corridor and tentatively called: "Wife?"
"Huh." Mother Jiang raised her head like a little princess and turned back to the house proudly.
Leave the door open.
Father Jiang was so happy that Peipianpidian followed him back.
Seeing two children whose combined ages were over 80 years old came back one after another, Jiang Su gave a thumbs up: "Mom, you are so awesome, you beat Aunt Zhang from beginning to end."
"What? We have a pretty good relationship." Mother Jiang raised her eyebrows, but the overjoyed expression on her face had long betrayed her heart.
Jiang Wei clicked her tongue twice: "I can smell your plastic smell even from a distance, and you said we have a good relationship."
"How can you say that about your mother? Go, go, go back to the house. I won't observe you tonight. Anyway, I have been observing again and again, but you two have switched with each other with a click, and you can't find out what happened. Tonight, I won't observe anything. sleep earlier."
"I know, I know." The Jiang brothers and sisters all had evil smiles on their faces and winked as their father coaxed their mother into the bedroom.
